Yes, yes, "they would not fucking say that", but consider: "huge fucking dumbass randomly displays inexplicably deep insight on some pertinent, narrowly defined topic while remaining in every other respect a huge fucking dumbass" is never not funny.
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Yes, yes, "they would not fucking say that", but consider: "huge fucking dumbass randomly displays inexplicably deep insight on some pertinent, narrowly defined topic while remaining in every other respect a huge fucking dumbass" is never not funny.
“what’s the worst fruit” i hope you fucking die im strangling you what the hell is wrong with you. ‘the worst fruit’… has god not made all of these fruits in the same light???? cunt
Red Delicious Apples
I remembered reading/hearing something about this, so I did a quick Google search- the current Red Delicious is outright worse tasting than the flavorful original, with breeding of the fruit focusing more on durability and appearance to taste.
he was definitely not old enough to buy alcohol here either
Imagine it had his actual date of birth on it, though, and how the cashier would have to go "Sorry, sir, your ID says you were born in the year 2XXX, making you X years too young to buy this." To THE Red Hood's "face".
Maile Flanagan and Junko Takeuchi have voiced Naruto for nearly 20 years, but they’ve just met in person for the first time.
Do you remember the first RANDOM* shiny Pokemon you've found?
Yes (tell me :V)
I think so? Maybe? (tell me anyway :V)
No :(
I've never found a random shiny
I don't play pokemon
*by random i mean non-scripted, not hunting for it actively, you're just wandering around in any game and you just found it somewhere
(tell me the game too, not just the pokemon :V)
some of you are mentally unwell bc your reusable water bottle is filled with black mold go wash that shit
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hi i was drinking mold all my freshman year and got the most sick ive ever been in my life here's good ways to avoid that shit:
number one rule is get stainless steel shit. stainless steel water bottle stainless steel straw, you dont want that rubber plastic etc shit it grows mold like a mf. turns out that was the main culprit of what happened to me, my reusable water bottle was plastic and it didn't matter how much i let it soak or cleaned it out.
get this either if you can or can't afford the stainless steel stuff and just be really on cleaning it; staw cleaner looks like this:
and get one its mammas the bottle cleaner for your cup:
this one is 3 dollars you get soap in there and spin this shit around and push it up and down and the mold will be begging for mercy
My additional piece of advice: get a pack of denture cleaning tablets. These are especially good if you use your bottle for anything other than water (squash, coffee etc) or if you’ve got a built in straw with awkward curvy bits.
You put that tablet in the bottle, add hot water, let it fizz and soak for a bit and hey presto, any stains or discolouration or weird little crevices are suddenly removed of their hidden nasty bits.
My niece kept saying her water bottle tasted weird, and she washed it and washed it, and then me and my mum were like GIVE IT HERE and we put a denture tablet in it and added the straw to it and it started fizzing up the straw and all this black gunk started coming out the weird curvy bits of the fitted straw like a Coke-mentos experiment.
It’ll taste slightly minty unless you rinse rinse rinse rinse rinse rinse but that’s not a terrible thing, and let’s face it, denture tablets are for cleaning dentures so, you know, designed to clean things that go in mouths.
Anyway: wash your water bottles! Wash your flasks! More often than you think you need to!! Keep denture tablets in the cupboard!!
When you thought it would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it turns out to be difficult difficult lemon difficult.
Wait that’s actually really good, gonna pop this out of the tags
... is THAT why (most) people don't leave in Miraclous Ladybug unless it's for "because the plot demands it/written out of the story" reasons?
being a kid watching the spongebob movie and having no knowledge of why david hasselhoff would make a cameo in that film, nor who he is in general, and just radically accepting the fact that spongebob and patrick were saved by some shirtless speedboat dude with no context
Why are some people so against onion powder and garlic powder. First of all, some of us have to cook on weeknights. Second of all, I’ve literally used fresh garlic and garlic powder in the same dish before because they have legitimate separate culinary purposes you dumbass
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I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW
ITS BACK
This is one of those posts that you need to save and tag or you’ll never see it again for 84 years.
Fic-related question for you humans: Where do the Saturdays get their funding?
Context: Ben is suspicious of them seeing as how they are objectively incredibly wealthy while preaching about humanitarianism. They claim to be interested in the Plumbers for research purposes, which he privately doesn’t believe given a lack of disclosures.
Also, do we think Zak would know where his family gets their wealth from or would he have just accepted it as a part of life? He was homeschooled and fairly isolated; would he even truly grasp what other people's lives are like? It is frankly amazing that he isn’t bratty, why do we think that is?
In the fic, the Saturdays are well intentioned and genuinely trying to make interdepartmental relationships for future research ventures— which Ben has no reason to believe.
I mean, according to the Secret Saturday wiki, it was mentioned that Doc inherited his parents' wealth, and that is what was funding everything. As I only vaguely even remember that I've watched some episodes, not even what they were about, I can't for sure say if Doc or anyone else ever specifically mentioned this to Zak, though.
which could mean nothing
Part of Article I Section 8, and all of Sections 9 and 10, which address things like habeas corpus, nobility, and militias, are gone from Co
One of the sections that was removed from the U.S. Constitution website referenced the writ of habeas corpus.
This is true.
{On Aug. 6 around 11 a.m. Eastern Time, the Library of Congress posted on X that the missing sections were "due to a coding error."
"We have been working to correct this and expect it to be resolved soon," the post read. The website on Aug. 6 also displayed a banner that said, "The Constitution Annotated website is currently experiencing data issues. We are working to resolve this issue and regret the inconvenience."}
Etc, etc, rest of article here https://www.wral.com/story/fact-check-were-parts-of-the-constitution-removed-by-the-trump-administration/22118924/
This got funny again now that tumblr shows posting dates.
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