fic masterpost !!
find me on ao3: whiskeyapologist
series: got me sick with your honey magic (aka my popstar!kent x roadie!whiskey au heavily inspired by my job in live entertainment)
1) i'm not a saint (11347 words) by whiskeyapologist Chapters: 1/1 Summary: KENT PARSON ANNOUNCES “I’M NOT A SAINT” WORLD TOUR Beloved entertainer and season 13 winner of American Idol Kent Parson has announced a world tour to promote his fourth studio album “In The Palm of Your Hand.” The 30 show North American leg kicks off spring 2025 in Seattle and makes stops in a number of cities, including San Francisco, Los Angeles, Chicago, and Parson’s hometown of Las Vegas before concluding in Miami. Tickets are on sale now! title is from "wait, stay" by emarosa 2) take the moment and taste it (1009 words) by whiskeyapologist Chapters: 1/1 Summary: Kent’s sister and niece are in town for what’s been dubbed the annual “Parson Birthday Bonanza”. July 4th is Kent’s birthday. His niece, Penelope, was also born on July 4th. --- this is for all the kent swiftie truthers <3 title from "you're on your own kid" by taylor swift 3) you got a pretty way to fight (2326 words) by whiskeyapologist Chapters: 1/1 Summary: Maybe Kent’s never had a casual bone in his body. Maybe he knows how much havoc that’s already wreaked in his life. Maybe he’s scared. And maybe, whenever Connor gives him that shy smile and indulges him when he stretches the bounds of professional and doesn’t bat an eye at his fame-induced idiosyncrasies, that fear loses its bite. --- kent & connor's late night after the vegas/coyotes game, from kent's point of view best read after "i'm not a saint" title is from "pretty way to fight" by knox hamilton 4) and you are always on my mind (2462 words) by whiskeyapologist Chapters: 1/2 Fandom: Check Please! (Webcomic) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Kent "Parse" Parson/Connor "Whiskey" Whisk Characters: Connor "Whiskey" Whisk, Kent "Parse" Parson, Connor "Whiskey" Whisk's parents & grandma Additional Tags: popstar!kent, roadie!whiskey, hyperspecific job au Series: Part 4 of got me sick with your honey magic Summary: Whiskey thought it would bother him. Being a secret. - Whiskey's at home after the US leg of Kent Parson's "I'm Not A Saint" tour, being a normal person for a little while. Or at least pretending to be. Best read after "i'm not a saint" & "you got a pretty way to fight" title from "can you keep a secret?" by the cab
ongoing multi-chapter fic: one day we'll get nostalgic for disaster (13598 words) by whiskeyapologist Chapters: 7/? Fandom: Check Please! (Webcomic) Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Kent "Parse" Parson/Connor "Whiskey" Whisk, Denice "Foxtrot" Ford & Tony "Tango" Tangredi & Connor "Whiskey" Whisk, Past Jack Zimmerman/Kent Parson Characters: Kent "Parse" Parson, Kent Parson's Cat, Connor "Whiskey" Whisk, OFC, Denice "Foxtrot" Ford, Tony "Tango" Tangredi, Jack Zimmermann Additional Tags: Canon-Typical Violence, Kent "Parse" Parson Character Study, everyone needs an emotional support little sister tbh, Canon Divergence, hand-wavey medical details, forwarding my "kent parson has SUCH tech theater kid potentional" agenda one legally blonde: the musical lyric at a time Summary: He recovers from a harmless check from the Bruins right winger and turns to find the puck on the ice. The dread Kent’s been attempting to keep at bay the entire day rushes into his body, pooling in his limbs, leaving him petrified on the ice as everything around him slows in a way that shouldn’t be possible. Twelve minutes into the first period, it hits him. The puck, that is. --- In the second game of the Las Vegas Aces' 2015-16 season, captain and generational talent Kent Parson takes a puck to the throat, ending his hockey career. He later decides to go to college and get a degree in … something (he's sure he'll figure it out eventually, he's got time). Through circumstances that are absolutely within his control, Kent applies to and gets into Samwell University, where he'll come face-to-face with his past, the reality of his present, and the possibilities for his future. --- not on hiatus, just updating at a glacial place lol
one-off oneshots: your new girl is my clone (697 words) by whiskeyapologist Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Check Please! (Webcomic) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: Kent "Parse" Parson, Jack Zimmermann Additional Tags: Mention of Jack's overdose, i think it's technically canon compliant Summary: choosing to believe that after the cup kiss, kent parson allowed himself one bitchy little tweet about the whole thing, as a treat <3 title from "is it over now?" by taylor swift
my insides are copper, i'd kill to make them gold (5390 words) by whiskeyapologist Chapters: 1/1 Summary: Connor climbs the steps outside his apartment building and reaches for the pockets he doesn’t have. He pats the front of his hip bones where his jacket pockets should be, and it dawns on him. He rewinds the tape of the previous night and watches it happen: soft hands unlock the apartment door; soft hands pull him inside, past the doorway, towards the couch; soft hands nudge well-worn jean off his shoulders until it drops onto the back of the couch. Connor lives out of that jacket, and he forgot to grab it on his way out. “Fuck.” --- After fleeing a one night stand and leaving his jacket behind, Connor gets a hold of a certain Eric Bittle the only way he knows how: utilizing the bar where they met as a post office to exchange letters penpal-style. title is from "sending postcards from a plane crash (wish you were here)" by fall out boy, bc i'm hilarious
















