It's Time For the Dance

I'm Samantha. Wildlife Biologist, Captain Planet trainee, and connoisseur of new age technology. Trying to save the planet one day at a time.

[retrogamingblog2]

Skeletal Ghost Pokemon Drawings made by WolfJayden

[ianime0]

Pokemon Movie: Secrets of the Jungle | Zarude Meets Koko

[memewhore]

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

This man took so much longer to crack than I would have what a PROFESSIONAL

[marisatomay]

wake up babe a new dashcon just dropped

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

I love that Bilbo came back Deeply Changed™️ from his harrowing adventure but not in the sense of being haunted or traumatized or damaged so much as How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love Being The Town Eccentric

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

he comes home and he’s like, well, so much for my reputation. I’m going to adopt my weirdest nephew and start brewing fresh hobbit scandals in my bathtub.

[lizzibennet]

my mom’s been telling me my entire life she and my dad met at a bar which BOOOO BORING but today she just casually mentions actually she placed a fuckin ad in the newspaper saying she was ‘a single lady ready to meet the one’ and he was the first to call her and they dated over the phone for like three months before they met n she was like “i was already pretty much in love with him because i adored his laugh on the phone” ????? What kinda 90s romcom bullshit

[lizzibennet]

btw the first time they met in person apparently was because my grandpa fuckin uhhh died? and my dad called my mom inconsolable and she went over to console him and literally just kinda ?? never left???? ehakdhskdhskfjdkdh this bitch’s been telling me they very casually met at a bar can you beLEAF no wonder me and my brother were born fuckin drama queens

[lizzibennet]

me: so you placed an ad? in the newspaper? telling men who were interested in fathering children a beautiful woman to call you? like a person advertising property they want to sell?

my mom, pokerfaced: yes that is exactly what i did

me: mom.

mom: it’s not that different from tinder!

me: you know i read a fanfic once where that was the exact plot of how the two characters met. except it was set in the nineteenth century!!!

mom:

mom: bet you thought it was hot

me: NOT THE POINT

[lizzibennet]

apparently. when they had their very first date my dad mentioned his daughter (my sister on his side) and my mom was like :( because she really wanted children and he just patted her hand and was like “don’t worry! we’ll have children of our own.” HDLSHDSKDHDK THE AUDACITY OF THIS MAN? ON THEIR FIRST DATE??? HELLO?

[lizzibennet]

me: so dad what did you think about mom’s ad in the newspaper

my dad, curt: it was cool i guess.

me:

me: did you not think it was weird at all? why did you call her specifically and not anyone else?

dad: no it was common back then. idk i liked the font she chose for the ad

my mom, from the kitchen: it was standard issue from the paper for the ads to look like that

dad: oh… guess it was fate then :)

me:

dad:

mom:

me: did you feel that? did you feel the breeze that just passed?

dad: yeah?

me: that was because mom just melted in the kitchen

mom, from the kitchen, voice clearly a little choked: NO I DID NOT

[mysharona1987]

[smoluglies]

Lily of the valley 💕🧚🌱✨

[thealphapigeon]

Just ate an entire pear that was so good and so juicy i started gnawing on it with both hands like an animal and the face my supervisor made when he passed by my desk while I was absolutely consumed by my pear fueled bacchanal was Something i have never seen someone look so tired and also so upset and also also so envious

[thealphapigeon]

Had another pear today it was even JUICIER than the pear I had yesterday and had to eat over my trashcan so I didn't get juice all over myself and while I was hunched over lost in the sauce I heard the deepest sigh and when I looked up my supervisor was standing over me like

[thealphapigeon]

Called out in the company group chat

[yandere-angela]

𐐘 gay amongus

[gandalfsbignaturals]

as an exmormon it is absolutely imperative we spread this around as much as possible. everyone needs to know about the little gay amongus

[lacefuneral]

𐐘ඞ

love wins

[sufficientlylargen]

Note that Unicode supports both the lowercase gay 𐑀 and the capital gay 𐐘.

[e-v-roslyn]

𐐘𐑀

[astronomical-bagel]

Miguel and miniguel

[everythingfox]

“Please sir”

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[baetology]

Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don’t wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept.

[bumblebeebats]

And people say stuff like ‘lol don’t you hate it when you look up in the middle of the night and see a spider on your ceiling’ like bitch (!!) i could have Nicholas II last czar of Russia hangin from my ceiling fan and i would be none the wiser

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[everythingfox]

Tiny unit

(via)

[everythingfox]

“Man discovers he’s a disney princess in disguise”

(via)

[everythingfox]

Doggo comes into Frame

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[twitblr]

Love this! Stay safe folks (x)

[martinkhall]

I suggest changing that to: “I am invoking my right to remain silent. I am invoking my right to an attorney.” Current phrasing leaves too much room for you to get lawyer dogged.

[evilcyclopsxmen]

Normal country

[theboboshow]

They learned this from leftist activists when we weaponized this fact against facists but lack the insight to understand why we did it.