Mechanically Inclined

Aliens, Robots, Furries, and Monsters get jiggy with it

[jeanbean16]

Pro-censorship wattpad refugees drama is so funny to me because when I started using ao3 as a kid I was a devout mormon and I thought that reading anything even remotely pornagraphic was a sin and would ruin my life. So when I was 13 and found ao3 I went "oh awesome I found a fanfic website with a filtering system so I won't ever randomly stumble into porn. This is great! I was really worried about seeing something I didn't want to see on the other platforms." I didn't read any smut online until like three years later. If a mormon 13 year old can figure out 'don't like don't read' wattpad users can too cmon you guys i believe in you.

[silverwolf1249]

[hateusandseeifwemind]

[pinene]

Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker

[tadeadshihamurder]

someone on reddit explained 😭

[freegiftjones]

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

[chicknparm]

[lookalivepumpkin]

PRIVATE EYES🔍

I’m available for commissions 👁️

[kragehund-est]

the only thing stronger than the gastric distress i get from eating cherries is my love for eating cherries

[inwardhardar]

[kragehund-est]

what

[inwardhardar]

[kragehund-est]

thank you. im once again reminded why i love tumblr because where else could i get content like this

[rocky-again]

Pov at the end of Threshold pt4

These 2 are so funny to me

I love em

[doctorcollateral]

🚂 one serving of privateeyes comin’ right up!!

[victorcryptid]

I feel like Arthur would come across as pretty scary to most people

[taxfrauddotcom]

[hyomss]

tender moments

[what-even-is-thiss]

Being on a regular eating schedule is nice except for the one time you forget your snack and you turn into a cranky toddler who wants their applesauce

[mareliini]

my comic for the fairy anthology we made over in webcomics garden discord! Wretched work to make a comic that's only 8 pages..

[lokaror]

GOUGAR CLAIMS COOL ROCK

[ubersaur]

God forbid women do anything

[justpastsaturn]

She had a good time, too

[evilkaito]

i dont think whites understand how being white makes literally everything easier.

it effects everything.

being trans is easier when youre white.

being gay is easier when youre white.

being disabled is easier when youre white.

being a woman is easier when youre white.

being autistic is easier when youre white.

oppression is eased when you are white, as you get extra privileges, and your whiteness is seen as a positive characteristic that in some ways counter-balances your other forms of being a minority. whiteness controls everything.

you are automatically way more innocent in your own oppression as a gay, trans, disabled person because of your whiteness.

never forget this.

[raccoon-piss]

three things:

1. it’s true

2. white people get pissed when i bring this up/wear this shirt

3. the comments to this thread melted my fucking eyeballs seriously why the fuck are y’all like this

[lady-hibiscus]

white people you don’t need to say you’re white when you reblog this btw. you don’t even need to mention it btw

[jelatinivan]

crozier in a neptune's hair sweater, inspired by this tweet

[artificialflav]

Re-listening to malevolent has been a trip. Because what to you mean right after John gets done building a cathedral of Arthur’s bones. John is having to watch this man completely fall apart, and actively die in-front of him. John just got done killing so many Arthurs, and now he’s literally having to sew up, the only Arthur he has left up. Someone sedate me.

[artificialflav]

[image id: a screenshot of a reply, as follows “he came outta the bone cathedral and got a hearty handshake for it.” /end id]

@willis-needs-bandaids You have truly cursed me with this, I haven’t been able to stop thinking about the handshake.

Arthur is experiencing so much joy and relief, to finally have John back. He reaches out to shake John’s hand. To welcome John’s return, but also, to have physical reassurance that he’s actually here. Arthur reaches out and gives John a handshake, NOT EVEN MINUTES AFTER, JOHN KILLED THE ONLY ARTHUR THAT GOT TO RAISE FAROE!! John is getting showered in praise by Arthur, for making it back. Arthur is excitedly telling John that it was Faroe that brought him back, Faroe’s song is what triggered John to remember. All of this happening, right after John gets done making the only Faroe that got to grow up, an orphan.

Which then follows, John having to pull Arthur out of bedrock, while watching the true consequences that grieving Faroe has had on Arthur. John gets to witness Arthur completely forgo all his morals, and self preservation. In pursuit of killing a man, that is a complete reflection of Arthur’s shame, guilt, and self hatred, because of Faroe’s death….John gets a handshake, after killing Arthur’s only dream.

[loadbearing-jpeg]

this episode shot me right in my secondhand embarrassment