MCR5 Truther I WAS FUCKING RIGHT

Gabe | NYC | they/them | 26

[woozistrophygroom]

A very taemin sports bra to you today

[wifegideonnav]

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

[title]

“My whole life, I don’t know what this song means. I mean, ‘should old acquaintance be forgot.’ Does that mean that we should forget old acquaintances? It doesn’t mean that if we happen to forget them, we should remember them, which is not possible because we already forgot them.” “Well, maybe it just means that we should remember that we forgot them, or something. Anyway, it’s about old friends.”

Mikey and Nicky (1976), When Harry Met Sally... (1989), Disobedience (2017), Y tu mamá también (2001), Little Women (2019), Passing (2021), My Beautiful Laundrette (1985), Past Lives (2023), Thoroughbreds (2017), Challengers (2024), Before Sunset (2004), The Five Devils (2022), Moonlight (2016), Lovesong (2016), It’s a Wonderful Life (1946)

[this-is-trans-joy]

Happy Nonbinary Persons’ Day! (July 14) Remember to tell your nonbinary friends how awesome they are and take some time to check out work by nonbinary musicians, artists, and writers.

This is trans and nonbinary joy!!!

And a fantastic opportunity to share my favourite non-binary musicians:

Dreamer Isioma (they/he) is an R&B musician and I’ve loved the psychedelic/lo-fi vibes of their music for years now! “Fuck Da World” is my favourite, but I’ve been replaying this song for a while, so I wanted to share it :]

Mo’Ju (they/them) is a Wiradjuri and Filipino artist and this is legit one of my favourite songs of all time, I am begging everyone to listen to it 😭

Shamir (he/him) is more of an indie rock musician but I can’t really categorise his music easily so just like… listen to this. It’ll change your life, I swear.

Okay if there’s one artist here that I want everyone to listen to it’s JER (they/them) because Ska-Punk has gotta be the coolest and most upbeat genre in the world and I’m fucking obsessed with everything JER has ever made. Both their original music and their covers SLAP so please check them out if you want to hear all your favourite punk songs and cartoon openings given a Ska twist and a banging trumpet solo.

HAPPY NON-BINARY DAY!!

And please share more musicians/artists/writers etc. in the notes of this post!

@this-is-nonbinary-joy

[seaemberthesecond]

it should be illegal for things in drawers to accumulate dust. you were IN the drawer WHAT is your problem

[papayajuan2019]

hey, do you mind if i immensly value our relationship, in a way i'll never properly be able to fully verbally communicate

[makingtrouble]

It's my cat's birthday (anniversary of me getting him) so I told him the story of his life while petting him real good

Highlights include:

For your first two years (when you were small) you lived in a foster home with people who raised you into a very polite young man. Two is like you plus me, that's what two is.

Some people adopted you before me and they called you Timmy (which is a stupid name) and they returned your ass almost immediately because you were so annoying at that age.

Like think about how annoying you are right now at seven years old, but way worse.

I'm better than them though, I don't call you Timmy and I wore earplugs to bed for three years because you love to scream at bedtime. Earplugs are like when I roll over and go back to sleep even when you are yelling so so so loud.

I got you at a time in my life when I was really sick (being sick is like when I'm up late because I'm throwing up and you are a very handsome good boy who sits with me) and they had to put me asleep for a procedure. A procedure is like what happened to you when they put you asleep and took your balls away.

Now you've lived with me for five years. Five is like the number of toe beans on one of your feet. When I clip your nails five is when we're halfway done. But we're hopefully not even halfway done with how long we get to be together. I'm gonna have to figure out new ways to help you count.

[makingtrouble]

Actually I've decided this is a poem

[soup-mother]

Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"

[byjove]

the justification when law enforcement kills someone for no particular reason always boils down to “we got really really scared, you should feel bad for us because we were sososo scared” ok. piss yourself or scream or something. why is killing someone the only option

[byjove]

I have agoraphobia, I’m deathly afraid of places and yet I go places with zero casualties and zero fatalities

[red-garden]

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

"senator lindsey graham dies at 71 after 'brief and sudden illness'" 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

in absence of any other details i'm gonna go ahead and state definitively and for the record that lindsey graham died because his ditzy fairy ass forgot the rule about not taking poppers on viagra and had what is known to medical science as a "Faggot's Stroke" and if his estate wants to correct that information so i can giggle about the real reason then they're welcome to call my office

[storyweavingspider]

Ok there is an actual funnier option

[blossposs]

i didn't know that about poppers and viagra thats really important information

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

oh yeah no poppers + viagra can cause fatal fluctuations in blood pressure, stay safe girls

[gamerwoman3d]

Reblog to save a life.

[scribeherself]

There is no drug on earth that can replicate the absolute euphoria of hitting a writing flow state at 2:00 AM. You aren’t even typing anymore. You are a vessel. You are a channel for the gods. The characters are speaking directly into your brain and you’re just the stenographer trying to keep up. You feel like you could fight a bear. You feel like you invented the alphabet

[lmaonade]

there is always some fucking laundry and dust and some other shit

[nudityandnerdery]

Just a casual reminder that posting on the internet about how you would want to do physical harm to members of the US government is something that they can (and will) detain you over, so just be careful what you say in public spaces like, uh, on Tumblr.

[nudityandnerdery]

I have got bad news for you about how connecting to the internet works and how corporations will respond to requests from the government.

[hearthfire-heartfire]

this is your semi-regular reminder that tumblr has cooperated with the fbi to hand over user information in a very public way at least once. and that's not the only way the feds can collect information on you either

[bushmonsteriloveyou]

ok so. so we’re just. not reading now. wow ok. ok!!! booktok says we should remove half of the fun from reading!!! wow!!! (i found this in a video and apparently it’s not just this person doing it. it’s. quite a few of them. just to make that clear.)

[punishedsaints]

[anachronic-cobra]

I cannot emphasize enough how exactly accurate this is to working in production