[problemnyatic]

The high's starting to wear off. Someone shoot another billionaire CEO

[number1girl]

me at the job i begged god for

[c3rvida3]

I wish rainbow trout flew around in the skies so I could release them like doves at my wedding.

[bitchycode]

January was a tough year but we made it

[twunkish-cleric]

Learning languages is SO FUN right up until you need to learn conjugation and then suddenly it turns sour real fucking fast

[glowcowboy]

“what have you been up to lately?” i don’t leave the house

[scientia-rex]

My greatest tragedy is that I literally always want a nap, right up until ten pm, when I feel utterly alive and electrified.

[autumnleavesrevisitedd]

i need to look like a man so i can dress like a woman

[autumnleavesrevisitedd]

this got seven notes in like seven seconds its a hit with the faggots in my phone

[lacefuneral]

gender non-conforming people we are all holding hands in this chilis tonight

[whatsdifferentincanada]

[dykeofhearts]

[bl4ckbox]

[chamacafeahorrible]

she let me hit because of my incomprehensible thought processes and skittish prey animal demeanor

[shanewright]

[ruins-and-rewritez]

I love it when there's a couple but then there's a third guy who's also there and he's part of it but not like romantically he's just a part of the couple but like....platonically

[raytoroapologist]

ever since i was a little girl ive always been a boy

[junglejim4322]

Being an adult will having you freezing foods you didn’t even think were possible to freeze

[4x01]

you don’t like country/folk/americana? you don’t like the soulful lamenting and colorful storytelling of poor workers and immigrants of the past? banjo banjo🪕?

[honeyviscera]

showering:

pros: you get to feel clean. you get non greasy hair, non oily feeling skin, it just in general makes you feel better, more energised, refreshed.

cons: there are so many steps. oh my god are there so many steps. before getting into the shower there are steps. during the shower there are steps. and once youve gotten out of the shower? guess what!!! more fucking steps!!!!!!!! UGHHHH

[th3t0w3r-deactivated20240220]

I think if ladies gave me a chance they'd discover that I'm not just an awkward strange guy, but also a highly neurotic basket case whose hangups make him very difficult to deal with in a romantic context