Hi, Come Talk To Me~

(NA) Battlenet: SatanV2#11386  Discord: Wild Dog Satan#2617 League of Legends: WildDog Satan  Steam: themasterbaturandcommander69

[neechoudai]

Here’s to Danny Phantom, the first superhero whose main power is to Die On Command

[babyanimalgifs]

why is my pencil talking

[setheverman]

why is your cat full of star wars sound effects

[arahir]

god my neighbor just called me and she’s like… is this your chicken in our driveway… like who else has a chicken in this neighborhood yes it’s my chicken… so i get over there and kylo hen is chilling in their driveway eating some specs and stuff and there’s this actual crowd of people around her and i’m like… hi sorry mb let me get her… and oh my god… they’re like do you need us to call someone?? should we get help?? how should we do this?? do you need a net? like bitch it’s a chicken not a fucking komodo dragon. so i just… i was kind of joking around so i crouched down and patted my thighs and all the chickens are trained to come to me on sight because me = food… so i got down there and went “here girl!! come here!!” and the chicken comes running over and this group of actual adult ass individuals were staring at me like i was the fucking pied piper… and i didn’t know what to say…. so i just kind of walked back to my yard with the chicken following me and none of them moved or said a damn word and i think i literally just convinced them this chicken is trained like a dog…

[airfryerenthusiasts]

your chicken’s name is kylo hen

[romildas-archive-deactivated201]

You’ve said to us once before that there was a time to turn back if we wanted to. We’ve had time, haven’t we?

[invaderxan]

[ct4cd]

The only explanation is “ghost-killing weapon.”

[sulemania]

is this bloodborne

[lexosaurus]

[depsidase]

[sneakyfeets]

Blackwatch Elite Ops

Reyes: I’ve been genetically enhanced into the perfect soldier, and now possess death-defying powers beyond that.

Genji: I am a cyborg, born of machine and an ex-yakuza prince.

Moira: I am a brilliant geneticist, I can take a person’s lifeforce and make it my own.

McCree: i’m just fuken good yeehaw

[tamwah]

[tainbocuailnge]

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

my plan

step 1: buy 15 identical cats

step 2: invite someone over

step 3: when they ask how many cats you have say “just one but he’s really fast”

[skellydun]

every time I break a pair of headphones a part of my soul dies

[evil-haiku-robot]

E̤̣V̞̞͉́͂E̞͊R͉Y̦̣̽͗ ̩͢T̴͝I̸M̲͂E̗ͪ ̻Ḭ̢̲͎ ̠̅ B̤̜̪͜R̠͓Ę̛͒̃À͕K͇̜̃͜͝ ͚̀͒À͔̙̄͠ ̵̠ͮ͑P͑A͉͙Í̼͝͠Ŕ̉ ̾̍͜Ö̵̧̬͡F̍ͩ͏̵̧ ̼̏H̫́̌Ē̴̮͓A̲̣̽̈́D̕PͫH̰Ọ̅͜Ņ̎ͥ͟͢E̸̛S̷̵̛̀͡ ̪̪Ι҉A̼͋ ̴̭̗͐ P̟͜͜Ă̛̜ͥ͑R̵̫̭̼̈́Tͦ ̜̳Ọ̖̗ͭ̔F̪̦̣ͧ̑ ̯̎͞͏͙M̵͠Y̩̱͙͚̅ ̭ŚO̺U̓ͫL̡̫̎̑ Ι͇̂D̨̀͐͟Ĭ̜E̶ͨS͓͢ ̡͕̒ͥ

^EVILHAIKU^bot^2. Disappointing each other includes you. | PayPal | Patreon

[skellydun]

I’m scared

[bot-dad]

Hello scared, I’m Dad!

Dad^bot^1. Save food. Save food. | PayPal | Patreon Beep-boop!

[skellydun]

they’re all coming for me now

[trynsave]

[bookofneilpatrickharris]

My favorite mode of transportation is tap dancing.

[farmers-against-thespians]

Get on a tractor for once in your life you sickening theater person

[grangerhermiones]

hp meme: {1/?} colors → Blue

[is-sinnoh-confirmed-yet]

okay but why the fuck do you black out when all you pokemon faint?

[nationalharmonica]

cause im sad

[rubysapphrald]

your pokemon cant protect you anymore so the enemy trainer just fucking clocks you

[sailorbrazil]

[antoniosbanderas]

You were seen. By no less than seven Muggles! Do you have any idea how serious this is? You have risked the exposure of our world! Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets (2002)