Witty Shit I Say

Here. Queer. Ready to go home.

[inside-my-gay-mind]

[ex]

[sobcat]

getting yourself to do things is so hard omg you fucking little idiot get up

[vetchtibbles]

canoeing is a fantastic word . those vowels are absolutely out of control in there

[futurebird]

The "B" is *not* for "buses"

Via mastodon(aka the fediverse)

[invisible-goats]

it's so fun for me every time this appears on my dash because not only did i walk past it irl several times, it's on what is widely considered the busiest bus route in europe

[lionofchaeronea]

I welcome all my bussexual and trainsgender friends.

(Sorry--couldn't resist.)

[lizclimo]

[ruinedchildhood]

[phantomrose17]

[silly-jellyghoty]

[lenacraft]

March

[abstractandedgyname]

[guerrillatech]

[sew-birb]

My friend takes this one step further and refers completely accurately to his girlfriend Danielle as "My partner, Dan"

[charismat1c-megafauna]

Also i hate to say it but for some people, boyfriend/girlfriend feels a bit juvenile, say, if youre over 30, or perhaps youve been with someone for a very long time and are committed life partners but not married for whatever reason. Maybe husband/wife feels a little watered down to you and you want to establish the equal nature of your relationship.

Partner is a wonderful word and it should be normalized.

[caitas-cooing]

Also makes you sound like a cowboy which is cool I think

[thefloralmenace]

Fun side effect to this: Someone thought I was queer because I mentioned MY LAB PARTNER as "my partner." Are you gay? Are you a scientist? Do you just like the term partner? Are you a gay scientist who just likes the term partner? The world won't find out until a year later apparently.

[allthebooksandcrannies]

It's also shorter than "significant other" but can function the same. So you can use it for other people when you don't know if they're married or just dating, or if you're discussing multiple couples with varying marital statuses and/or genders.

Ex: "Everyone is welcome to bring their partner to the office holiday party"

[kosmogrl]

[moonlightsdream]

Eternity (2025) — dir. David Freyne    

[artofelanor]

Have you seen the new movie? It's on library. It's literally on the library. It's on library without ads. It's literally on your local public library. You can probably ask for it on your library. Dude it's on your library. It's in the original case too. It's on library. You can watch it at the library. You can go to your local library and watch it. Register onto your local library right now. Go to your library. Dive into your library. You can watch it. It's on there. Your library has it for you. Your library has it for you.

[mossworth]

Have you seen your post? You can see it at library. It's at library. It's on the library staff cabinet. It got printed out on paper and put up on Library.

[artofelanor]

oh my GOSH wow... I'm on Library...

[pityboy]

affirmations for when you have to send emails

[crplpunkklavier]

sometimes you gotta bite the bullet and put "text your friend whom you love and genuinely want to talk to" on your to-do list because otherwise it is not getting done

[crplpunkklavier]

honestly so glad this one is gaining traction. just saw it in my notifications and went "MAN ALRIGHT" to text yet another person i have been genuinely wanting to text back for days

[marisatomay]

The Olympics are all about finding out that there are people 16 and older who were born in years that would shock you to your core

[marisatomay]

You can’t possibly be 16 and born in 2009. I graduated middle school that year. There cannot be adults who can’t remember Obama’s win. That’s impossible. It’s not true. Big Olympics is lying to me.

[corvid-language-library]

The sooner you start, the sooner you'll be done with it and the sooner you can stop thinking about it. Go on, up you get, it won't be as bad as you think.

[corvid-language-library]

You won't want to do it later either. You might as well just do it now. Even if you don't finish it all, anything you manage to get done now is something you don't have to do later (when you still won't want to do it)

[seathiing]

One of my co-workers has a standing desk that he uses sitting down. It looks like this

[astronyu]

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

Every morning, I put on my thinking cap and my smartiepants. Unfortunately, there is no shirt that properly proclaims my intellectual abilities, so I have to go tits out

[humanerrers]

x

[humanerrers]

stop spreading despair and nihilism

stop buying into the idea that nonviolent activism is useless, rather than (by far) the most effective form of protest

stop falsely claiming that BLM accomplished nothing and that most citizens “don’t care” when people are murdered by the state

start understanding that most of your neighbors care about your rights, and their own

start noticing that most people are moved by injustice, including against people who look nothing like them

[crafting-and-tea]

Minnesota Proved MAGA Wrong

The pushback against ICE exposed a series of mistaken assumptions.

[crafting-and-tea]

Wed. Jan 28, 2026

Masked, armored, and armed to the teeth, and they're afraid of people blowing whistles at them. link to post