Smosh is my legacy

hi im miki and i love asking alexandria. im also 22; i love youtube almost as much as i love dogs; icon by @guardrat

[milanesa42]

“The employees need a larger salary” “hmmmm large celery”

[glubby]

[creepish]

can i talk to you in the woods about something

[mutant-distraction]

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[silky-selkie]

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[slushyseals]

Can I... a starving orphan... who is homeless... alone and unloved... perhaps trouble you for one small fish from that bucket? Please? -pathetic cough and helpless look-

[sn4ilsh3llz]

[virgomoon]

anyone wanna take me out back and shoot me like an old dog

[kosmogrl]

december and january were created to test how much I can handle back to back before I'm sent into an absolute spiral

[fursasaida]

adult life is truly just thinking “I NEED TO CLEAN” while dealing with the 17 other things that have a hard deadline

[fairycosmos]

anyone got any masking tips to come across as nice healthy self regulated normal interesting etc

[fairycosmos]

often the choice comes down to eat a meal and shower or kill yourself

[fairycosmos]

sudden urge to burst into tears. im not a toddler i just agree with their beliefs

[raevenlywrites]

World is hard, scary, confusing

Needs not being met

Little to no control over my environment

Overwhelmed and need some release

Desperately want a nap

Yeah, that checks out

[fairycosmos]

every time i make a mistake im like theyre going to put me down like a sick dog

[shewassharpasthenameofneedles]

they call me chihuahua the way i shaking and shivering and crying so much

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[c-u-r-s-e-d-i-m-a-g-e-s]