why am I like this

[pissvortex]

[dragoncarrion]

Anytime i see a bunch of pride flags i have to restrain myself from saying "where mexico" bc i doubt anyone will know I'm referencing this

[seravph]

i’m about to say something that will absolutely get me hate

[seravph]

this is what Taylor swift sounds like to me

[rslashrats]

fascinated by this screenshot where they took out the poster's username and replaced it with a very small picture of alex the lion

[rontology]

I finally switched to firefox and I've seen a lot of posts about the effortless importing of preferences from chrome and how it's important to support non-chromium platforms, but nobody is talking about the loss of productivity that happens when beautiful women come to your house to kiss you on the mouth because they heard you use firefox now. nobody's talking about this

[alexxuun]

Miles finally got an explanation on what comic con is.

[fwipination]

I think in response to Twitter, Tumblr should make it so that you can't open any other apps on your phone until you've seen at least 600 posts for the day.

[toskarin]

you can trust me with your computer while you're out of the room. it's okay. I won't do it again. I won't frantically download fish screen saver again.

[butchnoise]

truly possessed with envy any time i drive by someone sitting on their porch with a beverage

[thunderpibb]

i love when they draw a carrot on top of the carrot cake just to remind you this aint no ordinary fuckin cake youre dealing with

[cryptotheism]

She let me hit it because I solved her riddles three

[matrose]

quora please stop emailing me

[sleaterkinnie-deactivated202412]

that onion headline that's like "whatever. the emo kids are all sitting on each other's lap" is their realest one yet

[sleaterkinnie-deactivated202412]

it was clickhole my bad

[bisclavaret]

some Star Trek screenshot studies I found buried in my files

[z-mizcellaneous-z]

Fucking CRYING IM USING THAT PHRASE FOR EVERYTHING NOW

[discodeerdiary]

Girls will say "I just need to lie down for a little while" and then sink into a muddy river and get all their hard.tissues replaced with mineral deposits

[yellbug]

me when i remember it all