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Nooo i just saw a TikTok of someone calling their mom a hoarder cause she has a CD collection and going "i can play these faster on an app" and telling her to throw them away BITE BITE BITE BITE KILL KILL KILL KILL if someone said that to me i would rip them apart with my teeth i would burn them alive the violence that would take place would be unimaginable i would be an unleashed demon hungry for blood and meat. unimaginable horrors. death and destruction. killing. maiming. no one could survive that. it would be a nuclear apocalypse. leave the fucking CDs alone
Okay but if you have an extensive CD collection you need to back it up into digital/new CDs!
And it's not about apps or digital being faster, I'm all up for physical media, but commercially produced CDs from the 90s and early 2000s are reaching the end of their functional lifespan*, and are starting to fail.
If you have a lot of CDs, it would be a good idea to rip them into high fidelity digital audio, to preserve them.
*CD/DVD lifespans are tricky. Some estimates in peak, perfect conditions and maintenance go for almost 200 years. Others calculate between 20 to 30 years in "normal" use, though no one can agree what normal is.
I recommend buying a cheap DVD reader/writer unit -I bought mine for less than 20 USD - and then batch ripping stuff. Surprisingly Windows Media Player works out of the box, just make sure to save things in the correct format (mp3 or MP4) so you're not limited in playback.
You can of course find more robust options online, including VLC, to rip your files. Ripping a CD will not damage it or prevent it from working, it'll just make sure you have the option to burn a new one if your original happens to fail. This is 100% legal and ethical (and would be ethical still even if illegal, because piracy is always ethical in late stage capitalism and corporations are not your friends.)
I recommend redundancy for your backups (remember that time Apple fucked up with people's files by replacing them with itunes shit? Yeah) and if you're really techy, set up a NAS by your router, with your backups.
If your rips are high quality you can feed it to your computer/tablet/phone/any device in your network and always have access to CD quality audio no matter where you are.
Sources!
Preservationists are worried about troves of records stored on what was once considered a durable medium: the compact disc. Many discs can l
CDs and other optical media don't last forever - then can even rot. But storage can help. Here's what archivists and research can teach us.
Learn how to rip (copy) and burn (create) CDs and data DVDs using Windows Media Player.
Looking for ways to rip CD music and songs? Here are 2 easy methods on how to rip CD musics with VLC media player with ease.
might have been said in another comment already BUT
if you are saving digital audio for long term use make sure to use a lossless file type like .WAV
yes it’s a lot larger of a file but it won’t degrade over time
you can use .mp3 files for daily/casual use on a playback device but they won’t keep their quality as they get compressed
But don’t force someone to throw away a collection that probably means a lot to them and took years to collect. It’s good to have the backup, but there is an emotional connection to it that a digital copy can’t replicate.
EXTENSIVE SCAR RELATED PROMPTS
GENERAL
[ TOUCH ] for sender to trace one of receiver’s scars
[ TOUCHED ] for receiver to trace one of sender’s scars
[ DISCOVER ] for sender to see receiver’s scars for the first time
[ DISCOVERED ] for receiver to see sender’s scars for the first time
[ CARESS ] for sender to kiss one of receiver’s scars
[ CARESSED ] for receiver to kiss one of sender’s scars
[ SHOW ] for sender to purposefully reveal their scars for receiver to see
[ SHOWN ] for receiver to purposefully reveal their scars for sender to see
SCENARIOS
[ MEND ] for sender to treat receiver’s wound which leads to them having to remove an article of clothing resulting in revealing scars hidden beneath
[ MENDED ] for receiver to treat sender’s wound which leads to them having to remove an article of clothing resulting in revealing scars hidden beneath
[ BLUNDER ] for sender to walk in on receiver in a state of undress thus seeing their scars for the first time
[ BLUNDERED ] for receiver to walk in on sender in a state of undress thus seeing their scars for the first time
[ KISS ] our muses are having sex for the first time which then reveals sender’s scars to receiver
[ KISSED ] our muses are having sex for the first time which then reveals receiver’s scars to sender
[ BATHE ] our muses take a shower together and sender looks over receiver’s scars
[ BATHED ] our muses take a shower together and receiver looks over sender’s scars.
WORDS
❝ your scars are nothing to be ashamed of. ❞
❝ why do you hide your scars? ❞
❝ i see every mark as something to be proud of, proof of all i survived. ❞
❝ can i ask what happened here— how did you get this one? ❞
❝ sometimes i get these phantom pains i guess you could say. little aches and i find them oddly comforting. because my soul still hurts even if my body is healed. ❞
❝ i wish i could get rid of my scars. they’re just reminders of everything i want to forget. ❞
❝ is it alright if i touch this scar? ❞
❝ it’s okay— you can touch it if you want. doesn’t hurt anymore. ❞
❝ please don’t touch it. ❞
❝ you don’t have to tell me how you got it. i just wanted to see. ❞
❝ looks worse than it was. ❞
❝ i want to kill every person responsible for leaving you scarred. ❞
❝ i made sure the people who left marks on me wouldn’t get the chance to do it again. ❞
❝ woah— what the hell happened there? ❞
❝ you don’t have to hide them around me. the scars are just part of who you are. and i like all of what i see. ❞
❝ i don’t really like letting people see them. ❞
❝ it’s okay— honestly i forget they’re there most of the time. ❞
SOFT DETAILS FOR SMUT & INTIMATE MOMENTS
[ TRUST ] sender gently telling the receiver “just let go” as they get them to finish.
[ TRUSTED ] receiver gently telling sender “just let go” as they get them to finish.
[ GRATIFY ] sender asking “is that better?” after finally penetrating receiver after teasing them.
[ GRATIFYING ] receiver asking “is that better?” after finally penetrating sender after teasing them.
[ CONTROL ] sender stops stimulating receiver and tells them they have to be still if they want to continue.
[ CONTROLLED ] receiver stops stimulating sender and tells them the have to be still if they want to continue.
[ GAZE ] sender taking receiver’s jaw and saying “look at me” during sex or foreplay.
[ GAZING ] receiver taking sender’s jaw and saying “look at me” during sex or foreplay.
[ HOLD ] sender holding receiver close during an especially intense moment and whispering “i’ve got you.”
[ HELD ] receiver holding sender close during an especially intense moment and whispering “i’ve got you”
[ CLOSE ] sender wrapping their arms around receiver who is on top after they’ve finished, holding them close against their chest with their face hidden in their neck while they recover.
[ CLOSER ] receiver wrapping their arms around sender who is on top after they’ve finished, holding them close against their chest with their face hidden in their neck while they recover.
[ JOY ] sender getting louder than usual which makes receiver start laughing affectionately, taking the opportunity to check in.
[ JOYFUL ] receiver getting louder than usual which makes sender start laughing affectionately, taking the opportunity to check in.
[ TIMID ] the submissive partner getting self conscious and covering their face, laughing softly at the intensity.
[ COAX ] the dominant partner gently moving the shy or overwhelmed submissive’s hands from covering their face so they can kiss them, breathing praises against their skin.
[ ADORE ] sender whispering “you’re perfect” to receiver after undressing them.
[ ADORED ] receiver whispering “you’re perfect” to sender after undressing them.
EMOTIONAL INTIMACY & PILLOW TALK PROMPTS
❝ i’m glad i decided to stay. ❞
❝ i’m glad you decided to stay. ❞
❝ no one has ever made me feel the way you do. ❞
❝ i’m afraid to need you. ❞
❝ i’m happy…are you happy? ❞
❝ i really needed this. ❞
❝ you don’t know how long i’d been waiting for this. ❞
❝ i haven’t been this relaxed in ages. ❞
❝ my legs are still fucking shaking. ❞
❝ i like you here like this. in my bed. ❞
❝ stay the night. ❞
❝ can i stay the night? ❞
❝ i feel safe with you. ❞
❝ i think you thoroughly fucked my headache away. ❞
❝ no don’t go yet— just hold me for a while. ❞
❝ i don’t think i’m ever gonna want anyone else but you. ❞
❝ we really should have done that sooner, huh? ❞
❝ that was good but, next time, i’m on top. ❞
❝ god you look good like this. ❞
❝ i could really go for some french fries now but i don’t wanna get up. ❞
❝ i really do love you, ya’ know. ❞
❝ sometimes i wish i could keep you inside me all night. ❞ / ❝ sometimes i wish i could just stay inside you all night. ❞
❝ are you feeling okay? ❞
❝ fuck, i’m never gonna get over you. ❞
❝ i’ll get a shower started for us. ❞
❝ you’ve ruined me for anyone else. ❞
❝ just stay still and let me hold you a while. ❞
❝ are you falling asleep? ❞
❝ i don’t think you know just how much i care for you. ❞
❝ i can’t help it, i feel so sleepy and cozy now. ❞
❝ are you hungry? i’m hungry— i’ll order us something. ❞
❝ are you crying? ❞
❝ i’m okay, just overwhelmed. in a good way. ❞
❝ it’s been a long time since i’ve been with someone like this. ❞
❝ i’m really glad it was with you. ❞
❝ it wasn’t just about needing someone tonight. it was you i needed. ❞
❝ thank you for always being so gentle with me. ❞
❝ you always touch me just the right way. ❞
❝ do you even realize what you do to me? ❞
SCENARIOS
[ CLEAN ] for sender to clean up receiver in the shower after sex.
[ CLEANED ] for receiver to clean up sender in the shower after sex.
[ REFLECT ] for a drabble about receiver pondering their feelings while sender falls asleep in their arms after sex.
[ TRACE ] for sender to gently trace patterns along receiver’s skin as they relax after sex.
[ TRACED ] for receiver to gently trace patterns along sender’s skin as they relax after sex.
[ CARESS ] for sender to pepper kisses along receiver’s body after sex.
[ CARESSED ] for receiver to pepper kisses along sender’s body after sex.
[ TEARS ] for sender to hold receiver while they cry after sex.
[ TEARING ] for receiver to hold sender while they cry after sex.
[ EMBRACE ] for sender to cling to receiver right after they’ve finished and just hold them while they recover.
[ EMBRACED ] for receiver to cling to sender right after they’ve finished and just hold them while they recover.
[ TELL ] for sender to open up about something to receiver after sex.
[ TOLD ] for receiver to open up about something to sender after sex.
[ CONFESS ] for sender to declare their feelings for receiver after sex (feel free to add dialogue when sending).
[ CONFESSED ] for receiver to declare their feelings to sender after sex.
What I'm up to
(a post with links to basically whatever random things I deem worthy of saving in one place)
A List of Prompts
A List of Prompts 2
IF Asks SFW
IF Asks N/SFW
Writing Prompts 1
Writing Prompts 2
&. 𝐬𝐮𝐛𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐬𝐦𝐮𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬.
( an assortment of smut / nsfw implied dialogue prompts with not so explicit language. feel free to change how you seem fit. )
❛ i’ve been thinking about you all day. ❜
❛ you can kiss me, you know. ❜
❛ how badly do you want me? ❜
❛ i can’t get enough of you. ❜
❛ i’ve never done something like this before. ❜
❛ i like being close to you. you’re warm. ❜
❛ you look good like this. ❜
❛ you look like you were jealous. ❜
❛ i’m not jealous. ❜
❛ shh. there’s people in the other room. ❜
❛ say you want me, and i’m yours. ❜
❛ i won’t bite. unless you’re into that sort of thing. ❜
❛ i’m not wearing any underwear. thought you’d like to know. ❜
❛ would you like to go somewhere a little more private? ❜
❛ i’ll take care of you. ❜
❛ there’s so many things i wanna do to you. ❜
❛ take off your clothes. ❜
❛ i’m going to ruin you. ❜
❛ show me how much you missed me. ❜
❛ is this okay? ❜
❛ you know you love me. ❜
❛ i want you to feel good. ❜
❛ i want this. ❜
❛ come back to bed. ❜
❛ you’re such a tease. ❜
❛ want me to model these for you? ❜
❛ we have to make this quick. ❜
❛ what are you looking at? ❜
❛ it’s hot when you talk back. ❜
❛ you don’t have to be gentle. i won’t break. ❜
❛ don’t you know what you’re doing to me? ❜
❛ i really want to kiss you right now. ❜
❛ it’s okay, you can touch me. ❜
❛ this is a one time thing. ❜
❛ you know where to find me. ❜
❛ did i say you could stop? ❜
❛ you’re soaked. let me grab you a towel. ❜
❛ i want to see you. ❜
❛ are you wearing my shirt? ❜
❛ no ones here. we can be as loud as we want. ❜
❛ you look good with my hands around your throat. ❜
❛ i’ll be good, i promise. ❜
❛ you’re really good at that. ❜
❛ shut up and kiss me already. ❜
❛ you better watch your fucking mouth. ❜
❛ don’t mind me. just enjoying the view. ❜
❛ tell me what you want. ❜
❛ you can be rough. i can take it. ❜
❛ and where do you think you’re going? ❜
❛ if you called just to get off on my voice, i’m hanging up. ❜
❛ i shouldn’t allow myself to get this close to you. ❜
❛ what if i hurt you? ❜
❛ you won’t hurt me. ❜
Prompts Masterlist
// I’ve reached the link limit on this post so I’ve broken everything down into separate masterlists.
How to beat writer’s block
Fluff
Fluff prompts masterlist
[Blank] to Lovers prompts masterlist
Angst
Angst prompts masterlist
General
General prompts masterlist
Dialogue prompts masterlist
Summer themed prompts masterlist
Specific
Specific prompts masterlist
Inspired prompts masterlist
AU
AU prompts masterlist
Supernatural prompts masterlist
Celebrity / famous prompts masterlist
Royalty prompts masterlist
Imagine Your OTP / Writing Prompts
Imagine your OTP / Writing Prompts masterlist
Trope
Trope prompts masterlist
Enemies to lovers masterlist
Soulmate AUs
Person x Person
Person x Person masterlist
Writing Advice / Miscellaneous
Writing advice / miscellaneous masterlist
Writing Challenges
30 Day and Monthly Writing Challenge masterlist
Half Of Me - Drarry
Summary: When Draco is kidnapped, Harry descends into a pit of fury and vengeance, driven by an insatiable need to save his mate. And the Alpha would go to any length to get his Omega back into his arms, anything.
Word count: 23704
Chapter: 7/7
Tags: Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics; Omega Verse; Alpha Harry Potter; Omega Draco Malfoy; Post-War; Auror Harry Potter; Healer Draco Malfoy; Heavy Angst; Kidnapping; Possessive Harry Potter; Protective Harry Potter; Established Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter; Blood and Violence; Explicit Sexual Content; Soul Bond; True Mates
READ HERE ON AO3
TW: Blood
why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead
this is the only kind of ace discourse i ever want to see on my dash. the only kind. ever again. good job
Do you think the sirens would be grateful that they finally get some variety?
“Oh my god we can finally just sing about pasta thank the fucking gods.”
I’m not asexual but I’m fairly certain sirens would do a far better job luring me into the depths with a song about pasta rather than sex…
I mean.
“WHAT THE FUCK STAY AWAY FROM THE ROCKS.”
“FUCKER THEY SAID THEY HAVE FETTUCCINE CARBONARA AND HOT GARLIC BREAD OVER THERE HANG ON BITCH.”
This is true; Odysseus heard them promising him knowledge of the future. So the next time you see artwork like this:
Remember those sultry naked chicks are saying “We’ll tell you the winning lotto numbers.”
This post is a blessing
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Oh my god they were phishing
They were phishing
I was late (you were early)
These was commissioned by @dodgerkedavra for her fic “I was late (you were early)”
These scenes took place in two different time, the first and second one when they were 19 and the third one when they were 29. A portrayal of a ten years story. I’m really happy with the way the colors turns out and finally drawing the auror robes I had in my head haha.
The three small part of the fic that I used to illustrate these scene was
Malfoy pulls Harry’s other hand away from his ear and places it over the buttons of his jacket, his fingers warm over Harry’s shaking ones. His chest rises and falls under Harry’s palm, and he can feel Malfoy’s heart beating even through his uniform.
One second his hand is flat on Malfoy’s chest and the next it’s a fist. One second he’s against the wall and the next he’s crumpled forwards into Malfoy’s arms.
One last stroke, and Harry leans into Draco with a contented sigh. He inhales the scent of roses and early summer heat and Draco’s soap. Birds titter in the branches nearby. Draco’s heart beats against Harry’s back. The rhythm never falters, never stops.
There’s a second part to this story which was told from Draco’s pov which is angsty as well 🥹. It was “I’ll find you again (I always do)”
Working on these reminds me again how I loved drawing with red colors. I hope these illustrations manage to brings out or at the very least showed glimpse of the emotion these two portray in dodger’s wonderful fic ;-;
last week of sophomore year and thank god i need a break!
i’ve been super into drarry recently cause i accidentally opened my drarry tag instead of the steddie one, so you get new recs. yay! will be posting a long list of steddie soon, i’ve got two in my drafts that i’m about to combine and add to
DRARRY
A Secondary Education by Thunderbird587
reader’s note: this is what i’m currently reading, i’m on chapter 9 and it is one of my favorite i have read in a long time
explicit
“Fleeing the aftermath of his recent divorce, Draco Malfoy takes up a post as the new Potions Master at Hogwarts. At first he believes his hopes for a fresh start are dashed when he sees that a certain boyhood rival is on staff there as well. But Harry Potter is being weirdly nice to him, leaving Draco no choice but to play along. As Draco reckons with his ex-wife's infidelity and questions about his own sexuality, he finds himself going to an openly gay Potter for guidance. As their friendship deepens, Draco realizes that there is quite a lot that Potter can teach him. And that he is surprisingly ready to learn.”
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Say My Name by Thunderbird587
explicit
“Harry witnesses something unexpected in the 8th year boys' showers and starts to see Draco Malfoy in a whole new light. The question is now, what is he going to do about it?
A coming of age Drarry tale about letting go of the past and building the future.”
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Starts With a Spin by Maxine
reader’s note: i think i’ve posted this before, but it is my all time favorite fic so here it is again
explicit
“It started with the spin of a bottle, and now Harry and Draco have gotten themselves so far into their own game there's almost no way out again. Except to keep playing.”
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Naked by bixgirl1
reader’s note: once again i think i’ve posted this before, but here it is again because it is another one of my favorite that i often com back to
explicit
“Harry and Draco are sent on an undercover assignment to catch a Dark wizard — which might not be so bad if it weren't at a Muggle nudist resort.
Now Draco has to deal with a very interested Harry, temptation he's long-since learned to ignore, and threats around every corner — including the one to his heart.”
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
H/D ERISED 2023 REVEALS
Thank you so very much to all our amazing writers, artists, pinch-hitters, readers, commenters, and reccers who once again made this fest such an amazing success!
If you haven’t had time to make it through all the fantastic works here yet, we hope that you’ll still read and leave some love for our writers and artists! Comments are appreciated all year round! ;) As are commenters—like you amazing readers and participants, including the phenomenal people who have left an incredible total of comments on H/D Erised works this year—thank you for all you do to make this community what it is!! And a special shout-out, again, to our ever-expanding list of all-star commenters who have commented on more than half (and sometimes way more!!) of this year’s works: blueheart_v, dothechachaslide, hsvh, khalulu, lq_traintracks, lumosatnight, QueenieJinny, Slowly_learning, and TheGoblinMatriarch!! Thank you!!!
We’ll be going through the works today, revealing the authors on AO3, removing the mod account as a co-author, and adding the creator names to the tumblr headers. We’ll be sending the participants a wrap-up email when we’ve finished with all the final admin things on our end.
Thanks again for making this another brilliant round of Erised! We hope to see you all again next year!
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<3 dicta_contrion, firethesound, gracerene, epitomereally, honeybeet, and nv-md
ART
@dustmouth drew One Way To Finish A Crossword for dodgerkedavra [T]
@creeeee drew I'm Not The Person You Used To Know" for dwell_the_brave [G]
@drarrydoodles drew Fancy Seeing You Here for lqtraintracks [E]
@bicholsdrarrysideblog drew Lunch Break for rei382 [G]
@rezal-art drew Three Act Disaster for the-sinking-ship [M]
@bluebutter-art drew In His Nature for fantalfart [E]
@digthewriter drew Being Together and Loving Each Other for @dustmouth [T]
@melcarrianna drew Love Reflected for maraudersaffair [G]
@okay-sky drew Yule Ball, 1998 for orpheus87 [T]
@puncertainty drew New Neighbour for porcelainheart3 [T]
@sharperthan drew Under The Mistletoe for digthewriter[T]
@fantalfart drew The Colour of Love for iota [T]
@thehoneybeet drew Draco Meets The Dursleys for sharperthana [M]
@bluebutter-art Lovebug for Omi_Ohmy [G]
FIC
@oflights wrote we have heard on high for doingthechachaslide [E, ~35k] Summary: Reeling from the fallout of a bad breakup, Harry decides to find out who his soulmate is. The bad news: it's Draco Malfoy. The good news: Malfoy doesn't seem to know they're soulmates. The worst news: Harry might be falling for him anyway.
@fencer-x wrote How To Train Your Malfoy for the hd_erised community [E, ~94k] Summary: Good manners dictate that, when one’s best friend Apparates onto one’s doorstep holding the unconscious, haggard body of the schoolyard bully and begging for sanctuary, one ought to invite the two of them in for a cup of tea. Harry Potter sometimes wishes he weren’t so polite.
@wolfpants wrote Thickets for writcraft [E, ~17k] Summary: When Draco returns to the UK after two decades of building his career as an internationally-renowned artist to look after his ailing, estranged father, he crosses paths with his former flame, Harry Potter, in the most unexpected way.
@kbrick wrote Draco Malfoy, Bloodsucking Fiend for cavendishbutterfly [E, ~23k] Summary: There are two things that Draco’s Auror partner, Harry Potter, must never know about him. One is that he’s a vampire. The other is that he’s been completely, pathetically, head-over-heels in love with Harry for years. But when the duo is trapped inside an old shop on Diagon Alley with no means of escape, Draco finds himself fiending for blood and unable to put even a modicum of distance between himself and the man he can’t stop lusting after.
@lumosatnight wrote How to Lose a Guy in 10 Dates (or Less) for melcarianna [M, ~14k] Summary: Draco has a bet to win. Harry has a point to prove. How hard can it be? (Includes: snogging over lo mein, Harry’s martial arts studio, Draco’s overuse of the Floo, drunk card games, and a yellow silk shirt)
@porcelainheart3 wrote The Realm of Possibility for multiverse-of-fanfic [M, ~6k] Summary: You can't outrun your past, but you can fuck around with parallel versions of the present.
@goblinmatriarch wrote Sharper than a Sea Serpent's Tooth for khalulu [T, ~41k] Summary: Draco expects his research trip to Crete to focus on the ecology of ward design, with perhaps some cheeky visits to the elusive sea serpents and the odd sleepy beach day. Instead, he encounters a Past he's spent over a decade trying to outrun, and a familiar scowl under glasses and a scar. Featuring just so much imagining being on a hot, sunny beach for your winter pleasure.
@shiftylinguini wrote solemates for oknowkiss [E, ~17k] Summary: It starts because Harry has no self-control when it comes to meaningless and entertaining competition. Actually no, that's not quite right. It starts because Harry is absolutely plastered. (From the prompt: Workplace fic in which a benign inter-department step challenge gets out of hand, spearheaded by you know who 1 and 2)
@multiverse-of-fanfic wrote The Room that Changed Everything for the hd_erised community [T, ~18k] Summary: When a sabotaged potion lands Harry and Draco in detention, Harry must wrestle with two uncomfortable truths: One, Malfoy the nemesis no longer exists. And Two, Harry is embarrassingly attracted to him. With the war behind them, can Harry and Malfoy build something from the ashes, or are they doomed to be enemies forever?
@khalulu wrote Eager: Born to Re-wild for inheartofwinter [M, ~7k] Summary: Harry's friends haven't seen him for a while and they're starting to worry. Draco's listless and his friends are starting to worry. Also, something's up(side down) with Theo Nott. Meanwhile, Harry's taken on a new identity and immersed himself in a project he can really get his teeth into. But has he bitten off more than he can chew? Got too far into the (water) weeds? And who (besides you, dear reader) could guess that Draco would be the one to bring him back?
@doingthechachaslide wrote Martyred for kbrick [E, ~82k] Summary: Harry Potter only wants one thing: to take care of the people he loves. After Teddy’s abrupt departure from his role as Andromeda’s caretaker, Harry decides it’s finally time to step up and handle the job himself. Castoff Manor, an old Black family estate, has never seemed as sinister as the stories make it sound, but it’s there that Harry stumbles upon ghosts, haunting family secrets, and a familiar, snarky blond gardener hell-bent on chasing him out. Maybe if Harry sticks around long enough, he’ll finally learn why all of Andromeda’s previous caretakers have fled without looking back.
@dwell-the-brave wrote I Will Stay If You Dare for wolfpants [G, ~9100] Summary: When Harry receives a cryptic letter from Narcissa Malfoy, he rushes to Draco Malfoy’s aid, only to find he’s not invited and definitely not wanted by the Master of Malfoy Manor. But the Manor itself seems to think otherwise…
@mallstars wrote Sugarplum for bluefay [E, ~27300] Summary: The air crackled as it busied itself shifting around molecules, making way for a hefty slab of magic, and then there it was: the Knight Bus, squeezed neatly into a pocket of Wizarding space among stagnant Muggle buses, vibrant violet amidst a string of cherry red. The door sprang open. "Draco," said Potter, a little breathless, a little cheerful. He smelled of coconut lotion, Cockroach Clusters and a sloppy ironing charm. Lifting one hand off the steering wheel, Potter gave a small wave. He wore gloves. Fingerless, the leather black against the sunlight. Leather. In August.
@cavendishbutterfly wrote The Regret Machine for the hd_erised community [E, ~15500] Summary: Malfoy’s coming in to do fancy Legilimency work on Hermione’s mind healing machine. Harry’s his test subject—and he’s pretty sure Malfoy is still Up To Something.
@lqtraintracks wrote Jasmine in Bloom for XxTheDarkLordxX [E, ~41500] Summary: This is not something Draco can have in his life… Potter overturning all that he’s carefully cultivated. They’re not compatible and never will be. Draco’s been playing with fire. It just so happens that he likes how Potter smoulders before being allowed close enough to burn.
@dodgerkedavra wrote Former Things Come to Mind for mallstars [E, ~64100] Summary: Harry Potter has had a headache for seven and a half years.
@orpheous87 wrote Welcome to the Future for rezal [G, ~10100] Summary: Returning to Hogwarts, Harry isn’t surprised to find out that his roommate is Malfoy. Getting to know one another makes being back at Hogwarts bearable. Staying at school over Christmas brings surprises that neither imagined.
@khb-writes wrote Swinging into Love for Discessio [T, ~6300] Summary: All he has is Work and Teddy. Trying to find something for himself, a way to relax, Harry stumbles into someone he never expected to see again.
@queenie-jinny wrote Lethe for slythercrux [E, ~70900] Summary: A new form of vanishing sickness is sweeping across Britain. Healers Harry Potter and Hermione Granger are on the case. When Draco Malfoy is admitted to the isolation ward, Harry never imagines falling in love with him will be the easiest thing he’s ever done – and watching him fade away to nothing will be the hardest.
@sorrybutblog wrote Clear Skies, Full Heart for oflights [E, ~16,000] Summary: Harry loves everything about playing professional Quidditch – the rush of flying, the rush of winning, the rush of getting off with rival seeker Draco Malfoy. Harry’s the highest scoring rookie Seeker in the history of the League. He’s also, inexplicably, obsessively, hooking up with Draco. When Draco unexpectedly quits the League and disappears from Harry’s life, Harry doesn’t stop wondering what it all meant and if he’ll ever get another chance to find out.
@oknowkiss wrote À Bon Chat for moonflower-rose [E, ~35,100] Summary: Draco Malfoy didn’t intend to lead a life of crime after the war. It’s just that being good had turned out so incomprehensibly boring. Now he's thirty-five, a fully redeemed member of society, the darling of the wizarding social pages, and a newly minted consultant for Gawain Robards' Investigative Research division. In his spare time, he enjoys good whisky, casual sex, and moonlighting as an art thief. His biggest score yet is fast approaching and he's got everything planned down to the minute. Everything, that is, until the unexpected appearance of a newly-divorced Harry Potter. Now that Potter's in the picture, Draco's no longer certain if he's the pursuer or the prize.
@moonflower-rose wrote Nothing Gold Can Stay for bluebutter-art [E, ~40,200] Summary: One summer evening, Harry Potter vanished in the middle of dinner with his friends. Four days later he came back. Sort of. Draco Malfoy is on the case.
@rei382 wrote The Draco Cure for the hd_erised community[T, ~11,300] Summary: When Harry's baby dragon falls seriously ill, he turns to Draco Malfoy, a specialist in Rare Dragon Diseases, despite their complicated history. As they work together to care for the ailing dragon, animosity transforms into an unexpected connection, rewriting the story of their past.
@writcraft wrote The Unplottable Time Conundrum for lumosatnight [E, ~45,700] Summary: When the past starts bleeding into the present at Grimmauld Place, an old academic article pulls Draco Malfoy out of his life of luxury. Haunted by the memory of a fleeting post-war kiss and thrust into the ghostly spaces inhabited by Unspeakable Harry Potter, Draco’s easy life is about to get a whole lot more complicated.
@inheartofwinter wrote Sing Me A Song for KaterineBlack [M, ~15,300] Summary: On his birthday, Draco Malfoy discovered that he was a half-siren and had a mate. The problem was his mate was none other than the famous Harry Potter, aka his sworn enemy who despised him. What would he do next? On a side note, why was Harry Potter so annoyed that a certain obnoxious blond git had stopped antagonising him?
@xx-thedarklord-xx wrote Murder In St Mungo's for fencer-x [E, ~81,000] Summary: Murders, cults, and Ministry corruption oh my! Bodies were popping up dead all across Great Britain. Nothing connected them, no eyewitnesses, no motive, and not a single suspect in sight. Junior Auror Harry Potter was not given the cases nor asked to help, but that wasn’t going to stop him from getting to the bottom of it. Even if he had to work with the Ministry’s least favourite employee, Draco Malfoy.
@epitomereally wrote True Love Gave To Me for bichol [E, ~24,000] Summary: It’s the first of December, and all Draco wants to do is make Christmas lovely for Scorpius. But then Harry Potter shows up, asking him to save the world, and it turns out they’ve almost saved the world a couple of times before. One-hundred and forty-four times, to be exact. Or: what happens after the time loop?
@maraudersaffair wrote You Wait. I'll Have You for queenie-jinny [E, ~27,400] Summary: It's a few months after the war, and Harry travels all the way to Azkaban to get Draco Malfoy out of prison. Malfoy might have the Dark Mark on his arm, but he doesn't deserve to be locked up, thank you very much. As a trade-off, Malfoy helps Harry study for his NEWTs, but the process isn't easy. Malfoy is hot now, and Harry struggles concentrating around him. Draco struggles concentrating around Potter, too. And he's beginning to not feel like himself, like something about his magic is fundamentally changing. He can no longer control himself around Potter, but he hasn't a clue what to do about it. Draco struggles concentrating around Potter, too. And he's beginning to not feel like himself, like something about his magic is fundamentally changing. He can no longer control himself around Potter, but he hasn't a clue what to do about it.
Omi_ohmy wrote Blackbird Rising for goblinmatriarch [T, ~57,600] Summary: Harry longs to feel at home again, but he has been away for a long time, and he has a lot to contend with on his return to London: a magical mystery to investigate, a polite but prickly blond work partner with a disarming habit of blushing, a house with personality, the echoes of the war all around him, and a secret of his own.
@thesleepiesthufflepuff wrote Last Time for okay-sky [E, ~3,200] Summary: There are eight years of hatred and seven years of tolerance behind every tease, every blowjob, and every screw. No matter how it ends, though, Draco just hopes he doesn’t lose Potter as a friend.
@nv-md wrote Always the Last to Know for chachisoo [M, ~10,600] Summary: “I’m not napping,” Harry mumbled, his face still pressed to the floor. “I’m thinking.” “Salazar help us,” Draco muttered, walking around Harry’s prone body. Out of the corner of his eye, a bit blurrily, Harry watched as Draco lay beside him. “And what, pray tell, is so difficult to ponder that it requires a lie down?" Harry took a deep breath, very much considered lying, closed his eyes, and said, “Love.”
@slythercrux wrote Cauldron Mishaps & Mayhem for puncertainty [G, ~8,000] Summary: After a string of unfortunate mishaps land Harry on the verge of failing out of Potions, he develops a tentative friendship with his enemy-turned-tutor, Draco Malfoy.
@the-sinking-ship wrote Never Mind the Bollocks for shiftylinguini [E, ~118,600] Summary: If someone told Harry six months ago that by autumn, he would be single, living on whisky and toast, and dancing the night away with Draco Malfoy, he would have told them to get their head checked. And yet, here he was.
H/D ERISED 2023 REVEALS
Thank you so very much to all our amazing writers, artists, pinch-hitters, readers, commenters, and reccers who once again made this fest such an amazing success!
If you haven’t had time to make it through all the fantastic works here yet, we hope that you’ll still read and leave some love for our writers and artists! Comments are appreciated all year round! ;) As are commenters—like you amazing readers and participants, including the phenomenal people who have left an incredible total of comments on H/D Erised works this year—thank you for all you do to make this community what it is!! And a special shout-out, again, to our ever-expanding list of all-star commenters who have commented on more than half (and sometimes way more!!) of this year’s works: blueheart_v, dothechachaslide, hsvh, khalulu, lq_traintracks, lumosatnight, QueenieJinny, Slowly_learning, and TheGoblinMatriarch!! Thank you!!!
We’ll be going through the works today, revealing the authors on AO3, removing the mod account as a co-author, and adding the creator names to the tumblr headers. We’ll be sending the participants a wrap-up email when we’ve finished with all the final admin things on our end.
Thanks again for making this another brilliant round of Erised! We hope to see you all again next year!
From the outgoing mods, Dicta, Fire, & Grace: it has been an absolute pleasure modding this fest over the past 6+ years, and while saying farewell is bittersweet, we couldn't be happier to be handing over the fest to such wonderful and capable mods! We know you'll be in good hands with Ali, El, & Honey, and we hope that they'll see you all again during next year's signups! <3
<3 dicta_contrion, firethesound, gracerene, epitomereally, honeybeet, and nv-md
ART
@dustmouth drew One Way To Finish A Crossword for dodgerkedavra [T]
@creeeee drew I'm Not The Person You Used To Know" for dwell_the_brave [G]
@drarrydoodles drew Fancy Seeing You Here for lqtraintracks [E]
@bicholsdrarrysideblog drew Lunch Break for rei382 [G]
@rezal-art drew Three Act Disaster for the-sinking-ship [M]
@bluebutter-art drew In His Nature for fantalfart [E]
@digthewriter drew Being Together and Loving Each Other for @dustmouth [T]
@melcarrianna drew Love Reflected for maraudersaffair [G]
@okay-sky drew Yule Ball, 1998 for orpheus87 [T]
@puncertainty drew New Neighbour for porcelainheart3 [T]
@sharperthan drew Under The Mistletoe for digthewriter[T]
@fantalfart drew The Colour of Love for iota [T]
@thehoneybeet drew Draco Meets The Dursleys for sharperthana [M]
@bluebutter-art Lovebug for Omi_Ohmy [G]
FIC
@oflights wrote we have heard on high for doingthechachaslide [E, ~35k] Summary: Reeling from the fallout of a bad breakup, Harry decides to find out who his soulmate is. The bad news: it's Draco Malfoy. The good news: Malfoy doesn't seem to know they're soulmates. The worst news: Harry might be falling for him anyway.
@fencer-x wrote How To Train Your Malfoy for the hd_erised community [E, ~94k] Summary: Good manners dictate that, when one’s best friend Apparates onto one’s doorstep holding the unconscious, haggard body of the schoolyard bully and begging for sanctuary, one ought to invite the two of them in for a cup of tea. Harry Potter sometimes wishes he weren’t so polite.
@wolfpants wrote Thickets for writcraft [E, ~17k] Summary: When Draco returns to the UK after two decades of building his career as an internationally-renowned artist to look after his ailing, estranged father, he crosses paths with his former flame, Harry Potter, in the most unexpected way.
@kbrick wrote Draco Malfoy, Bloodsucking Fiend for cavendishbutterfly [E, ~23k] Summary: There are two things that Draco’s Auror partner, Harry Potter, must never know about him. One is that he’s a vampire. The other is that he’s been completely, pathetically, head-over-heels in love with Harry for years. But when the duo is trapped inside an old shop on Diagon Alley with no means of escape, Draco finds himself fiending for blood and unable to put even a modicum of distance between himself and the man he can’t stop lusting after.
@lumosatnight wrote How to Lose a Guy in 10 Dates (or Less) for melcarianna [M, ~14k] Summary: Draco has a bet to win. Harry has a point to prove. How hard can it be? (Includes: snogging over lo mein, Harry’s martial arts studio, Draco’s overuse of the Floo, drunk card games, and a yellow silk shirt)
@porcelainheart3 wrote The Realm of Possibility for multiverse-of-fanfic [M, ~6k] Summary: You can't outrun your past, but you can fuck around with parallel versions of the present.
@goblinmatriarch wrote Sharper than a Sea Serpent's Tooth for khalulu [T, ~41k] Summary: Draco expects his research trip to Crete to focus on the ecology of ward design, with perhaps some cheeky visits to the elusive sea serpents and the odd sleepy beach day. Instead, he encounters a Past he's spent over a decade trying to outrun, and a familiar scowl under glasses and a scar. Featuring just so much imagining being on a hot, sunny beach for your winter pleasure.
@shiftylinguini wrote solemates for oknowkiss [E, ~17k] Summary: It starts because Harry has no self-control when it comes to meaningless and entertaining competition. Actually no, that's not quite right. It starts because Harry is absolutely plastered. (From the prompt: Workplace fic in which a benign inter-department step challenge gets out of hand, spearheaded by you know who 1 and 2)
@multiverse-of-fanfic wrote The Room that Changed Everything for the hd_erised community [T, ~18k] Summary: When a sabotaged potion lands Harry and Draco in detention, Harry must wrestle with two uncomfortable truths: One, Malfoy the nemesis no longer exists. And Two, Harry is embarrassingly attracted to him. With the war behind them, can Harry and Malfoy build something from the ashes, or are they doomed to be enemies forever?
@khalulu wrote Eager: Born to Re-wild for inheartofwinter [M, ~7k] Summary: Harry's friends haven't seen him for a while and they're starting to worry. Draco's listless and his friends are starting to worry. Also, something's up(side down) with Theo Nott. Meanwhile, Harry's taken on a new identity and immersed himself in a project he can really get his teeth into. But has he bitten off more than he can chew? Got too far into the (water) weeds? And who (besides you, dear reader) could guess that Draco would be the one to bring him back?
@doingthechachaslide wrote Martyred for kbrick [E, ~82k] Summary: Harry Potter only wants one thing: to take care of the people he loves. After Teddy’s abrupt departure from his role as Andromeda’s caretaker, Harry decides it’s finally time to step up and handle the job himself. Castoff Manor, an old Black family estate, has never seemed as sinister as the stories make it sound, but it’s there that Harry stumbles upon ghosts, haunting family secrets, and a familiar, snarky blond gardener hell-bent on chasing him out. Maybe if Harry sticks around long enough, he’ll finally learn why all of Andromeda’s previous caretakers have fled without looking back.
@dwell-the-brave wrote I Will Stay If You Dare for wolfpants [G, ~9100] Summary: When Harry receives a cryptic letter from Narcissa Malfoy, he rushes to Draco Malfoy’s aid, only to find he’s not invited and definitely not wanted by the Master of Malfoy Manor. But the Manor itself seems to think otherwise…
@mallstars wrote Sugarplum for bluefay [E, ~27300] Summary: The air crackled as it busied itself shifting around molecules, making way for a hefty slab of magic, and then there it was: the Knight Bus, squeezed neatly into a pocket of Wizarding space among stagnant Muggle buses, vibrant violet amidst a string of cherry red. The door sprang open. "Draco," said Potter, a little breathless, a little cheerful. He smelled of coconut lotion, Cockroach Clusters and a sloppy ironing charm. Lifting one hand off the steering wheel, Potter gave a small wave. He wore gloves. Fingerless, the leather black against the sunlight. Leather. In August.
@cavendishbutterfly wrote The Regret Machine for the hd_erised community [E, ~15500] Summary: Malfoy’s coming in to do fancy Legilimency work on Hermione’s mind healing machine. Harry’s his test subject—and he’s pretty sure Malfoy is still Up To Something.
@lqtraintracks wrote Jasmine in Bloom for XxTheDarkLordxX [E, ~41500] Summary: This is not something Draco can have in his life… Potter overturning all that he’s carefully cultivated. They’re not compatible and never will be. Draco’s been playing with fire. It just so happens that he likes how Potter smoulders before being allowed close enough to burn.
@dodgerkedavra wrote Former Things Come to Mind for mallstars [E, ~64100] Summary: Harry Potter has had a headache for seven and a half years.
@orpheous87 wrote Welcome to the Future for rezal [G, ~10100] Summary: Returning to Hogwarts, Harry isn’t surprised to find out that his roommate is Malfoy. Getting to know one another makes being back at Hogwarts bearable. Staying at school over Christmas brings surprises that neither imagined.
@khb-writes wrote Swinging into Love for Discessio [T, ~6300] Summary: All he has is Work and Teddy. Trying to find something for himself, a way to relax, Harry stumbles into someone he never expected to see again.
@queenie-jinny wrote Lethe for slythercrux [E, ~70900] Summary: A new form of vanishing sickness is sweeping across Britain. Healers Harry Potter and Hermione Granger are on the case. When Draco Malfoy is admitted to the isolation ward, Harry never imagines falling in love with him will be the easiest thing he’s ever done – and watching him fade away to nothing will be the hardest.
@sorrybutblog wrote Clear Skies, Full Heart for oflights [E, ~16,000] Summary: Harry loves everything about playing professional Quidditch – the rush of flying, the rush of winning, the rush of getting off with rival seeker Draco Malfoy. Harry’s the highest scoring rookie Seeker in the history of the League. He’s also, inexplicably, obsessively, hooking up with Draco. When Draco unexpectedly quits the League and disappears from Harry’s life, Harry doesn’t stop wondering what it all meant and if he’ll ever get another chance to find out.
@oknowkiss wrote À Bon Chat for moonflower-rose [E, ~35,100] Summary: Draco Malfoy didn’t intend to lead a life of crime after the war. It’s just that being good had turned out so incomprehensibly boring. Now he's thirty-five, a fully redeemed member of society, the darling of the wizarding social pages, and a newly minted consultant for Gawain Robards' Investigative Research division. In his spare time, he enjoys good whisky, casual sex, and moonlighting as an art thief. His biggest score yet is fast approaching and he's got everything planned down to the minute. Everything, that is, until the unexpected appearance of a newly-divorced Harry Potter. Now that Potter's in the picture, Draco's no longer certain if he's the pursuer or the prize.
@moonflower-rose wrote Nothing Gold Can Stay for bluebutter-art [E, ~40,200] Summary: One summer evening, Harry Potter vanished in the middle of dinner with his friends. Four days later he came back. Sort of. Draco Malfoy is on the case.
@rei382 wrote The Draco Cure for the hd_erised community[T, ~11,300] Summary: When Harry's baby dragon falls seriously ill, he turns to Draco Malfoy, a specialist in Rare Dragon Diseases, despite their complicated history. As they work together to care for the ailing dragon, animosity transforms into an unexpected connection, rewriting the story of their past.
@writcraft wrote The Unplottable Time Conundrum for lumosatnight [E, ~45,700] Summary: When the past starts bleeding into the present at Grimmauld Place, an old academic article pulls Draco Malfoy out of his life of luxury. Haunted by the memory of a fleeting post-war kiss and thrust into the ghostly spaces inhabited by Unspeakable Harry Potter, Draco’s easy life is about to get a whole lot more complicated.
@inheartofwinter wrote Sing Me A Song for KaterineBlack [M, ~15,300] Summary: On his birthday, Draco Malfoy discovered that he was a half-siren and had a mate. The problem was his mate was none other than the famous Harry Potter, aka his sworn enemy who despised him. What would he do next? On a side note, why was Harry Potter so annoyed that a certain obnoxious blond git had stopped antagonising him?
@xx-thedarklord-xx wrote Murder In St Mungo's for fencer-x [E, ~81,000] Summary: Murders, cults, and Ministry corruption oh my! Bodies were popping up dead all across Great Britain. Nothing connected them, no eyewitnesses, no motive, and not a single suspect in sight. Junior Auror Harry Potter was not given the cases nor asked to help, but that wasn’t going to stop him from getting to the bottom of it. Even if he had to work with the Ministry’s least favourite employee, Draco Malfoy.
@epitomereally wrote True Love Gave To Me for bichol [E, ~24,000] Summary: It’s the first of December, and all Draco wants to do is make Christmas lovely for Scorpius. But then Harry Potter shows up, asking him to save the world, and it turns out they’ve almost saved the world a couple of times before. One-hundred and forty-four times, to be exact. Or: what happens after the time loop?
@maraudersaffair wrote You Wait. I'll Have You for queenie-jinny [E, ~27,400] Summary: It's a few months after the war, and Harry travels all the way to Azkaban to get Draco Malfoy out of prison. Malfoy might have the Dark Mark on his arm, but he doesn't deserve to be locked up, thank you very much. As a trade-off, Malfoy helps Harry study for his NEWTs, but the process isn't easy. Malfoy is hot now, and Harry struggles concentrating around him. Draco struggles concentrating around Potter, too. And he's beginning to not feel like himself, like something about his magic is fundamentally changing. He can no longer control himself around Potter, but he hasn't a clue what to do about it. Draco struggles concentrating around Potter, too. And he's beginning to not feel like himself, like something about his magic is fundamentally changing. He can no longer control himself around Potter, but he hasn't a clue what to do about it.
Omi_ohmy wrote Blackbird Rising for goblinmatriarch [T, ~57,600] Summary: Harry longs to feel at home again, but he has been away for a long time, and he has a lot to contend with on his return to London: a magical mystery to investigate, a polite but prickly blond work partner with a disarming habit of blushing, a house with personality, the echoes of the war all around him, and a secret of his own.
@thesleepiesthufflepuff wrote Last Time for okay-sky [E, ~3,200] Summary: There are eight years of hatred and seven years of tolerance behind every tease, every blowjob, and every screw. No matter how it ends, though, Draco just hopes he doesn’t lose Potter as a friend.
@nv-md wrote Always the Last to Know for chachisoo [M, ~10,600] Summary: “I’m not napping,” Harry mumbled, his face still pressed to the floor. “I’m thinking.” “Salazar help us,” Draco muttered, walking around Harry’s prone body. Out of the corner of his eye, a bit blurrily, Harry watched as Draco lay beside him. “And what, pray tell, is so difficult to ponder that it requires a lie down?" Harry took a deep breath, very much considered lying, closed his eyes, and said, “Love.”
@slythercrux wrote Cauldron Mishaps & Mayhem for puncertainty [G, ~8,000] Summary: After a string of unfortunate mishaps land Harry on the verge of failing out of Potions, he develops a tentative friendship with his enemy-turned-tutor, Draco Malfoy.
@the-sinking-ship wrote Never Mind the Bollocks for shiftylinguini [E, ~118,600] Summary: If someone told Harry six months ago that by autumn, he would be single, living on whisky and toast, and dancing the night away with Draco Malfoy, he would have told them to get their head checked. And yet, here he was.
I will not be silenced.
Stop putting DNI on your tags and stop bringing shipping discourse into AO3
AO3 hid the story and asked OP to remove the tag (the fanfic is not even removed) due to the inflammatory tag. That's deserved. AO3 is not a social media for people to fight over ship and chronically online discourse. It's a library. If people keep bringing DNI and discourse into AO3 it'll make the place toxic for writers and reader.
What are you trying to accomplish with putting DNI? Do you think people actually care about DNI? No, it's just making you looking like an asshole doing this
Also AO3 was founded by a Wincest and Thorki shipper. Astolat made AO3 because FF net and other sites keep purging nsfw fanfic. AO3 is literally made for problematique shipper that op don't like.
Then OP doing this? For what? People want to enjoy reading their fanfic not seeing DNI and online discourse on AO3. I hate using the word virtue signaling as it's often used to demean progress but this is what a real virtue signaling looks like 🤦🤦♀️
(I bet op wrote more inflammatory tags on their fic other than 'proshitter DNI get a life' because it take a lot to get your story hidden or removed)
Louder for the people in the back.
AO3 IS A PROSHIP SPACE
If you don't want to see pro shipping stuff then don't go into proship spaces.
If only there were some robust system in place to let you tag what your story IS and then a robust search function to allow other people who want your content to find it more easily while not having to interact with content they don't have an interest in.
If only.
You put a book in a library and tried to say some people couldn't have it. That's not how a library works.
AO3 is for all the freaky little weirdos who got kicked out of everywhere else. You don't get to come in and bitch about the wallpaper.
Take your "ewww shipping" fuckshittery and build your own fucking website. You can even use AO3's code if you want.
They make it openly available to anyone. For free. No questions. No qualifiers. No moral superiority wank.
You don't like how AO3 runs shit? Run your own shit.
Wait…what’s dni?
Having an hour long discussion about Supernatural today at work and trying to explain 15 seasons in that hour, along with my own personal theories on the show was the highlight of my week. I had my coworker so interested he was looking up stuff while I blabbered on about it just to try and keep up.
Best part?
“What’s with these nephilim?”
“Well, when a human and an angel love each other very much…”