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i got the job
Litany against unemployment.
reblog for a good job
That’s Louis Rossman, a repair technician and YouTuber, who went viral recently for railing against Apple. Apple purposely charges a lot for repairs and you either have to pay up or buy a new device. That’s because Apple withholds necessary tools and information from outside repair shops. And to think, we were just so close to change.
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Reblog if you:
Have an iPhone and are in need of repairs
Have a friend with that problem
Hate Apple and are more than happy to spite them in some way
No one will know which is it
This guy inspired me to repair my own macbook. First of all, you should know that I am not… like, I have to look up HOW to look up what my computer specifications are. Tech, that ware either soft or hard, is not a subject in which I experience comfort or competence. But my puppy peed on my keyboard, and I asked the apple store, or the fucking mac cafe, or the godsdamn Computer House Chill Zone or whatever cute ass name they have for their bullshit store, and they said it would be TWELVE HUNDRED DOLLARS TO REPLACE MY KEYBOARD. I’m not even exaggerating.
So I asked the internet, well how hard IS it to repair? And I saw this guy’s video, and while I am no techie, I AM fueled by spite, so I was all “oh, they do that shit on purpose specifically so they can charge me $1200 bucks or make me buy a new computer hunh? FUCK THEM” and I bought all the tools I needed for about $25 and I bought all the parts I needed for about another $25 and I watched a few tutorial videos, and I replaced my own keyboard.
So, once you are doing the actual deed, it becomes pretty obvious that they are finding creative ways to make this much harder than it has to be on purpose. On thing that stood out to me is, instead of all the tiny screws being the same size, there are about two dozen very slightly different sizes. They could easily be all the same size, or like, two sizes at most, but no.
These mother fuckers will take a panel that screws into place and they’ll use a different size screw for each corner. They are so close that you almost cannot tell them apart visually, but they each will only screw into the matching corner. Like, it’s a pretty clear “fuck you” to anyone trying to do repairs.
anyway, this guy is also fueled by spite, and doing holy work, and I have mad respect
This is awesome. Man is doing good ass deeds 24/7 because he’s giving people control.
How dare you not leave a link to his channel, this guy is the savior of the modern world.
The watchtower had stood over Atana’s home for as long as she could remember, pile of metal, crooked and leaning but ever watchful. Its bluish metal was now dull and scratched in places, showing the age of the building. Yet lines of bright electricity sparked on any open surface, telling of activity within. The live electricity had always buzzed about the tower, painting the blue metal a mixture of pink and white.
Rumours were told that the watchtower was only maned by bots, and that humans weren’t allowed to set foot inside. Or that the tower was supposedly built as a way to indicate the prosperity of the city to its powerful neighbours, now sat as an eyesore, dead city centre.
Atana didn’t really believe any of the stories but kept her distance, wary of the jumping pink electric bolts. She didn’t have much of an attachment to the watchful eye of the city, but she had always had a need to explore, a need to know what was within, for she had never seen anyone living leaving the tower.
So when the pink electricity dipped in intensity for the night, she took her chance. She squeezed under the metal fence that bordered the base of the building, but when Atana got up close she realised she couldn’t see a way in. A hand on the side of the watchtower, by accident, when looking for a door, didn’t give her the electrical shock she would have thought. The metal was warm to the touch, and moved beneath her hand, like it was breathing.
Atana wasn’t sure she had ever seen anyone this close to the watchtower, and now she was figuring out why. The building up close looked less like a work of imaginative architecture and more like the skeletal structure of a very large, very strange beast. The dimming of the pink light must mean it was asleep, resting during the night as with most living creatures.
She was so transfixed with running her hand over the warm metal that she didn’t notice the electricity thrumming to life until a screeching of metal against metal startled her back into the moment. Atana jumped back only to see the top of the tower, what she now guessed as the head of the beast, swinging down to stare at her.
You were the caretaker for the mythical beasts of the royal family. Yesterday they decided to replace you with some incompetent noble, before kicking you out of the castle. You then spent the night in a nearby forest. However today you were awakened by the beasts who chose to follow you.
It’s not as though you’ve never slept rough before, and it isn’t difficult to find a good hollow between roots at the base of a tree, put your head on your bag, pull your cloak over you and go to sleep. But the dreams don’t come kindly. Physical exhaustion is one thing, and the body will do as it wills, particularly after walking twenty miles yesterday and twenty miles today; the body is an animal, Auntie always used to say. But the mind is a different beast, and yours paces and charts out the boundaries of its new cage all night long.
You dream about Auntie’s brown hands, one of them stroking a fox-bit peacock to quiet (quiet quiet quiet radiating from her silence), the other hand pinching a golden needle strung with the finest silk thread she could afford that season. The edges of the room are eaten away, bright with fire, and the peacock is quiet quiet quiet but your ears fill with its screams, over and over.
You dream about mending a hunting dog’s broken leg only to hear three weeks later that one of the minor lords ran the dog to death on a fruitless hunt.
You dream about blood under your fingernails. You dream about the young sphinx in her draped and upholstered room, coughing herself to death in winter’s chill. You dream about cages going uncleaned, delicate creatures unfed. You dream about your charges being treated like animals, the way the noblemen treat their animals, and you can’t seem to wake up, and you cry in your sleep.
You dream about an afternoon three days ago, and Lord Iragin’s angry face, eyes pinched tight as he watches you walk under the outstretched horn stumps of the lung his great-grandfather had captured as a young warlord in a foreign land. You were told that the lung had been a terrible enemy, devouring countless numbers of that lord’s men, but the creature has only ever been gentle around you. He is clumsy, stumbling, not graceless but with the sort of sweet inaccuracy of a drunk dancer–Iragin’s great-grandfather had poisoned him, then followed him to his nest and sawed off his horns while he slept, and so he could no longer fly nor even quite walk straight. His back legs didn’t seem to listen to his front legs.
In the old days, he’d been kept in a courtyard with silver chains on every ankle and around his body at regular intervals, but Iragin’s father needed that courtyard to house mercenaries during one of his own intermittent wars, and so the dragon was turned out to an ill-used cow pasture. He slept in a barn, and occasionally, on a sunny day like this, he would crawl his way out to the field, belly dragging on the ground to keep him from falling, and curl up in the sunlight for hours at a time. So many years had passed since his capture that the nobles barely considered him more interesting than a carthorse, and none of them came out to kick him with any regularity anymore.
You met the lung for the first time on a cloudy day, and his scales were the color of rain reflecting off a stream, his eyes glazed over and tired. But on a sunny day like today, he seems a different creature. You brought a pair of buckets of warm water, and a rough scrub brush, and you spend the next hour and a half polishing every scale clean. Underneath the dry, rough coating on the scales you can see faint colors swirling. His eyes roll back into its head in sleepy pleasure as you reach his talons, cracked and stubby. “I wonder if I should get you some sort of scratcher.” you say, and you can feel the usual hiss of the dragon’s voice, so distant but sharp in the back of your head. Scratch on bones, scratch through flesh. He agrees, and you tap him on the nose with the damp brush, scattering jewels of droplets across his cheek. “And then what would happen?” you say. “Eat some snotty fourth cousin of His Lordship and then fall over trying to get over the fence, and someone would spear you before you could get fifty feet away.”
Soon, the lung says, clearer than you have ever heard his voice. It makes all the hairs stand up on the back of your neck, but before you can ask for an explanation, you hear your name. You walk around the lung’s great head, so close that the shadow of his mutilated horns stripes over your eyes for a moment, and the brightness of the returning sun is dazzling.
The first thing you see when your eyes adjust is Lord Iragin’s face, and beside him, the Captain of his guard. And someone you don’t know, someone dressed in doe leather and blue velvet, with shoes far too clean to be this distant from the Palace’s paved walks.
And after that, everything happened very quickly. You were lucky that you were allowed to beg time to pack, and probably that was only due to the influence your Auntie’s name still held here. Lord Kyro, not even a third cousin to the Crown, would be taking over the care of all your creatures now. All your friends. “I have long thought that the worth of any animal can only be told by its strength in the hunt.” Lord Iragin said, smiling, his eyes never leaving yours. “What good are all these relics of my forefathers, eating my grain and my meat, lolling around like the fattened milch cow of some farmyard whore? Kyro and I are going to stage the greatest hunt in this kingdom’s memory, and even in your hovel on the edge of the country, you will hear of it.” In real life, his smile had come and gone, but in your dreams it lingers while he talks, twisting, his voice ringing out like the voice of one of the creatures, in your head but not in your ears. His smile stretches on and on, filling with teeth, and its mirth does not reach his eyes.
You dream, finally, blessedly, of soft feather bedding, of silk over your body. Of square, golden hands brushing the hair back from your face, of being warm enough. Of a gentle voice saying your name, much sweeter than you’ve heard from a human mouth in a very long time.
The sound of your name rings in your physical ears, and you startle awake.
There is a massive shape coiled around your tree, weaving through the trees beyond it, and beside you is a paw whose talons–glimmering in the setting moonlight, so sharp they could cut air–are the length of your entire arm. His scales catch the moonlight too, but more than that they seem to hold their own light. It is the lung, you would recognize him anywhere. But his horns curl metallic over his stormcloud eyes, and his perfectly smooth, shining scales roil with colors you can’t name. “What are you doing here?” you gasp. He tilts his head, looking down–and down, and down, how did you never notice he was so tall? Had you never once seen him standing straight with his belly off the ground?–and you hear him speak:
He sought her and found her not, And waking and sleeping he thought about her. Long he thought; oh! long and anxiously; On his side, on his back, he turned, and back again.
the lung says politely, and his voice is the moving of mountains, the singing of the highest string on the sweetest instrument. Instead of being the voice of a dreamer far away, he sounds close and immediate and as plain as the cut of a razor. His tongue flickers out from his mouth, once, catching you beside the ear, and with his mouth he speaks. “It was time, at last, to shed.” he says. “It has been a tiresome season, and I am ready for something to change.” His long head lowers until his chin is on the ground before you, looking you eye to eye. The streamers along his face and spine curl lazily in a wind you can not feel. And again his communication rises up like a wave beneath you, engulfing you.
My sword I polished for ten years, The frosted blade has never been used. Now, I am presenting it to you; It’ll cut down injustices without fear.
You swallow heavily. “Wouldn’t you like to go home?“
His response is not in words, just in a fierce, bright delight. “Oh, yes, I will go home.“ he says, blowing the bangs back from your face. His breath smells like incense. “But not alone. And for now, I can not leave behind these cousins.” And for the first time since you woke, you notice anything other than him, and you realize all at once that the woods are much more quiet than they would usually be. As quiet as if they are full of predators. The sphinx’s eyes glow green on the other side of the lung, and balanced on her back is the grandchild of your Auntie’s peacock, and huffing all around them are Lord Iragin’s prized hunting dogs.
“Oh, no, your feet!” you say without thinking, remembering twenty miles yesterday and twenty miles today. The dragon laughs, and all around you rises a bright mist. “Worry not for their poor feet.” he says, fond. “I have other ways to bring them where they want to go.” You remember, belatedly, the stories groomsmen told you in an attempt to scare you. “He was five hundred feet long if he was an inch, but faster than a viper.” they said. “He could fly if he cared to, but more than once the King thought he was cornered only to find nothing in the trap but mist, and his own men standing about confused.”
The lung–Oh, dear, I am going to have to learn his name, you think, not just what they called him–is chuckling much closer and warmer in your ear than you had any reason to expect, as around you the forest melts away to mist. For a moment you feel a strong hand at your back, an arm around your shoulders. “So.” he says. “What would you like to do? I have some ideas, if you find you need to think a while.”
(with apologies to Frank Yue for shamelessly stealing his translation of Jia Dao’s “Jian Ke.”)
@fox-bright I’ve been thinking about this story all day. Hope you don’t mind some fan art, haha 💙🐉
OH MY GOD IT’S BEAUTIFUL
Thank you so much! Is it OK if I print out a copy and put it up in my house?
Aaaaa I’m so glad you like it!! 😁 Sure, feel free if you want to!
Tumblr at its best
Thinking back to the first story I ever started writing down (I was 7 or 8) about a group of stray cats who, every full moon, took the form of human kids. They actually were human kids, who had been killed (all at different times/by different people). Their bodies were each dumped by the side of the road where a cat had been hit by a car previously, and their souls landed in the cats' bodies. Eventually they all found each other and decided that every full moon, when they shifted, they'd try to solve each other's murders one by one. It was going to be a series, with each book focusing on a different kid's murder mystery. I told my mom about it once, briefly, and she said "Those cat books (warrior cats) are making you creepy."
kids would EAT that shit up man do it
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Fun fact: if you know your feline body language, you’ll notice that the lynx is deferring to the housecat. As far as these two are concerned, the housecat is the higher-ranking cat.
OH MY GOSH
It’s because the cat is that lynx’s mom
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I’m not crying, you’re crying 😭
Leaf them alone
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Do Not Under Any Circumstances Drink From These Teacups
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I wish they sold these teacups as prints; I would have a whole wall for them
I want all of these. Made just like this. And I would drink from every single one
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WOW!!!!!