Wikrokosmos

[ineed-to-sleep]

This mans got me in a chokehold ahahahaaa 🫠

don't tell him I said that

[utopianoverlord]

[the-alpine-glow]

fuck elon and fuck x, formerly twitter

[ria-neearts]

"Good morning, darling"

[saltaired]

“train yourselves towards solidarity, not charity. you are no one’s saviour! you are a mutual partner in the pursuit of freedom”

[quasi-normalcy]

Right now, my most controversial opinion is "Genocide is bad."

[amateurletariat]

[beesmygod]

is google insane or did it forget about the legal right to ablocking lol. are they trying to challenge the EU? bc they're not going to win that one. europe doesnt think this shit is cute

ive been flicking settings and programs on and off and updating drivers and shit trying to get youtube to load faster but it's being artificially throttled by google bc im using firefox

like. did they forget what antitrust suits are

[hungwy]

people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now

[how-not-to-human]

The older this post gets the funnier it becomes

[duchesspeggy]

My cousin born in 2000 is a licensed psychologist.

[shepardoftheearth]

that’s how fucked up our world is now

[d4rm4nd4]

Stage whisper Mentally many of them are still there

[radical-eve]

[ironbound-oberon]

I have cochlear implants and I can only buy parts to fix them or upgrade then from 1 corporation bc of tech exclusivity. upgrades to get new processors for both ears cost $23k & insurance only covers 90% (and it’s “good” insurance)

cyberpunk dystopia is already here for the disabled. fight for universal healthcare, fight against capitalism NOW.

[athelind]

Cyberpunk dystopia is already here for the disabled.

[transmechanicus]

6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.

[vmprblood]

this doesn't apply to jobs like childcare

[transmechanicus]

If i worked in childcare and my 6 hours were up i would start putting babies in ziploc bags and shipping them to Turkmenistan listed as endangered fruits and vegetables

[voidpants]

tumblr user possiblyfrogking somehow completely unaware of the concept of shift work

[thoodleoo]

the worst part about studying languages is knowing that you will never be nearly as good at it as a literal baby

[what-even-is-thiss]

The only reason babies are better at language learning is because it’s their full time job and they don’t get embarrassed

[what-even-is-thiss]

If you, a teenaged or adult human, wasn’t embarrassed and could study language full time you would learn way faster than a baby.

[sandersstudies]

In my defense, babies receive more positive reinforcement than I do as well. Babies will say ha ba bah dah ba hah and all the adults around them will be like 🤯 really? Wow 😱 that is so interesting 😁 great job! 🤗 and then what happened? 🤔

[computationalcalculator]

also people who are like “I’ve been studying for a year and I only have an eight-year-old’s grasp of the language”:

how long do you think it took the eight-year-old

[punkrorschach]

anytime i see someone Shocked by the existence of a convenience food item (snacks, cup noodles, etc) who then tries to defend themselves by being like WELL WE DONT HAVE THAT WHERE I’M FROM i just think about the instant coffee scene from ohshc

[theinformationcollector]

TIL Prairie dog language is complex. They don’t just have a call for “danger”: their calls differentiate human, hawk, domesticated dog, coyote etc. and specify size & color. One study found that they can communicate “Here comes the short human in the yellow” (vs the tall human in blue) to each other

via reddit.com

[logarto]

how remarkable that these big squirrels have language complex enough to call that one researcher a manlet

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

I think it’s funny that inuyasha tried to have a serious plot at all when all the best episodes were when kagome would bring him to the modern day and he would crash the high school play or hunt all the neighborhood squirrels or something. ohhh we gotta get the shikon jewels defeat naraku blah blah I want to see inuyasha work a grill

[nyanbinyuri]

[squeakitties]

mobsters are either called shit like Slaughterhouse Frank or Timmy The Big Silly Wily

[karhs]

slaughterhouse frank is called that because his bbq ribs will blow your dick clean off and timmy the big silly willy is called that cause his dick managed to resist being blown off by th aforementioned ribs

[happy-hudson-deactivated2023083]

And they’re married

[karhs]

and they’re married

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[maxkonbo]

[asingularcanadian]

[squeakitties]

sensually massaging WD-40 into your robot gf’s joints

[katelyndanger]

WD-40 is a terrible lubricant actually, especially for high friction parts like limb joints. WD stands for Water Displacement and is good for treating wet rust and expelling moisture, but terrible for minimizing friction.

What you’d really want is SAE10-30 or if she’s older, an oil with a higher viscosity like a SAE20-40.