Whumpadoodle

Welcome to my corner of the whumpverse. ~ 30s, she/her, whumping since forever, writing since shortly after that. ~ Whumpling ~ Here’s my hoard of reblogs, sprinkled with a mix of ficlets and some OCs.

[letthewhumpbegin]

The Blacklist, s1e4

My GIF masterlist

[whumpypepsigal]

The Night Agent s01e10: “Are you [good]?”

[adrenaline-whump]

Novel concept that I will never write:

MC is a bodyguard. His current protectee is a very rich kid, probably 14 or 15. The antagonists set up an ambush and kidnap both of them. Probably just a simple ransom thing.

Exchange is made, and the bodyguard is mildly surprised that he's set free along with the kid. It seems smarter to dispose of the adult witness who might have noticed more details about their captors.

The motive becomes clear when he's accused of being the "inside man" who enabled the kidnapping by leaking the where/when of the kid's travel schedule. Because yeah, it's unusual (and suspicious) that he made it out alive.

Of course, it's a setup. The antagonists have planted false clues that point to him. He has to find the real culprits to prove it wasn't him.

Rest of the story is danger and mystery and car chases and fights. I think the antagonist would turn out to be one of three people: the kid's dad (some kind of money laundering thing), another bodyguard at the firm (who seems like an ally at first), or the owner of that firm.

[whumpadoodle]

Also, why not all three? Our Bodyguard would figure out them out one at a time, and unwittingly turn to the next for help.

“Coworker, I know it’s you!”

—Peril!—

“Boss, I think it’s coworker!”

“Oh, crap. It’s actually Boss.”

—Peril! Misadventure! Escape!—

“Hey, Rich Dad, I have terrible news! The Bodyguard company is corrupt!”

“…What do you mean you know? Aw, crap, not again.”

[adrenaline-whump]

Novel concept that I will never write:

MC is a bodyguard. His current protectee is a very rich kid, probably 14 or 15. The antagonists set up an ambush and kidnap both of them. Probably just a simple ransom thing.

Exchange is made, and the bodyguard is mildly surprised that he's set free along with the kid. It seems smarter to dispose of the adult witness who might have noticed more details about their captors.

The motive becomes clear when he's accused of being the "inside man" who enabled the kidnapping by leaking the where/when of the kid's travel schedule. Because yeah, it's unusual (and suspicious) that he made it out alive.

Of course, it's a setup. The antagonists have planted false clues that point to him. He has to find the real culprits to prove it wasn't him.

Rest of the story is danger and mystery and car chases and fights. I think the antagonist would turn out to be one of three people: the kid's dad (some kind of money laundering thing), another bodyguard at the firm (who seems like an ally at first), or the owner of that firm.

[owenhcrper]

PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: THE CURSE OF THE BLACK PEARL

[nocauseislost]

Five lashes be owed, I believe it is.

[chaotic-orphan]

WHUMP COMMUNITY!

I need more whumpy songs, please!!!

Even just villain coded songs!!! Or vibes😩😩😩 I want whumper songs, whumpee songs, caretaker songs, WHUMP PLEASE GOD IT SHOULDN’T BE THIS HARD—

but I am also good lazy to make a new one and look for the songs I want🙃

If you have a whump-playlist that you write to, read to, draw to, please fucking send it to me!!! I am desperate

I had a whump playlist but I’ve listened to it too much and now the only whump I’m getting from it is ✨boredom✨— the worst kind of whump

~ sincerely a poor, music-less orphan…

If not for me do it for the orphans… (AKA… all my WIPs)

[whump-em]

Heya I have a few!

Do Your Worst — Rival Sons

Bottom Of The Deep Blue Sea — MISSIO

Cochise — Audioslave

Numb — 8 Graves

Why You Gotta Kick Me When I’m Down — BMTH

Pulling Teeth — Green Day

Scars — I Prevail

Doomed — BMTH (One of my faves)

Oh Raven (Sing Me A Happy Song) — Unlike Pluto

Monster — STARSET (Another fave)

Go To War — NOTHING MORE (whumpee/caretaker vibes)

Machines — All Good Things

Breakout — Celldweller, Scandroid

Decryption — Soul Extract

Bloody Nose — Hollywood Undead (another favourite)

Blindfold — Sleeping Wolf

Hit Me With Your Best Shot — Delain

in the dark — BMTH

I Spit On Your Grave — ZAND

Obey (with YUNGBLUD) — BMTH, YUNGBLUD

Haunted — Evanescence

Safe And Sound — Point North, The Ghost Inside

Hope this quells your desires somewhat 😁

[whumpadoodle]

Oh, I do love a song with strong whumpy vibes!

**Sucker for Pain — Lil Wayne, Wiz Khalifa, and Imagine Dragons

**Mercy — Hurts

**Believer — Imagine Dragons

**Lullaby of Woe — Ashley Serena

Ready Aim Fire — Imagine Dragons

Even if I Die — Idris Elba

I’m Dangerous — The EverLove

Bleeding Out — Imagine Dragons

Demons — Imagine Dragons

Warrior — Imagine Dragons

Monster — Imagine Dragons

Bad Blood — Taylor Swift

Hunter — RIAYA

Underground — Peter Hollens

Brothers in Arms — Club for Five

Who’s Afraid of Little Old Me — Taylor Swift

Firefly Main Title — Sonny Rhodes

Everybody Wants to Rule the World — Lorde

Yellow Flicker Beat — Lorde

All That I Am — Rob Thomas

The Devil Within — Digital Daggers

Warrior — Beth Crowley

Skyfall - Adele

[peyton-warren]

Am not ok. Am going back to see the movie again this weekend to watch this man's fight scenes. Don't tell Henry. Shhhh.

[galasgamingcorner]

That’s better. Thanks, little droid.

[animatedjen]

A Jedi? And you brought him in alive?

[animatedjen]

Arrogance is a trap a lot of us fall into, Senator.

[cloudkennedy]

Cal Kestis' terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.

[anguishmacgyver]

[ropermike]

Discussion of guys tied up in movies and TV shows

Bellamy is captured while trying to rescue Finn.

[painaltar]

Sharpe's Sword (1995)

a request for @thekenobee !

[whumpadoodle]

YouTube video

[letthewhumpbegin]

Star Wars Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker (2019)

[whumpadoodle]

Them, an Imagine Dragons fan: My life, my love, my drive, it came from—

Me, a whumpling:

Paaaaaaaaain!!!!!!!