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Cosmic Funnies
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The Bright Sessions
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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Show & Tell
Jimmy Eat World
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YOU ARE THE REASON
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
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Today's Document
Game Changer & Make Some Noise
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@wheat-woman
I normally don't make posts, and this is mainly a meme blog, but.... I met an amazing dog, truly just perfect. So, all who see this feel free to send me photos of your dogs or cats or any animal i would love them. Give them a pet for me and know you and them are loved <3
wyd after taking this
Message for all my fucking mutuals
*looks at polyamorous triad* so which of you is the soldier and which is the poet and which is the king
this is the perfect reblog post cancelled
Give yourself more credit, please. Right now.
You're beautiful, and you deserve to feel beautiful.
No >:(
Then I'm coming for you.
Just the Shrew of us… We can make it if we try…
always some new bullshit in the ocean
Why is it always orcas or dolphins
Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once
worry not ☝️ they're doing coke
"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?
thy mother
Art thou for fucking real
dawg my discord got hijicked and sent out fuckin spam links... ive fixed it and still have access to the account but ughhh i now have to see if i cant get the guideline strikes off.
i cant message on there till the 15th tho
i hate it here
im out here making waves. they cant stop me. innovation is key
the discord is innovative
I think the best most human thing in the world is strangers doing a silly thing together
Examples:
- guy at work "Yes, and -" ing the bit me and my coworker were doing where we pretended to be owners of a fantasy medieval tavern not minimum wage retail staff
- at the gay club when Die Young by Kesha came on and two hundred people, all dancing and drinking separately, jumped up and down to make the "- beat of the drums *STOMP STOMP*" as loud as possible
- person who watched me stomp round the beach singing a made up song about breakfast foods to name a cat after and suggested more breakfast foods that would be good cat names
- guy who started a dance off with everyone across the road while waiting for the lights to change
- very tiny girl at the pharmacy interviewing everyone in the queue and every single one of us in turn sat down and answered this toddler's questions like we were on Letterman
The three pillars of humanity, in no particular order, are Joy, Absurdity, and Sharing
I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"
My little brother insisted if I was going to post about him, he wanted a cut of the "profits". When I explained to him that Tumblr isn't monetized, and is pretty pointless, he and my older brother pointed out that he'd still be bringing me "fame and notoriety" if the post got "big". So we agreed, if the post hit 10k notes, which seemed extremely farfetched and silly at the time, I'd take my little brother out for sushi (his favorite food) and let him eat as much as he wants.
I guess God wanted the little robot to enjoy some sushi 🍣 🥲
my favourite roast of all tiem is ‘‘you look like pepsi max’‘
how do you fucking recover
i really genuinely wish I could hit chatgpt with my bare fists and hear its pityful electronic voice fade into glitched robotic gibberish and choking beeps as I hit it before I smash it for good and it shuts the fuck up forever
no no it's fine
why are so many people wondering if I'm horny for chatgpt. it's like the most unfuckable robot ever created heeell NO
dragging you out of the tags like it's the last thing I'll ever do on this site
scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast
for every note this post gets she'll run faster
woah! so f;ast
woah!!! girls please she's accelerating too much too soon!!!
SHE'S GOING TO BREAK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
