I think that some people tend to forget the fact that j@n van eck tried to cure wylans dyslexia with HYPNOTISM. Like a chill ran down my spine when I read that. Like are we kidding?!?!! van eck when i catch you
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I think that some people tend to forget the fact that j@n van eck tried to cure wylans dyslexia with HYPNOTISM. Like a chill ran down my spine when I read that. Like are we kidding?!?!! van eck when i catch you
I also agree with the people who say that Kaz is both a cat and a dog person. But his two og associates, Inej and Jesper, are heavily divided on the cat vs dog topic.
So one day, as Kaz is scribbling numbers away on his papers, Inej is seated on his window, Jesper is seated on the chair across from Kaz, and they have a conversation that goes like this...
Inej: What a cute kitty! Do you see, Jes? Look at the way it walks on that fence
Kaz: *flicks his eyes at her but remains silent*
Jesper: *snorts* come on, 'Nej, obviously dogs are better
Inej: *offended* dogs are cool, but they never beat cats, you have no idea how intelligent cats are
Jesper: cats are mean and hissy, one can at least have fun with dogs, right Kaz?
Kaz: *absentmindedly* they're useful
Inej: *scrunches her face* well, you aren't required to do so much for cats, they are independant and manage themselves perfectly, they're also great for mice control, don't you think we should get one Kaz?
Kaz: *lifts his gaze to her* you make some solid points, Wraith
Jesper: but, Kaz, you just said that dogs are useful, they could be trained to protect the Slat, so we should get a dog
Kaz: *stares at the wall and blinks into the abyss*
Inej: and then have them bark loudly enough to inform the entire neighborhood and make us twice as visible to enemies?
Jesper: and what of the cat? Have it leap around and knock shit off the shelves?
Inej: it won't once it develops a routine
Jesper: a dog won't when it develops a routine too
Inej: Kaz, you pick, cat or dog? Cat right?
Jesper: No, Kaz, dog! Pick dog!
Inej: he will pick cats, just you see, he would like their personality more
Jesper: no he won't, he'll pick dogs because they are better trained!
*both stare expectantly at Kaz who continues staring at the wall*
Kaz: both have their merit
Kaz: ...
Kaz: although, Inej does have a point about mice control and quietness
Jesper: EXCUSE ME!!??
Inej: *smirks triumphantly*
Wylan isn’t a fan of kissing anywhere but private so now he and Jesper have a secret handshake. Which looks WAY more stupid and embarrassing but they never lose one.
i find it so funny and endearing that jesper loves lying but is bad at it and wylan hates lying but is good at it
turned a convo between me and my friend into a wesper text post
ohhh the sweet irony of jan van eck being made to look like he’s gone completely mad and is no longer capable of making mentally sound decisions in front of the merchant council when that’s exactly what he sent marya to st hilde for
Jesper: If we’re ever in a situation where we’re both doing math in our heads, Im just pretending. Its all on you
i like to think there was a moment during their first couple of weeks knowing each other when kaz made a crude joke in his office and looked to inej for approval but she was still learning kerch and didn’t get it yet so he took the time to explain it to her and got a little flustered and was all like “it’s funny, right? it’s funny? say it’s funny” and in her head she was like damn yeah i guess this loser isn’t so scary after all and also now i have a stupid crush on him
The crows’ scene in rule of wolves is so funny cuz it goes like this
Kaz: guys, I got a job for you Wesper: no Kaz: is for Inej Wesper: yes
(Yes, I’ve read two books to have a total of like five more pages with the crows in them leave me alone)
((Yeah, I’m ignoring that Nina’s a protagonist there cuz she’s not with the gang and I miss their dynamics))
Kaz “touch me and you die” Brekker really transcends the game
kaz brekker and the art of insults ˖᯽ ݁˖· ─
hc that because kaz spent his teenage years in the barrel surrounded by thugs and criminals, swear words have lost all meaning/impact to him, so he'll often swear at the crows when he's not being serious. he'll easily call someone a shithead, twat, motherfucker. or equally he's quick to tell them to fuck off, go kill themselves, et cetera.
but when kaz is really pissed off, not once does he resort to swearing. instead he comes up with the most mild, childish ways imaginable of displaying his anger: "what a silly little man," "you're a pathetic human being," "you know what? you're actually a full-blown melt."
it's the silliest thing ever, and the crows egg him on every single time because it only makes him more pissed off.
"HE DID NOT JUST SAY THAT!!" when kaz calls matthias a spoon.
"BY THE SAINTS, HE WENT THERE? HE ACTUALLY WENT THERE?" when kaz spends 10 whole seconds coming up with an insult for jesper, only to land on 'stupid idiot.'
tl;dr, kaz insults people the way a british person does because he's british because i'm british and projecting ^^
a darker shore pinterest board ˖᯽ ݁˖· ─
"oh, will wonders ever cease? blessed be the mystery of love."
this is genuinely one of my favourite boards i've ever made
finding Nina's interpretation by fandom is still making her look thin. LIKE, she's curvy sure, but she is still a cury thin woman.
Please please draw her with double chins and fat on arms and legs and belly rolls those are like Very Prominent with fat people and I swear she'd look a lot nicer and accurate like that
okay but the other day i realised that the scene in soc during the ice court heist when matthias sees brum coming and intercepts and pretends to play nice with him and puts nina in the cell only to double cross brum bc he was protecting nina all along perfectly mirrors the beginning of helnik's story when nina put matthias in hellgate trying to protect him from the ravkan soldiers. my heart 😭
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