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*uses my thumbs to lift my bra straps like an old timey political man would with his suspenders* im the mayor of titty city, bitch

itchycoil

Whenever you’re feeling sudden calm its because I took your voodoo doll out for a picnic on a grassy hill

roachpatrol

thank you

dumblepuff

Blue x Yellow // Yellow x Blue

I really like their lashes (I’m new to digital drawing)

(follow my art insta)

jasper-rolls

every time i fuck up plugging in the USB to charge my iphone and scratch it against the underside of the phone i think about that scene at the start of sherlock where sherlock assumes that john watson’s sister is an alcoholic because of the scratches around the charging port of the iphone she gave to him as a gift and i think to myself “man sherlock is a fucking idiot”

mysharona1987

Never mind the “Who shot first?” stuff; THIS is the defining moment of the Han Solo character:

Everyone else was just like: “Oh, fuck: It’s Vader!” and standing around in shock and terror when Vader was revealed. Even Chewie.

Most people, I suspect, would have that reaction.

Meanwhile, Han’s first reaction, instinctively, in less than a second, was to grab a gun and try to flat-out end the guy.

He failed, of course. But God Damn if you can’t appreciate the effort.

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Also, he grabs his girl’s hand. Not only is he going to end Vader, he’s going to do so while reassuring the woman he loves that this monster who tortured her won’t hurt her again as long as he’s there to do something about it.

mysharona1987

The point of this scene:

Han was nothing to Vader. Not really. Han was just a normal, average guy. Vader didn’t think too much of him.

“I have superpowers; you don’t!”

But then: doesn’t Han show more love, affection, guts and courage in this moment than any Jedi warrior ever could?

Thus, Vader is shown up.

cumaeansibyl

Attempting to kill an evil wizard with a regular gun is one of the most Han Solo things ever. I don’t think most people would even bother trying, because you can’t just shoot Darth Vader, right? Of course not. But Han’s gonna goddamn try it anyway.

mysharona1987

Yeah, basically’ Han tried.

Sometimes that’s all you can ever ask of someone.

kittykat8311

Just one of many reasons I love this man

deathpigeon

With Han, you never have to wonder, “Why didn’t he just shoot them?” Whenever you’d think that, he shoots them.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

Han Solo is a practical soul and if he’s got the chance to just shoot them he’s gonna take it

morethanslightly

#ironically this turned into a thesis on why han probably shot first

sharky-sharks

Why do you like sharks?

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he walk

knightposting-archived

He cronch

gaycubedenby

He roll

waywardfangir1

She give high fin. @lilragekitten

canidteeth

He gets tummy rubs

glitterysquidily

He get nose rub

the-monochrome-jester

He beauty

hoediac

He dance

ayellowbirds

She do a triple Lutz

localgaecryptid

He slorp

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This post is blessed

gifbro

Game of Thrones: We have to change Asha's name to Yara because people might confuse her with Osha.

Game of Thrones: We have to change Robert Arryn to Robin Arryn because people might get him confused with Robert Baratheon.

Game of Thrones: Uh... Rhaegar named both his sons Aegon.

Lyanna: so what should we name our son?

Rhaegar: aegon targaryen

Lyanna: um but isn't that the name of your other son?

Rhaegar: i've always been a dick to elia why stop now

parakeet

chaz-serir

God I just shared this video with Dad the other night and we kept giggling about it afterwards.

samandriel

What makes this really funny is that water is free in Scotland, so buying bottled water there really is considered a complete joke

marauders4evr

“Take Charms,” said Professor McGonagall, “and I shall drop Augusta a line reminding her that just because she failed her Charms O.W.L., the subject is not necessarily worthless.” Smiling slightly at the look of delighted incredulity on Neville’s face, Professor McGonagall tapped a blank schedule with the tip of her wand and handed it, now carrying details of his new classes, to Neville.

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THIS WAS SUCH AN IMPORTANT SCENE!

WHY THE HELL DID THEY LEAVE IT OUT?

luanna801

I also love the implication that McGonagall and Neville’s grandmother were friends at school. (If you look at the timeline, McGonagall isn’t really old enough to have been Augusta’s teacher, so the only way she’d know what her grades were like is if they were friends.) I would love to read a fanfic about those two back in the day, because I feel like they must have had some interesting times together.