nikantros

I'm a parttime hipster and a fulltime nerd. bisexual | female | german | 19

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[jazminesullivan]

KERMIT THE FROG The Muppets Take Manhattan, 1984

[wolkenatla]

Search words cause Blog got tiddy banned

[beaft]

my cat hates taking his pills. the only way we can get him to eat them is to turn it into an elaborate pantomime - we take the packet out of the cupboard slowly and hold it up, saying “oh!! what’s this? what’s this? a TREAT? a TREAT for louis????” while making surprised faces. we offer him a pill… then, before he has a chance to sniff it, we wag our fingers at him and replace it in the packet so it becomes a Tantalising Forbidden Mystery. we continue doing this until he’s so confused and excited that he will eat the pill as fast as possible, just so he can find out what it is before we can take it away from him again. as soon as he’s eaten it he looks utterly disappointed and betrayed, like a child who just ate a delicious sweet only to find it was a chocolate-coated brussels sprout. it never gets old

[thoodleoo]

honestly fuck people who are like “lol what are you gonna do with that major” when someone says that they’re going to study something that doesn’t typically lead to a high-paying career or to globally-useful breakthroughs. like not only is that incredibly rude and disrespectful, but can we please not disvalue doing something for yourself because you enjoy it? sure maybe studying art or literature might not cure cancer or show how the universe works but it makes people happy, and it may not pay well but not everything is about making money. please just get rid of the idea that a major is only valid or useful if it leads to a well-paying job or brings measurable benefits to a large number of people.

[wearesassandclass]

THIS.

[wolkenatla]

Fuck y'all I’m studying history

[wolkenatla]

Also fuck me, I‘m studying history

[lady-writes]

[dateamonster]

honestly imagine being mary shelley. its the fucking early 1800s. we’re barely out of the era when people thought women reading novels would lead to like debauchery and premarital sex. the weather is just fucking bonkers in yonkers. everybodys clothes looked like they oughta weigh two hundred pounds. everyones goth but goth isnt a thing yet so they dont even know it. your kids are dying. your husbands dead. your friends are all probably doing coke. your doctor is also both doing and maybe prescribing coke. no electricity. people are out there just staring into the void and having clandestine affairs in graveyards or some shit just because theres nothing else to do. and whats that? youve just written frankenstein. girl what the fuck even–

[wolkenatla]

do you guys remember how shiro had ptsd-flashbacks right up till s2 and then the writers just forgot about it????

[emelang]

Gaming's best dad!!!!

[king-finnigan]

god i love dying in the witcher 3. not because i have to do part of what i was doing again but because i love to just. imagine the funeral.

like i always picture them burning geralts body at kaer morhen and giving him a eulogy n shit n i always imagine they'd just lowkey roast geralt the entire time. like.

"here lies geralt of rivia (or geralt eric roger du haute-bellegarde), the butcher of blaviken, the white wolf. who walked the path for 138 slutty, slutty years, during which he was part of many important political plots and wars and fought bravely and valiantly. geralt of rivia, who fucking died because he was fighting three (3) drowners and couldn't eat his raw onions fast enough. he was not very smart."

or "here lies geralt of rivia, who died because he jumped off of a 6-foot ledge as a shortcut and didn't know that that would fucking kill him. we don't know how he managed to die from that, either."

or "here lies geralt of rivia, who, after fighting off 15 men and sustaining minimal damage, set a barrel on fire for funsies, didn't step back far enough, and fucking blew himself up. may he rest in pieces. godspeed you absolute idiot."

[letmetellyouaboutmyfeels]

Geralt, the "Butcher of Blaviken": For my first djinn wish I would like some peace and quiet, so that I may nap.

Jaskier, named after a flower: I WANT MY ARTISTIC RIVAL TO HAVE A PAINFUL STROKE AND DROP DEAD.

[scaredenglishmajor]

If anyone deserves a raise it’s the employee from four seasons total landscaping who answered the phone and went “yup, we can set up a podium and everything” and just acted like nothing was out of the ordinary.

[marvelsmostwanted]

This is the biggest news to come out of the 2020 election so far!!!!

**Two Senate runoff elections in Georgia means WE CAN STILL TAKE BACK THE SENATE!**

WE CAN THE SENATE RIGHT OUT OF MITCH MCCONNELL’S DISTURBINGLY PURPLE HANDS.

**It’s a long shot, but if Democrats win both seats, the Senate will be 50-50.**

If you live in Georgia, go to votesaveamerica.com/register to register to vote if you haven’t already. Then remind three friends to register or check their registration and VOTE AGAIN! The special election for both seats will be on January 5th. 

Everyone else, get ready to organize/volunteer/call every single voter in Georgia! Let’s take back the Senate!

[passumbapper]

this is like impossibly funny to me

[passumbapper]

WHAT

[darkwingduck]

I thought there was no way this could be happening because how and or why do you “book” a landscaping business for a political announcement, but then I saw this and

It was next to a sex toy shop

LOOK

I’m done

[wolkenatla]

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