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Sarah. 27. She/her. Australia. the only reason I'm still here is bc I can't find the exit. help me. 🫠

[depsidase]

[yenvengerberg]

CHAPPELL ROAN Performing at Reading Festival 2025

[champagnepadre]

[mariacallous]

[disclaymore-deactivated20230920]

Finding my mother’s sugar daddy’s tumblr with a handful of furry drawings on it was easily the worst thing I’ve done in my life

never say those words in that order ever again

[wanderer-chronicles]

[beauty-funny-trippy]

[odinsblog]

[yenvengerberg]

CHAPPELL ROAN Video Music Awards 2024

[sunsugarsuntzu]

"We need more complex female characters" you guys can't even handle Chappell Roan, Real Life Woman with Boundaries

[fleshdyk3]

looks at you like this

[fractiousrvt]

Hatchling plague doctor

[dirtydisneyconfessions]

ok dude, i know you wanna fuck the granny queen from a bugs life, we’ve gotten your confession 385 fucking times, we get it, you love fucking old wrinkly ass ants, stop fucking submitting it.

Elvira.

[inzergue]

i would like to propose that this text post is “culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant" enough to be preserved in the library of congress

[kratt09]

people who don't wear glasses are so weird like you just wake up and your eyes are pussy fresh??

[kratt09]

thats not the word I meant to use

[coldspicyy]

None of these words are in the bible.

[godmodebeginswithlesbians]

au contraire, mon ami

[transarsonist]

dont weird pussy, that's woke stale. penis absolute.

[saintjosie]

i’m sorry cock is in the bible?

[freeformtarsier]

Matthew 26:34 KJV

Jesus said unto him, Verily I say unto thee, That this night, before the cock crow, thou shalt deny me thrice.

[saintjosie]

huh i didn’t know edging was in the bible either

[virtualgirladvance]

Of course it is, they've been waiting over two thousand years for the second coming

[foone]

LAN

[r0ttingsystem]

This post feels like I drank bleach

[your-mums-nuts]

Absolutely hilarious to me that the ton is gonna be speculating on why and how Penelope and Colin ended up engaged and there’s definitely gonna be some entrapment/pity rumours going around but the actual truth of it is that Colin chased a carriage down, fell to his knees and went “please please please please please please please”

[rocketeer]

in another timeline wes anderson is a middle school theater teacher bankrupting his art department with the most over-budget production of suessical the musical jr. that suburban houston will ever see

[darlinglittlemeg]

Idk if this has been done yet-

[sunsetcurbed]

x

[lisaphantasia]

I know some people are confused about the music this season but idk I think getting fingered in a cab on the way home from a night out to a Pitbull song is relatable in any era

[beguilingcorpse]

actually hilarious that colin bridgerton returned to london absolutely determined to be in his slut era. he said if there is one thing i am it is a whore. and then one (1) kiss with penelope later he was like neverMIND i am a MARRIED MAN i am MONOGAMOUS life is about LIFELONG PARTNERSHIP ACTUALLY