Intergalactic Booty-Call

This is Degs, 25, a Floridian bisexual living the post-grad life. I cannot promise quality but I can promise dogs.

[whatsuppups]

This is for research purposes

[whumptober]

Whumptober 2022

Welcome to Whumptober 2022, in its fifth year of running!

To those of you who participated last year, welcome back! To everyone new, WELCOME!

Please make sure to read the Event Info carefully, as most of your questions will be answered there already. For everything else, you are welcome to come to our ask box or ask questions in our Discord server here.

This year’s AO3 Collection can be found here.

With that being said, we’re very excited to see the community come together once more and be a wild, chaotic bunch of creators and consumers of whump. Go wild with the prompts, and support your fellow creators, see what juicy whump they’ve created too! We wish you all the fun!

(All 31 Themes + Prompts, Event Information and FAQs are posted below the cut!)

Keep reading

[whatsuppups]

[softsidekick]

good rowdy pirate boys (inspiration x & x)

[serious-punched-deactivated2022]

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

wtf is this lmaoooo

[depsidase]

[chkn2biscuit]

[siberlius-moving]

how can pirating baby yoda be wrong when the mandalorian himself pirated baby yoda 

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

@drukhari

[mixedican-deactivated20190330]

whos granny smith where shes getting all of these damb apples.

[iheartgrandma]

fun fact! granny smith is nabed aftr marea am smift frugh huh dibrack blarn eat showegh whale snert yargh hugh mort B

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[mixedican-deactivated20190330]

eeach day i learn some more ! :) thank you for the share

[kyuhudraws]

I wish I had more motivation to draw backgrounds ;v;

[gardeninglovers]

zero light plants

[blackwoolncrown]

THIS IS SUCH A SPECIFIC AND SUPER NECESSARY POST.

[lionesshathor]

Spider plants are among the best natural air filters you can put in a flowerpot. They don’t just produce oxygen, they clean out other gases and toxins and whatever else is floating around the room.

Also they’re easy as fuck to grow more of because they reproduce by putting little mini plants out on stalks. Clip one off, stick it in a pot and you’re good!

[braincoins]

Spider plants are safe to have around cats, too!

[rneowth]

please look at the reaction to sans at the nintendo store in new york, it’s so fucking fantastic

[palindroned]

You really are a shitty person if you think Ben deserves to die.

[teathattast]

[catchymemes]

[weedmeupscotty]

Me by the second episode in any series ever:

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

avengers endgame is just a nod to the college group project experience where everyone kinda fucks around and one person (tony stark) has to do all the actual work to get it done

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

the only acceptable addition

[masterthespianduchovny]

The Steve slander.

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

literally name one thing steve did in endgame that progressed the plot

[akkuraiii-deactivated20221218]

[shelbysunflowah]

[thetinygeek]

I now bond you two in holy macaroni