[bbrrk9]

sorry for the late post!!! this is my gift to @wotayagi​ for @sb69giftexchange​ !!!!! i drew A enjoying some cherry blossoms!!!

[wotayagi]

Ahhhh I love her !!! Thank you so much !!!!!! ✨✨✨✨✨

[twilightown]

SIMPLE PLAN PLAYED WHATS NEW SCOOBY DOO AT EPCOT

[shewalkswithashla-deactivated20]

I’M SCREAMING!

[violaslayvis]

An iconic bop

[trapcard]

this is legendary.

[yagisoba]

So here’s the Arashi that I drew for @/slinkyishawt on twitter as part of the SB69 gift exchange !!! <<RT on twitter>>

[therandomninjakitty]

I am 50% bitter and 100% salt

[botanyshitposts]

look y'all Pokémon eeveelutions are great but eevee has nothing on wild mustard

[botanyshitposts]

[thentheysaidburnher]

Cellulite is a female secondary sex characteristic and should be celebrated as a rite of womanhood, not despised or eradicated.

[blackvulva-deactivated20150627]

it’s really a secondary sex characteristic?! 

[thentheysaidburnher]

It is. It has to do with the way our bodies network fat. Female bodies create sort of a mesh network to support fat (female bodies are MUCH more hardy in times of stress) and it can present as delightfully lumpy. More than 90% of women have visible cellulite, but all women store fat in this manner.

[blackvulva-deactivated20150627]

why did no one tell me this?!

[radiant-humble-deactivated20161]

You know why :/

[raspberry-mouse]

Spread this. I only just started to see mine and I started to freak out a bit. More people should/need to know about this

[shamelesslyunladylike]

Here’s an illustration of the aforementioned difference in fat storage.

Men’s lattice pattern collagen threads holds subcutaneous fat in a way that, when the skin expands because of the fat storage, it expands evenly. Women’s “pockets” expand unevenly when we accumulate fat, creating that orange peel effect. Our storage pattern means we can healthily store more fat than men. Like a woman with 25% body fat is average, a man with 25% body fat is chubby. Because of that, like OP said, women are hardier in times of stress or famine. It’s also one of the reasons why our bodies can survive pregnancy, which is a massive energy demand on our system.

And there’s absolutely NO “treatment” for cellulite that will work. They are all bullshit designed to separate you from your hard-earned cash. It’s a secondary sex characteristic, it’s perfectly normal and it’s not going away no matter what you do. Like I’m very lean myself and I work out 5~6 times a week, and I still have cellulite. Someone giving a woman shit for having cellulite is akin to giving her shit for having skin. It’s just a mixture of misogyny and corporate greed.

Love your lumpy skin, ladies. It means you are a badass surviving machine shaped by millenia of evolution.

[wotayagi]

Tfw you open the hellsite to post to the abandoned art blog but then you make the mistake of scrolling

[kimnatozaki]

the benefit of being a multinational group according to chaeyoung

[pitachic]

Amazon delivery days are the best days if you’re a cat.

[mostlycatsmostly]

[boychic-deactivated20230922]

hanzos cyberninja skin really drives home the fact that overwatch cyborgs can wear pants and that genji is just going around naked because he wants to

[boychic-deactivated20230922]

nobody is fast enough to chase him down and put some pants on him

[boychic-deactivated20230922]

tracer is fast enough but doesn’t want to call attention to the fact that she wears leggings into combat. if they put pants on genji shes next

[wotayagi]

Lmao accidentally opened this hellsite

[meme-theft]

[ohenieledam]

What

[alethiomancer]

I’m so tired this made perfect sense for like 45 seconds

[mugenmcfugen]

l e M M E   S m A  S H

[wotayagi]

human and alien roommates

alien: hey craig you know how youre always trying to force some wacky "humans are so special" dynamic on us

human: um

alien: well i think i finally found something for you

alien: humans are the only race that won't do the fucking dishes, craig

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

me: *makes a joke on a mutual’s post* heh heh THIS’ll give em a chortle

me after a minute without them acknowledging it: oh my god im a fucking fraud piece of shit im not funny im a disgrace in human form why do i even have followers

mutual: *likes and reblogs, adding “SNDHISBGNDSBBNLJG” or “FUCK” or something like that to the tags*

me: *in a deep, empowered, big-dicked voice that splits the continent in half and reveals a massive trove of gems and jewels that enhance the earth’s splendor immeasurably*

My name is Funnymandias, king of jokes: Look on my blog, ye Mighty, and despair!

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

I didn’t read this whole thing I just saw “big-dicked voice” and that phrase alone mad eme laugh so hard I bled

[flyingpurplepizzaeater]

[jenroses]

relatable.

[wotayagi]

Greek Pantheon Asks

Aphrodite: What do you love most about yourself?

Apollo: Do you have any talents?

Ares: What small thing makes you angry?

Artemis: What are you hunting for in life?

Athena: What is/was your best school subject?

Demeter: Do you miss anyone?

Dionysus: Do you drink alcohol? If so, what's your beverage of choice?

Eros: How do you define your sexuality?

Gaia: Where's your favorite place in the world?

Hades: Have you ever had a near-death experience?

Hecate: What do you think of magic?

Helios: Do you sunburn easily?

Hephaestus: What's the coolest thing you've ever made or built?

Hera: Are you the jealous type?

Hermes: Have you ever stolen anything?

Hestia: Where's your home away from home?

Hyperion: Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets?

Hypnos: What was your most recent dream about?

Iris: What's your favorite color palate?

Kronos: What's the stupidest thing you've ever eaten?

Nemesis: What's a time you helped deliver justice?

Nike: What's your most recent accomplishment?

Nyx: What's your favorite nighttime activity?

Pan: What do you do for fun?

Persephone: What's your favorite season of the year?

Poseidon: What's your favorite sea creature?

Rhea: What's your favorite type of nature?

Selene: What's your favorite phase of the moon?

Tartarus: What's your personal hell?

Thanatos: Is there anyone you just really, really hate?

Uranus: What are your zodiac signs?

Zeus: What do you think about thunderstorms?

[fijilefleur-deactivated20170627]