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Vetalamierda

I'm sorry, the moment you hear someone with a voice that sounds like this guy put your hand in your pocket over your wallet and do not let go till you haven't seen him for 10 or more min.

objectlessondujour

When you move your hand your credit cards are all sevens

your-dewey-decimal-number-is

793.85

card tricks

andhumanslovedstories

I’m watching The Big Bang Theory in its natural setting—playing in the background of a hot spiral room—and I can say within that specific context, it is a very charming show. Like the saltine crackers of media.

andhumanslovedstories

Hospital room. A hospital room. Not a hot spiral room. What a nightmare idea. And you all rolled with that idea. The idea that I was sitting in a hot sweltering spiral prison watching the Big Bang theory is actually what hell is. Bazinga.

paxamericana

misscromwellsmonocle

The Lazy Italian Girl (1757) by Jean Baptiste Greuze

looks bad michael

there is currently a vagrant fig-obsessed ancap/libertarian on the iNaturalist forums and everyone is having way too much fun dunking on him its great

hawkpartys

like i can't convey how unbelievably batshit this guy is. read for yourselves but here are some highlights

thethingything

he started yet another thread

hawkpartys

@augustheart

wait come back please elaborate

augustheart

i identified a garter snake (northwestern ftr) for a guy i had never interacted with before and he hit me with this batshit DM:

this happened because in my profile picture i'm wearing a sweatshirt that had a logo with the name "audubon" on it, across the country from and unaffiliated with audubon delta and technically for an organization that was never an audubon chapter at all.

it was an interesting night.

hawkpartys

Okay on one hand I'm sorry you had to deal with this guy even briefly but on the other this is one of the funniest things I've ever read in my life.

Like. Audubon, beyond being like, a guy, is a name used for all kinds of shit too. Does this guy ever accuse Audubon's Orioles of cucking him. What happens if he ever observes one. Can't believe this thing fucked his wife

I want "extra-marital affairs are just part of the Audubon culture" on a shirt

hawkpartys

(via @introsquirrel)

teathattast

mistbjorn

belladonnaprice-deactivated2025

dancinbutterfly

Good motherfucking god

foldingfittedsheets

OH MY GOD THATS EXACTLY WHAT ITS LIKE

floatinglonewanderer

EXACTLY

pyrrhiccomedy

When I finally got medicated for ADHD, I asked why insomnia was such a problem for me.

The doctor paused, and then said, thoughtfully: "Well, you see, you also have ADHD at night."

headspace-hotel

why is it a banger

infomercial

unidentifiedfuckingthing

bobatelevision

my tío literally does this at every party

hometoursandotherstuff

soup-erb

bumblebeebats

benepla-deactivated20180521

catwithbenefits

corgifish

persistentmanlyagitation

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

taraxippos

Did anyone ever like attempt to document and compile the variations of Barney the dinosaur murder ballads across the elementary school system in the early 2000s. Like legit it has always fascinated me as a phenomena and I would love to know if there were like traceable regional variations or what.

taraxippos

Looking at the tags so far I’m kind of fascinated by how much the ‘I Love You’ parodies vary in their phrasing/murder weapons but the ‘Joy to the World’ ones are nearly identical

karvina

here is my collection of barney murder songs as they appeared in the notes and comments of this post at about 4 pm pacific 7/25, somewhat arbitrarily color coded to show similar memes. it appears that "baseball bat and 2x4" is the mode configuration but there is so much variation that that exact phrasing only makes up a small part of the set. if i knew more about statistical modeling i would turn this into some kind of data tree that shows which phrases are most likely to follow other phrases.

badjura

the wrath of the lamb

oneheadtoanother

dinklebat

an interaction im very tired of in online autism spaces. aka when you don’t have a special interest / when your special interest isn’t [character] or [fandom]

dinklebat