masturbation is satan's typewriter

[miniangel]

today’s mood

[neo-soulless]

Again

[hardlycompelling]

for the aliens ❤️❤️

[shabbytigers]

this short story just mugged me

[holepsi]

The Séance ☂💚

[starlingshrike]

submit to the mortifying ordeal of being known.jpg

[flowerinaflame]

[rickriordanrevamp]

I feel like we don’t talk about the OG text on this meme enough

[agreedt]

If you played 'Pokemon' video games as a kid, an area of your brain, just behind your ears, may help you recognize the characters now.

“If you played Pokémon video games extensively as a kid, there’s a good chance that a specific region of your brain gets fired up when you see the characters now. In a recent study, researchers from Stanford University showed test subjects hundreds of Pokémon characters. As you might expect, the brains of longtime Pokémon fans responded more than those unfamiliar with the game. But what’s more surprising is that, in all of the fans, a specific brain fold responded, an area just behind the ears, called the occipitotemporal sulcus.“

[bladder420-deactivated20190726]

I see Skuntank and dopamine fills my brain

[superwhiff]

I love this article because it suggests that I have a specific part of my brain dedicated to remembering and appreciating pokemon. Like this obsession has physically manifested on my brain

[berenshand]

tolkien: all the war and death in lotr has nothing to do with the war i was in

tolkien: just like how all the morals/good vs evil/everything my characters believe have nothing to do with my morals/beliefs/religion

tolkien: and that character that comes back from the dead has nothing to do with my religion which is based on someone coming back from the dead and uses coming back from the dead as metaphor literally constantly so don’t get any ideas

tolkien: and none of those giant evil spiders have anything to do with the tarantula that bit me either

clive staples: jirt youre literally so stupid

tolkien:

clive:

tolkien: that really slow grumpy tree who takes forever to get to the point or make up his mind is definitely you though

[berenshand]

meanwhile, clive staples: Every Single Thing In This Book Including The Talking Lion Is From My Actual Life

[curiooftheheart]

I’m sorry but seeing y'all call CS Lewis “Clive Staples” is weirder than any of the magic or furry Jesus in either series

[cumbrane]

the only good candidate

[cumbrane]

i dunno whos running his social media but i wanna kiss them. i think im in love

[cumbrane]

move the fuck over bernie

[portentsofwoe2]

i remember like mike gravel in 2008 lol

[butchflirt]

Remember that ad where he threw a rock into a lake and then stared into the camera unblinking for two minutes? I desperately want shit like that back

[becausedragonage]

An 88-year-old ex-senator is the newest Democratic dark horse thanks to the ‘acerbic’ teens running his Twitter

That account, along with his whole campaign, is the work of three teenagers. 

From the article:

“These young students contacted me a week ago asking would I run for president and I responded to them saying, ‘Do you realize how old I am?’” Gravel told The Washington Post. “I’ll be 89 years old in May, so it’s preposterous to think that I could serve as president.”

It took some convincing, but Gravel was ultimately persuaded by a three-page strategy memo that the students drafted and their assurance that they would handle all of the day-to-day work of the campaign. Their ultimate goal wasn’t to win the election but rather to qualify him for the Democratic debates, so that he could use that platform to “issue a critique of American militarism, plutocracy, and inaction on climate,” as his newly-created website states.

“These people weren’t just whistling Dixie,” Gravel said. “They were well-grounded.”

Managing the campaign are David Oks, 17, and Henry Williams, 18. Elijah Emery, 18, handles the finances.

[spacepsychologist]

Incredible…

[argumate]

hand clasp meme: 18 year olds, 88 year old, issuing acerbic critiques of American imperialism and war crimes

[thexfiles]

i think chris fleming understands what it means to be human more than anyone else 

[thexfiles]

when chris fleming said “a man is someone who goes full ‘streetcar named desire’ at 2 pm in a bertuccis’” gender theorists everywhere should’ve just given up

[tsunflowers]

red cross questions before you give blood are like

do you have the bubonic plague (also known as the black death)

were you a member of an Armenian monkey juggling troupe between the years of 1985 and 1997

have you ever even SEEN a gay man

[foulserpent]

im so tired of this life. i want to be a roomba. i want knives taped to me. and i want to be set loose.

[joshpeck]

​the energy of this post is dark and mysterious

[farcryfromhere-moved]

[tuatexts]

tua/the hargreeves as club penguin memes

Reginald:

Luther:

Diego:

Also Diego, probably:

Allison:

Klaus:

Five:

Ben:

Vanya:

[givemeunicorns]

I’m watching Tidying Up, and why did no one tell me that this sweet, delightful woman so pointedly drags straight men for complaining about the mess while not really helping their wives with like anything??? The small cock of her head when she looks them in the eye and asks “you don’t help?” in the sweet voice and you see the fear of god behind their eyes. It fuels me. 

[memehumor]

[repost-this-image]

this wins