It was just a regular-ol' McDonald's stabbing

27-year old bi. Genderqueer, they/them/masc. pronouns. No longer a marvel blog.

[dead-freight]

[lvgvcy-deactivated20260523]

worrying is like worshipping the problem

[otabekisautistic]

and brother i’m on my knees

[kirbyhasapencil]

trans bostonians i painted you this I hope you like it

[glumshoe]

dandelions deserve more respect than they get

you say “weeds” I say “widespread non-native edible plant and early-blooming pollinator resource that is not considered invasive because it behaves politely and does not cause deleterious ecological consequences”

[mettic]

The dandelions aren’t gonna fuck you bro

[glumshoe]

they have and they will

[goodmorningstar]

Bill Goes To Therapy

Enjoy this (if u see bill without his crack in some shots, no you don’t ❤️)

[ferrettaur]

So like an hour ago I just lear🪨︵︵ned that— what the fuck was that. Someone just skipped a rock across my post did you see that

[kikmessenger]

sits on my own blog like it’s the edge of a lake wistfully

[kikmessenger]

skips a stone over a few posts

[moldavite]

fumbling a freak should be punishable by death

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

thats total bullshit officer how was I supposed to know you couldnt drive crossfaded? Give me your fucking gun and ill show you how a real man tongues the inside of the barrel

[chiefblossom]

Wade: I'm going for a walk.

Yukio: Let me know if you see any good cows!!

Wade: Obviously I'm going to tell you if I see any good cows

[bearloonz]

you understand?

[vasira96]

it's always "immortals always lose the ones they love!" and never "this family has had this incredible, powerful, loving figure present through generations of their lineage, all because they are descended from someone the immortal loved long ago" and i think that's a shame!!

[firefox-official]

DO NOT sleep during the day. Youll be like What the hell later

[firefox-official]

oh man i say that but then i lay down all cozy …

[firefox-official]

What the hell

[taxidermychrist-deactivated2025]

*covered in blood & in visible distress* i just need to write a list

[parkchanwoohoo]

BDSM gets a bad rep as like a violent (male) dom pushing the boundaries of a reluctant (female) sub but in my experience it's a lot of subs with wildly elaborate fantasies screaming shit like "PUT MY ASS IN THE CHILI" while a new dom is like "Okay I think, we are reaching yellow for me,"

[parkchanwoohoo]

Sub: Okay so before we begin how familiar are you with the ancien régime? It's not super important but it does help contextualize this. Essentially I'd like for you to be a ravenous, semi-cannibalistic Antoine Barnave-esque figure

Dom, holding a pen and notebook: Yeah okay

[hyenapup-aphros]

sub: can you drug me and perform fucked up surgeries on my unconscious body without telling what you did

dom:

[werecreature-addicted]

people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?

[radio-jupotter]

The sandwich i had for lunch didnt moan and scream and squirm against my body and then become limp and pliable when i was done now did it

[radio-jupotter]

(Via @morganpdf )

[catchymemes]