Professional Mess

Hi, I'm Paige and welcome to my thing. Sometimes I make things, other times I stare into the void and cry. I hope you have a semi-enjoyable time here.

[molabuddy]

3 hours of sleep = i hate people who laugh

0 ours of sleep = waouw 🌼🌼🌼🌼🐎

[boycritter]

"unbecoming" is such a great word. bro that shit was so rude you no longer Are

[gingik]

[reactionimagesdaily]

[bearsockz]

home cooked meal

[charlesoberonn]

Female Dwarves - With or without beards?

With beards

Without beard

Voting ended onJun 9

[charlesoberonn]

Child Dwarves - With or without beards?

With beards

Without beards

Voting ended onJun 9

[charlesoberonn]

Baby Dwarves - With or without beards?

With beards

Without beards

Voting ended onJun 9

[charlesoberonn]

They shed their baby beards to make room for their adult beards. Like with baby teeth.

[lisztzada]

in the café musain. straight up "permitting it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My rebellion

[0w-my-head]

"I'm a freak" "I'm a creep" okay? and I'm Javert? Do not forget my name? Do not forget me? 24601?

[yardsards]

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

[sylferino]

every $30 purchase is like a razor sharp arrow stuck firmly in my muscular wearwolf back

[genderfeel]

it’s honestly crazy that like. in theory literary icon jean valjean would do crazy numbers on tumblr, fanfics, etc. he’s a dad. he’s canonically hot and ripped. he has a tragic backstory and self esteem issues. he’s got nuclear levels of catholic guilt. he’s even unmarried so you can old man yaoify him to your heart’s content. man was built in the blorbo factory. but the book he’s in happens to have 20 college age twinks and the musical film based on the book came out in 2012, creating the perfect storm of oncelerfication that defines the fandom at large to this very day. anyway they could never make me shut the fuck up about you jean valjean

[nortism]

Rules of the Les Misérables magic system (as far as I can figure out):

As long as there is still suffering to be had, Jean Valjean cannot die

Jean Valjean has super strength which cannot be depleted by age or his poor ability to look after himself (up to a point)

Once a person has met Cosette, lack of proximity to her will slowly drain their life force

The dead benevolently haunt those they loved while alive (ily ghost!Fantine)

Javert has an incredible ability to recognise potential criminals (read people from lower social classes)

Eponine has the ability to blend into the background but cannot turn this power off

The only one immune to this power is Javert which isn’t very helpful

[junojams]

a common misconception

[pilferingapples]

this is a threat (text via @inkieswirlsgaming, on this post thread)

[cupboardgods]

Actual quote was like, "He should have been dancing at the Chaumière, as young people have a moral obligation to do."

One more late contribution to Barricade Week. I think M. Gillenormand is one of my favorite characters from the book. He is not a very good guardian, but everything he does is so funny. I had to pause at the end of this chapter to draw this.

[genderfeel]

valjean: come to that, can you be sure that i am not your man?

the dubious inspector javert:

[nelyaaas]

old man yaoi gets so good when one is jesus allegory and the other visibly suicidal