JVL
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
todays bird
trying on a metaphor
Discoholic 🪩
styofa doing anything
Not today Justin
#extradirty
Show & Tell
Peter Solarz
Sweet Seals For You, Always
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
d e v o n
One Nice Bug Per Day
taylor price
JBB: An Artblog!
RMH
almost home
oozey mess
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@worldofdreamweavers
When will people realise that Chronically ill people cannot predict how they will feel in the next few minutes, hours, days or months. I could wake up feeling fine and then feel like I’ve been hit by a truck within the hour. There are no warning signs.
Just unfollowed a bunch of people on insta who weren’t following me back and I feel like such a strong woman
The most annoying/idiotic spam emails for me are the ones from car insurers, because I don’t drive. Literally, I do not even have a driver’s license.
Know your damn audience.
YO. I AM WATCHING OLD LAW&ORDER EPS (14.3) AND THEY ARE LITERALLLLY TALKING ABOUT A DAMN CORONAVIRUS OUTBREAK.
Guess The Simpsons ain’t the only show that can predict the future 👀
When you’re unemployed and you get all prettied up for a job interview, and in the back of your mind you’re like, “all this makeup better not be for nothing.”
What a damn mood
Get me a man like Faramir *fans self*
(Can you tell I rewatched the LOTR trilogy yesterday?)
Okay. Possibly TMI? Buuuuutt,
A while ago I discovered wet wipes for adults, and lemme just say, I feel *so fresh and so clean.* Would highly recommend goodwipes for your 💩s
**the two t’s in the but were intentional 😏
You know you’re short when the “cropped” leggings are full-length on you
u ever in such a bad mood u feel urself turning evil?
had an actual meal. not evil anymore
Things That Would Be Illegal In My Utopia, Pt. III
Leaving dog poop would be elevated to a felony
That toilet paper in public bathrooms that rips the second you touch it
Video games having different release dates for different platforms
Not holding open the door to the elevator for someone who is less than 5 seconds away if the elevator isn’t full
Electronic music (sorrynotsorry)
Blah blah blah happy Valentine’s Day,
Blah blah blah flowers and chocolate,
Blah blah blah, hope ya get laid 🤷🏽♀️
Am I the only one who double checks that they’re wearing pants *after* they’ve walked out the door?
Things that will be illegal in my Utopia, Pt. II:
Shoes without a wide option
Clothing lines without a plus-sized option
Chris Brown
Salad
Halter tops
When you’ve been watching Drag Race all day and you realize you’re strutting down the hallway
FINALLY GOT RID OF HER AND I AM ONE STEP CLOSER TO MY DREAM VILLAGE 🙌🏽✨
When it’s 1AM and the cramps hit HARD
