Lambert, Lambert, what a beautiful man.

Jo / she, her / Witcher stuff (there be NSFW content here) / AO3: jo_writes_fic

[creepikat]

Le Beau Sorceleur Sans Merci

Aiden & Lambert - The Witcher

(Inspired by Franck Dicksee’s “La belle dame sans merci”)

[delphinidin4]

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[bunniefriend-deactivated2022111]

wanna see my favorite sculpture?

[bunniefriend-deactivated2022111]

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

That’s fucking rad

[dradelcrahasmoved]

Bruh

[geoclaire]

I can’t believe I read this post with my own fucking eyes

[lurkerwithcomputer]

I love it unironically, I burst out laughing. It hits the same note as “the opposite of malice is bonfire”.

[patrick-stewart]

The Road goes ever on and on Down from the door where it began. Now far ahead the Road has gone, And I must follow, if I can, Pursuing it with eager feet, Until it joins some larger way Where many paths and errands meet. And whither then? I cannot say

[big8cola]

school is temporary but old hyperfixations you had in middle school are forever

[wildersage]

attempt to move an image in a word document leaves 7 dead 20 injured

[johnnyanger]

lambert + valdo marx for @dearstheart - thank you again!!

[coffeeacademia]

my only ambition in life is to have a massive wall to wall bookshelf full of books I've read/am reading that makes people go :O

[what-a-curated-mess]

@wolf-and-bard dis u already

[louvelylouis]

[louvelylouis]

[overthinkinglotr]

I love how Aragorn’s reaction to the hobbits asking for second breakfast is to completely cave

He tosses Merry and Pippin apples

And then after they make it through the marshes, Aragorn brings back an eNTIRE DEER for them all to eat

My headcanon is that Aragorn was just like:

Pippin: What about SECOND breakfast?

Aragorn: *realizes he’d underestimated how much hobbits eat and didn’t bring enough food stores*

Aragorn: *stares at Pippin with his trademark face of exhausted disapproval*

Aragorn: *tiredly begins hunting for enough food to give the hobbits 7 meals a day*

[mistressoffandoms]

Such a good addition I didn’t want to lose

[to-be-frank-i-dont-care]

wretched dirt man being nice to the poor hungry hobbitses

[sistertaxon]

why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead

[thesylverlining]

this is the only kind of ace discourse i ever want to see on my dash. the only kind. ever again. good job

[kittyknowsthings]

Do you think the sirens would be grateful that they finally get some variety? 

[systlin]

“Oh my god we can finally just sing about pasta thank the fucking gods.” 

[totohoy-blog]

I’m not asexual but I’m fairly certain sirens would do a far better job luring me into the depths with a song about pasta rather than sex…

[systlin]

I mean. 

“WHAT THE FUCK STAY AWAY FROM THE ROCKS.”

“FUCKER THEY SAID THEY HAVE FETTUCCINE CARBONARA AND HOT GARLIC BREAD OVER THERE HANG ON BITCH.” 

[musicalhell]

This is true; Odysseus heard them promising him knowledge of the future.  So the next time you see artwork like this:

Remember those sultry naked chicks are saying “We’ll tell you the winning lotto numbers.”

[fuckstaffposts]

Them: “We have unlimited wifi at incredible speeds~” Me: *diving headfirst into the water*

[rpluvsyj]

This post is a blessing

[wittyusername97]

Congratulations! Odysseus! You’ve been selected as a winner for the free $1000 Amazon Gift Card, Apple iPhone X 256G or Samsung Galaxy S8! Claim your prize now!

[kitvalkyrie]

Oh my god sirens were literally scam websites

[10thingsihateabout-all-yall]

Oh my god they were phishing

[guilty-as-battery-charged-deact]

Fanfiction is becoming people’s primary form of entertainment right now because most media right now is so cheap, bland, recycled, and sponsored by people who love money more than the source material. Fanfiction is written for free by people who genuinely love what they’re writing about. That’s why it’s better. That’s why it’s more satisfying. Fanfiction is a home-cooked meal made for yourself and for your friends. Media today is junky fast food spoiled by too much grease and the knowledge that the people producing it are being criminally mistreated and underpaid. 

[the-strongest-decoy]

FANFICTION IS A HOME-COOKED MEAL

WOW. BRO.THAT’S. 

[englishbunnyrocks]

who else remembers the entire Doctor Who crew dancing to 500 miles with David Tennant because it’s the purest thing you’ll see today

[samwsie]

lotr meme: four relationships [4/4]

For you and I have both passed under the wings of the Shadow, and the same hand drew us back.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[fluffygif]

Sand art 🎨

[gotterhag]

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