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TMA, she/her mostly

[worseperson]

Shinji’s dad looks like Dan McNeely

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[beemovieerotica]

[gwyneddj]

Someone wrote a whole paper because of this 💀

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[deepfrieddeltarunememes]

so for this segment, if you walk off the platform before doing a jump, Susie will think Kris has basically walked off the edge of a cliff

and then she jumps right after them before she knows it's safe to do so.

(also there's a compilation of tons of platforming dialogue here! guarantee you'll find something you haven't seen)

[shadow-wizard-moneygang]

[alyanas-little-hideout]

I can never not reblog this it’s wormed it’s way into my brain and I can never be free

[o-craven-canto]

Alternate timeline in which all Greek and Latin roots are swapped:

catastrophe -> contraverse cephalopod -> capitoped chlorophyll -> viridofolia democracy -> populimpery homicide -> anthropoctony homosexual -> equigamic kilometer -> millimensure interregnum -> mesarchy magnanimous -> megapsychic manuscript -> chirography motorcycle -> ergatorote microscope -> parvovisor oxygen -> acidofex polyamory -> multierasty television -> remotoscope universe -> monostrophe

[sufficientlylargen]

Using Latin roots for everything would be controversial, but using exclusively Greek roots would be catastrophic.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[headspace-hotel]

They sting. I got ouched by one a couple days ago. The vest is for your protection.

[headspace-hotel]

@phillipfancypants

[josephbrassey]

“Haha remember when murder-hornets were gonna be a thing? What a nothingburger.”

Yes, because the Washington state government activated like a sleeper-cell and ruthlessly, systematically hunted them down and annihilated them.

“Y2K came to nothing amirite?”

Yes because an army of software engineers working around the clock, losing sleep, and busting ass till the last minute prevented it from happening.

“Remember the hole in the ozone layer?”

You mean the one that was fixed through rigorous world wide government action?

One of the root problems of our society is a refusal or inability by media to articulate that all those “it’s gonna be an apocalypse” disasters were not disasters because we collectively did something about them.

The good news is this is actually quite correctable. I maintain my firm belief that we as humans are capable of solving almost all of our problems, when we decide to do so.

And I still think that’s going to happen. I don’t know when or how, but I do know that abandoning hope won’t help bring it about.

And I refuse to let the cynics own a chunk of my heart.

[theonion]

Remarking that nothing made her feel more alive than walking out of a store with unpaid items, shoplifter Jessica Thatcher told reporters Tuesday that she always got a little adrenaline rush after stealing basic necessities for her family. “I don’t know what it is, but nothing gets my heart pounding faster than when I go into a store, open my backpack, and fill it with things that my children and I cannot afford and need to survive,” said Thatcher, adding that what started as a fun game of stealing baby formula for her infant quickly escalated to a full-on addiction to pilfering more valuable things like diapers, soap, and medicine.

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[captain-price-returns]

[kosmogrl]

[fucking-relax]

this is helpful to getting started on anything regardless of what you call it (from this post)

problem solving steps

IMPROVE distress tolerance skill

[invalidchecksum]

Note to self:

This

Look into this tomorrow

[bellossom]

obsessed w blunt headed tree snakes

[bogey-chan]

[a-ffection]

[trina-makes-an-entrance]

There should've been a point in chapter 5 where you could save and the text would read "the power of mean girls shines within you!", so that the general audience could go "oh! Nice chapter 1 callback! Although it's a sorta cheap reference since Susie isn't even being that mean this time!"

Meanwhile the suspiciously mean girl shaped "Prince":

[joyflameball]

[tenderqueso]

cuptain: ralsei will you help us? we need various darlings to wait at the top of the climbing minigame for kris

ralsei: kris needs me to be a princess?

cuptain: no, just "darlings." they can be any ge-

ralsei: i'd do it for kris! i'd change my whole gender for kris if they asked! haha!!

cuptain: you don't need to do that-

ralsei: it will be strange being called "she" and "her," but i'll get used to it!! for kris!!!

cuptain: one of the other darlings is rouxls.

ralsei: i know exactly what dress i'm going to wear too

[tenderqueso]

cuptain: ralsei will you help us? we need various darlings to wait at the top of the climbing minigame for kris

ralsei: kris needs me to be a princess?

cuptain: no, just "darlings." they can be any ge-

ralsei: i'd do it for kris! i'd change my whole gender for kris if they asked! haha!!

cuptain: you don't need to do that-

ralsei: it will be strange being called "she" and "her," but i'll get used to it!! for kris!!!

cuptain: one of the other darlings is rouxls.

ralsei: i know exactly what dress i'm going to wear too

[ralseipastries]

Haha hey so Uh.

what the Fuck. is This