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Igor Chernyshov reads Valentine's day cards with HC Dynamo Moscow [English captions]
and we've always said this
a mess
theyre like two sides of the same coin
So, in 2013 Claude Giroux coached at a hockey camp where he mentored players for a week and worked on their skills and got to draft his own team of young players. At the end of the week Ryanne (Giroux’s fiancee) posted a photo from the bus that the team traveled to the rink in.
THATS NOLAN PATRICK! life is a full circle.
mikey misa on the phone to dicky: should i bring my white, cream or eggshell golf shoes to vancouver. or just be safe and bring all three
dicky: im bringing my nerf gun. and 500 things. bullets whatever. youre dead is the point
mikey: do you think macklin might. maybe i dunno. smile at me this time?
dicky suddenly heartfelt lowering the nerf gun: yeah. totally mis, he will for sure. he just didnt know you before. we’re all buddies now
macklin in the grouse grind parking lot pulling his too teeny shorts from his asscrack: oh my god aiden—AIDEN hit the gas GO that kid saw us im not getting out again [pulling the strings of his hoodie until it curls around his face, slinking deeper in the passenger seat] go go go dont roll down the window no! fuck you fuck you—hey whats up dude. you want a pic? yeah of course no problem. thanks bye…. [rolling the window up] fuck you fuck off. GO just go
will in lexington holding rigneys front paws making him dance to pharrells “happy”: mom look at this
me with any and all bauer combine content. like I need those vlogs on my desk by yesterday
kk could get will to do anything because she is, after all, a blonde woman who is older than him
will looking at kk: mommy?
kk looking at will: laila?
kkharvey4 You ready? New stick coming soon …🤫 @/wsmith2 @/Bauer Hockey
11+19 good luck smooch
When John Tortorella invariably fucks up again and needs his image rehabilitated, I am going to pitch him my new feature film, Horse Hockey, a heartwarming coming of age story about Torts rescuing an an orphaned foal and teaching it to play hockey, Air Bud style.
And obviously the horse is a beast on the ice, even more so under Tortorella’s rigorous coaching. I mean, can you imagine this thing on a breakaway?? Except he’s not the hard-hitting, physical brute that everyone in the league assumes he is. He’s sensitive. He’s patient. He’s got high hockey IQ and beautiful edge work. But the refs only see his size and his (ahem) pedigree, and the horse just keeps racking up the penalty minutes. Teams are starting to get worried he’s a liability, and Tortorella’s ever growing presence as the horse’s coach/agent/father is NOT helping.
In a pivotal game against their divisional rival, the horse gets a five minute major for boarding, and Torts is on the ice before he even registers his body moving, screaming at the refs that “it was clean hit! It’s not his fault he’s 17 hands high!!” But then he feels something on his waist. A hoof, somehow fitted with a hockey skate blade, pulls him back into the penalty box, and the horse whinnies softly until Torts stops his tirade and sits down, pacified. The entire arena looks on, dead silent, as Torts starts reflexively smoothing his fingers through the horse’s beautiful mane, the way he used to every night when the horse was still too young and afraid to leave his side.
And as his horse son looks at him with his big, wet horse eyes and places his big, warm horse head onto his shoulder, John has a realization. He may have taught the horse about stick handling and face offs, but the horse taught him something even more important. The horse taught John Tortorella how to be a little bit more human.
you'll always find his ass in a pair of slutty little shorts 🙄🙄
new slutty little shorts pic just dropped
via feliciaweerenwennbeeg, 3/16/25
semi-charmed life jdtz