Oddly Delightful

She/her, Canada

[notevenhisfuckingname]

Are you ever like. Are you ever manic and suddenly you want to start the weirdest hobbies

[notevenhisfuckingname]

My brain: goes manic

Me: oh fuck I have to learn how to carve mini wooden figurines right now

[sarah-the-ninja]

Rejoice, “let’s fake a relationship for Christmas” fanfic season is upon us.

[dealanexmachina]

Don’t forget “snowed in and have to share a bed” season.

[poppetawoppet]

Also there is a blizzard and only ONE BED at the inn

[lynne-monstr]

and of course the heat isn’t working. whatever will they do for warmth

[whitmerule]

also they were roommates

[the-past-tense-of-draw]

Oh my God, they were roommates…

[bookmania]

Seven years after, I see you again 😚

[scripturient-manipulator]

Guys this completely changed my writing, heed it. I often do an entire draft just looking at sentence variation and oftentimes the results are absolutely transformative in the difference.

[fanonical]

One time, Gryffindor reached exactly 69 house points, and for two whole weeks they managed not to gain or lose any by being as boring as possible. It was finally broken when Hermione was awarded 10 points for some good Charms homework, and Ron was subtracted 20 for yelling “FUCKS SAKE HERMIONE” in response

[pomegrntes]

it happened, only it wasn’t mentioned because it wasn’t relevant to Harry’s story

[inkskinned]

you know what? fuck it, man. the world is held in the fists of people who like to break things. at this point i’m saying who gives a shit. wear that victorian dress you don’t have an excuse for. dress up like a witch, pointed hat and all. who cares anymore. why worry about it when there’s bigger stuff to worry on. i’m saying. yeah, this lipstick is too dark, wanna share? i’m saying go talk to her, tell her that you like her hair. i’m saying she’s out of my league but i’m still swinging, i’m saying yeah i’m in a ballgown and it’s a pta meeting. what about it. eat the extra brownie, tell her your feelings. i’m saying if nothing matters than we might as well give nothing meaning.

[hellalowselfesteem]

This is so inspiring

[antibutch-deactivated20180507]

follow for more optimist nilihism

[spacemuffinz]

The new roarin 20s is upon us.

[fatherofthebride]

colin firth’s most important role is the scene in bridget jones diary when he’s cooking with his sleeves rolled up and sexy music is playing in the background. like then he goes outside and beats the shit out of hugh grant to “it’s raining men” but stops to pay for someone’s dinner when he bumps into their table, while beatingg the shit out of hugh grant. that’s what women want. 

[skewrocket]

My dragon puppet is all done pretty much! Not sure how I feel about him but here he is :)

[therandomargonian]

This is the coolest fucking thing to come across my dash in a long time

[nerime]

very serious and professional body swap headcanons

[the-fearless-tall-dude-killer-d]

[paper--elly]

LOSING MY SHIT

[pizza-dome]

im gunNA VOMIT

[idiot-fucking-hippies]

aha i just watched over a minute with the sound off on auto play and i was like “yeah wow what a great and useful product.” i just turned the sound on… OH

[wombshaker]

[mabe1pines]

how is trump alive?? like hes rlly gone thru his whole life like That …. and no one has ever just fuckin decked him?? gave him the ole one two? knocked his lights out??? incredible

[valla-chan]

sorry to improve your day without much notice but 

[glyxiebear]

NEVERMIND REBLOGGING AGAIN BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT WE ALL NEED

[triumvirateofmars]

Some more Dragon Age/Shrek mash up because I’m bored lol. @jowanisnotabloodmage @chralotte

[thewritersramblings]

i cant even make it past the table of contents im laughing too hard

[bead-bead-deactivated20190901]

WHAT IS THIS BOOK!?!

[leaper182]

It’s called “Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes: A No-Bullshit Guide to World Mythology” By Cory O’Brien, and it looks highly entertaining. :D

[mmemento]

Gilgamesh: THE ULTIMATE BROMANCE

[elfgrove]

Give it here, now.

Sweet Fluffy Gods why is there not an audiobook version?

[asatira]

I need to find this book.

[whitedarryl]

The first time Iv’e wanted to read something since Metro 2033.

[doctorsdemons-deactivated201607]

guy

guys…look what we did :D

[moontideempress]

I want this book

[peachdoxie]

I bought this book and it 100% lives up to the way it’s presented here

[vivie-draws]

If people at Bioware really thought that after everything that happened Hawke would calmly reply to Danarius “Fenris doesn’t belong to anyone” they were mistaken, because my girl would fuck the bitch up

[prevsofialamb-blog]

the sudden decrease in animation quality between the first hunchback and the sequel is both hilarious and sad 

[xavantina]

The Return of Jafar charliekelly69:

i had to reblog this because im actually pissig mysefl

Let’s take a second to compare Aladdin to The Return of Jafar:

Ouch

[once-delight]

Esmorolda and Corpet

[moe-moe-watches]

kelverse

[nicolas-px]

[myspacelegend]

[lasimms]

[inked-up-devil-doc-blog]

I’ve been hysterically wheezy laughing at the last gif for about two minutes solid

[karmadash-is-shippingtrash]

I get so angry, then u get to the last gif and I’m crying of laughter

[valtsv]

my absolute favourite thing about all the old star trek series is when the ship unexpectedly collides with something and, due to the lack of sophisticated special effects available at the time, everyone just throws themselves across the set as dramatically as possible

[trickstertime]

Wait, isn’t there stabilised gifs of these shots floating around?

[trickstertime]

I FOUND SOME!!!

[everkings]

Is Uhura just like grinning like a dork in the last one? 

[yourplayersaidwhat]

This can only mean good things