that is ok then my friend

[albertothechihuahua]

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

[jaxblade]

ehh what the hell

[jaxblade]

OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……

WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD

[jaxblade]

yooooo

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD

THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!! 

Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC 

[que-pasadena]

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

[perlexnoire-deactivated20150716]

Oh? Well… *reblag*

[zer0will2live]

i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko

[qslay]

I have nothing to lose

[mr-inappropriate808]

i would like Money Dog to bring me a gold brick please

[11roses]

[rockthrowingbutch]

Patronize these kids at your own risk.

[wheresthefoodtableatthisjunction]

do you remember when you were younger getting presents that were toys was the coolest thing ever and whenever you got a piece of clothing you looked at it like ?? wtf?? but now it’s like whenever you get a really cool pair of patterned socks or those flippin cool as bed socks you absolutely flip and have a little heart rush. how some things can change as we get older and wiser like we know we need the socks and when we get gifts in our heads we go yes i just saved myself $10 score.

[meme-theft]

[ohenieledam]

What

[alethiomancer]

I’m so tired this made perfect sense for like 45 seconds

[frecklearchipelago]

What the fuck did I just watch

[adulthoodisokay]

i haven’t seen this in so long thank god it’s still making the rounds

[wheresthefoodtableatthisjunction]

dude where did eddie murphy go

[taavot-deactivated20170404]

remember being little and thinking dandelions were fun or a pretty color or something and every adult in an 80 mile radius wouldn’t let you say that without screaming ITS A WEED

[outofcontextdnd]

“Walk into the club like ‘Whatup, I got a high initiative’.”

[wheresthefoodtableatthisjunction]

level of anxiety* 

or 

horse*

whatever floats a goat

[wheresthefoodtableatthisjunction]

what if the real reason club penguin shut down was bc of a government scheme to symbolically communicate that global warming is actually real and the penguins will pay i mean what if this poop actually happens and people are just sitting around thinking it’s just some government way of robbing us how dumb can we be the pENGUINS ARE FUKCING DYING WHAT THE HECK LET’S NOT KILL PINGU bc noot 

[shmoo06]

AUNTS RANTS: Hangover Tips

[saddest-cat-hours]

[keepongaming]

last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere

i wasn’t joking

[gendersnaps]

this post has haunted me for like 3 years. every time i start to think i imagined it, it shows up on my dash again and then immediately disappears into the ether for another 17 months

[wheresthefoodtableatthisjunction]

literally the only thing i get excited for these days is food and when dresses contain contraptions other pieces of clothing call ‘pockets’ 

[lacunar]

can we just…. 

[inky-peaches]

Fuck you, Cheeto Voldemort

[iceborn-monolith]

Always reblog this post

[wheresthefoodtableatthisjunction]

t’is but a scratch

[srsfunny]

And That Made It Even Funnier

[wheresthefoodtableatthisjunction]

cool beans

[princesconsuela]

[wheresthefoodtableatthisjunction]

this show captures some really dark things about life and i think that’s beautiful