Elderly Ring

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[preacherboyd]

House M.D. | 6x19 The Choice

[newtypezaku]

[tinyyellowflowers-blog]

Was talking to a coworker today who explained that her grandfather was like Snow White “but Californian. And an old man.” in that the creatures of the forest would follow him around and presumably duet with him.

“When he died the ravens sat in the trees outside for a week, watching. Taking turns. A horde of raccoons tried to break into the house every night, tearing at the siding. Eventually they gave up, but it was unsettling.”

“Aww. They were checking on him!” I said, like a normal person. Internally, I thought “Maybe you could do the thing you do with dead pets, where you show them to the living pets so the living pet understands they’re gone. But I guess if you did that to a bunch of scavenging species, they’d be like “Well, that’s very sad but he IS food now.” So what you’d need, for human sensibilities, is some sort of transparent corpse barrier. Like a see-through coffin oh that’s what the dwarves were doing! You’ve stopped paying attention to this conversation about the loss of a beloved family member you gotta phase back in.”

[moomoorare]

I love nautical and seaside town horror stories. Tell me more about the fog and water that eats people

[speedlimit15]

indeed search easy jobs for losers

[mothmanchronicler]

[januaryysummers]

[myleftpinkytoe]

UM WE FORGOT THE OTHER TWO

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[oysters-aint-for-me]

three fun and sexy facts about me: 1.) i have a slight fructose intolerance which manifests itself mostly in me getting violently ill whenever i eat garlic. 2.) i have “delayed phased sleep disorder” aka my body wants to sleep during the day and stay up at night. 3. i am extremely sensitive to sunlight and cannot be in direct sunlight for more than like five minutes without getting burned or overheated.

[oysters-aint-for-me]

extra bonus fun and sexy fact: the one and only time i stepped foot in a catholic church, someone spilled hot coffee on me and i got a bad burn on my chest and had to leave before the service started

[oysters-aint-for-me]

unrelated: i think i might start taking classes to become a phlebotomist 

[sandersgrey]

wait i gotta google something

[sandersgrey]

yeah this is funny

[i-might-be-vanny]

[deep-state-partisan]

[non-state-actor]

[coelii]

how my wife and I communicate when we miss each other

[beardedmrbean]

[lawoftheclaw-deactivated2025073]

One day I woke up and everybody knew what a labubu was

[dorothyparkercantlose]

[tiny-pebble]

[transmechanicus]

[randomalienencounter]

||𝙹⚍ ᔑ∷ᒷ ⊣𝙹↸↸ᔑᒲリ ∷╎⊣⍑ℸ ̣

[everest81-deactivated20250126]

Randomalienencounter you've shown me beautiful things

[randomalienencounter]

╎ᒲ ⊣ꖎᔑ↸ ||𝙹⚍ ᓭᒷᒷ ℸ ̣⍑𝙹ᓭᒷ

[everest81-deactivated20250126]

I have no clue what you say and yet your words soothe me like no other

[randomalienencounter]

ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ∷ᒷ ᔑꖎ∴ᔑ||ᓭ ∴╎ꖎꖎ ʖᒷ ᓭ𝙹ᒲᒷ𝙹リᒷ ℸ ̣⍑ᔑℸ ̣ ∴╎ꖎꖎ ⍑ᔑ⍊ᒷ ||𝙹⚍∷ ʖᔑᓵꖌ

[the-haiku-bot]

ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ∷ᒷ ᔑꖎ∴ᔑ||ᓭ

∴╎ꖎꖎ ʖᒷ ᓭ𝙹ᒲᒷ𝙹リᒷ ℸ ̣⍑ᔑℸ

̣ ∴╎ꖎꖎ ⍑ᔑ⍊ᒷ ||𝙹⚍∷ ʖᔑᓵꖌ

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[alexiaroselikethewine]

so this implies that the haiku bot knows how to translate alien

[trailblazer-clangen-comic]

hi guys its my birthday

That’s right! I’m the Birthday They!

[beardedmrbean]

[passionpeachy]

“eldritch horror beyond your comprehension” and it’s just a generic monster with tentacles and eyes

[passionpeachy]

girl I’m comprehending you pretty easily you’re gonna have to try harder than that

[empressofkashyr]

in my dnd setting the most eldritch of creatures is an ape that is impossibly wide. Whatever room you're in, this ape is wider than that. Imagine the widest room you can imagine. This ape is wider. It's other proportions remain the same. His name is Wide Ape.

[passionpeachy]

everyone go home we got a winner

[papersasquatch]

Brand new sentences in the discord tonight

[allow-me-to-speak]

WRONG!

[cursed-and-haunted]

I know this is going to make me sound pretensions but I have to get it off my chest. I feel an unimaginable rage when someone posts a photo and is like "this picture looks like a renaissance painting lol" when the photo clearly has the lighting, colors and composition of a baroque or romantic painting. There are differences in these styles and those differences are important and labeling every "classical" looking painting as renaissance is annoying and upsetting to me. And anytime I come across one of those posts I have to put down my phone and go take a walk because they make me so mad

[cursed-and-haunted]

In case you're curious here's what I mean.

Renaissance(distinct lines, stability and the individual man):

Baroque (bold, chaotic, dramatic):

Romantic(romanticize the simple hard working life):

Do you see the difference?

[gabyluvsxena]

this post has re-wired my brain in the best way