advice on how to pick up girls?
lift with your legs not your back
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advice on how to pick up girls?
lift with your legs not your back
What's your #1 sexual fantasy?
Somebody just throwing a million dollars on to my naked body and then leaving.
King shit
MISHA COLLINS UN-COMING OUT ON TWITTER IS THE ACTUAL FUNNIEST THING THAT’S HAPPENED THE PAST DECADE I’M IN ACTUAL TEARS
like yes things suck but at least ur not 15 again
to all the people who may be coming back here from twitter in light of elon’s purchase:
DONT SEND THEM HERE
REBLOG to fuck a WIZARD
IGNORE for PENIS CURSE
google doesnt give a shit what you're trying to search any more. it's like "I didnt bother using half of your search terms but here's pinterest and wikihow. enjoy"
its so funny to me that people on twitter n tiktok are like "ok but porns still banned on tumblr so at least we're better then them" as if they dont have to typ3 w0rd$ I1k3 th!$ to get around their censors
me everytime theres new spn drama and i'm trying to figure out the deets based solely on my mutuals second or third hand jokes about it
figured it out thanks everyone!
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Jonah & Amy — Jim’s speech about Pam in The Office
Artist removes 1 inch off the peak of England’s highest mountain; Brits want their inch back.
It is still England’s highest mountain, but Scafell Pike is ever so slightly smaller now after an artist stole the top inch of the summit to display in a gallery.
Oscar Santillan, 34, was accused of vandalism after removing the stone pinnacle of the 3,209ft Lake District peak for an exhibition in London.
Ian Stephens, managing director of Cumbria Tourism, said: “This is taking the mickey and we want the top of our mountain back.”
I love art
This is the funniest thing I have ever seen
what r they going to do just glue it back on
It being Britain makes it a million times funnier… oh no something you care about was stolen and put in a foreign museum and now they won’t give it back?! how terrible
[ID: a photo of a grey cube with a hanging light bulb above it. On the cube is a very small lump of stone. /end ID].
I just found the funniest fucking thingGGGGG it’s a website where you make fake simpsons synopsises and compile screenshots from the show that fit the plot, which is simple enough but this is the first one I found
he just fucking murders homer gay rights
op how could you not add this one
my fave is the one where homer realises they’re trans
once a girl reported me to an administrator at school bc i was breaking dresscode and she didnt like me. so i pushed her down the stairs. i just kept walking and i dont think she saw me and i never got caught. i know she got very seriously injured and they had to call an ambulance and she transferred schools bc she knew SOMEONE pushed her and she didnt feel safe. ive never regretted it. its been years since i graduated and im on mood stabilizers now, but sometimes when someone is testing my patience i calm myself down by thinking about how good it felt to snap once and how i cant do that again bc i would go to prison probably
i forget about this post every time and every time it crosses my dash im just smacked with it again