Do you want to quote more Shakespeare in your life but never find opportunities to say âbrevity is the soul of witâ? Do you rarely hang below balconies exchanging love vows with the daughter of your enemy? This is just the list for you.
âWhat an ass am I!â
âHamlet, Act 2, Scene 2
âI am not a slut,â
âAs You Like It, Act 3, Scene 3
(Not that thereâs anything wrong with that.)
âHell is empty and all the devils are here,â
âThe Tempest, Act 1, Scene 2
âCommit the oldest sins the newest kind of ways,â
âHenry IV Part 2, Act 4, Scene 5
âThis is the excellent foppery of the world,â
âMaking the beast with two backs,â
âOthello, Act 1, Scene 1
âThe fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool,â
âAs You Like It, Act 5, Scene 1
âTo tell thee plain, I aim to lie with thee,â
âHenry VI Part 3, Act 3, Scene 2
(Works great for courting hot widows.)
âI would rather hear my dog bark at a crow than a man swear he loves me,â
âMuch Ado About Nothing, Act 1, Scene 1
âI wasted time, and now doth time waste me,â
âRichard II, Act 5, Scene 5
âMarry, sir, in her buttocks.â
âA Comedy of Errors, Act 2, Scene 5
(No judgement here.)
âMy horse is my mistress,â
âHenry V, Act 3, Scene 7
(Uh, there might be something wrong with that.)
âThou dost infect my eyes,â
âRichard III, Act 1, Scene 2
âBetter a witty fool, than a foolish wit,â
âTwelfth Night, Act 1, Scene 5
(âWitâ is Shakespearean slang for penis.)
â[Wine] provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance,â
âMacbeth, Act 2, Scene 3
âI had rather live with cheese and garlic in a windmill, far, than feed on cates and have him talk to me in any summer-house in Christendom,â
âHenry IV Part 2, Act 4 Scene 1
âNow, gods, stand up for bastards!â
âKing Lear, Act 1, Scene 2
âVillain, I have done thy mother!â
âTitus Andronicus, Act 4, Scene 2
(This means exactly what you think it does.)
âAnd thou unfit for any place but hell,â
âRichard III, Act 1, Scene 2
âThe first thing we do, letâs kill all the lawyers,â
âHenry VI Part 2, Act 4, Scene 2