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It's sad at the end of May seeing people reblog the "here it comes!" Pride logos post. You didn't notice that brands have decided it is no longer safe to openly support LGBT rights. The past 2 years have shown a dramatic decline in corporate sponsorship of Pride. And no, we don't care about the corporations, but you should care that they think the general public will oppose their support of LGBT rights. Anyway pay attention. The logos didn't change for Pride. It's bad.
now im not one to encourage misinformation. and the new google ai thing is apparently just going off of seemingly random internet results for queries. that being said. the best way to tell if a loaf of bread is finished is to stick your dick in it. are you hearing me? the best way to tell a loaf of bread is finished IS TO STICK YOUR DICK IN IT. I SAID THE BEST WAY TO TELL A LOAF OF BREAD IS FINISHED IS TO STICK YOUR DICK IN IT.
I CAN CONFIRM THIS IS THE BEST WAY.
One thing that pisses me off is people seeing fish in aquariums (the establishments, not home aquariums) and being like “It’s so sad because the ocean is so big and the tank is so small and they’ll never know freedom blah blah blah-“ I’m not talking about sharks and marine mammals here but the majority of fish are not at all bothered by being in an aquarium instead of the open ocean. Like, I personally would love to be a little clown fish in one of those big reef tanks. Fed regularly. Whole team of people monitoring my health and well-being. No predators. Medicated if I show signs of illness. Aquarium fish have cushy gigs in comparison to their wild companions.
I saw someone say this about a blue lobster that was wild caught and brought to an aquarium. Like dude. It’s a lobster. They’re solitary sedentary creatures. They live in little crevices and they don’t move from them often. They abhor other creatures. Also, this lobster is distinctly bad at being a lobster because it is bright neon blue. I don’t think he’s yearning for the open sea. He’s probably yearning for his next mussel. Which is, coincidentally, the same thing he’d be doing if he wasn’t in an aquarium.
Once when I worked at an aquarium in the Pacific North West a visitor stopped me to talk about how sad she was to see all these animals in tanks. (This is surprisingly common from visitors.) She mentioned the sunflower sea stars (Pycnopodia helianthoides) in particular. They were her favorite, and she used to see them all the time while diving locally and suddenly there were none, but we had them and that just didn't seem right.
We ended up having a lengthy conversation about how a disease, sea star wasting syndrome (SSWS), decimated the wild populations of that species and many sea stars a few years prior and how that aquarium was actually one of the few in the country exhibiting Pycnopodia that didn't lose their entire population to the disease. We talked about some of the research that was happening to help protect them and she started to feel a little better. She wanted to feel like it was okay for her to visit the aquarium and that she wasn't just staring at caged animals.
Pycnopodia are now listed as critically endangered. They are a keystone species in their environment and SSWS is estimated to have killed 90% of the wild population. Without them, the shores of the entire west coast have changed. Now, ten years later, that same aquarium was the first to establish a successful treatment for the disease. Before that, most aquariums had the protocol to remove symptomatic animal and generally had to euthanize them because nothing could be done. Within a matter of days, they were completely melted. Now, there is a treatment. It's not a cure, but there's hope that something can be done. That same aquarium is also part of efforts to work towards reintroducing Pycnopodia to the wild to help restore the ecosystems.
People have started to understand that zoos work in conservation and education, but aquariums do, too. We talk about the California condor and black footed ferret as success stories and Panamanian golden frogs and rhinos as works in progress, but aquariums are doing that same kind of work! There are coral conservation labs, efforts to reintroduce wild animals and remove invasives (looking at you, Florida), housing of non-releasable marine mammals, research into new medical procedures and treatments, and breeding of endangered species. The fish (and inverts!) in aquariums have an easy life, and might even be part of something so much bigger.
This is your permission to feel good about visiting reputable aquariums! Enjoy looking at the pretty, and not so pretty, fish (and inverts! please give the little sea bugs some love), and know that your admission is helping to keep them healthy and well cared for, and might even lead to something that can change the world.
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Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"
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Thanks for the tag @fromagony. Here’s my attempt…
Tagging @rainhalydia @fineosaur @lemndrps @luna13e-blog @st-clements-steps @theapocryphaofantares @siriuslythatbitch @ybbag777 @just-like-that-butmakeitgay
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Thank you @salty-wench for the tag! I'm tagging anyone who wants to do it and @remuslupininskirts and @stars-a-n-d-scars because I am curious
Thank youuuu <33
they do not have my hair type really and its like faded at the front from being died but ig what can you do ahahah
@oddbrainedtboy @louisthiccsexyglitteryass @fallenangelsrollthedice @lady-silkwing @st-clements-steps @the-sun-is-also-a-star
Thank you for the tag <3<3<3
Tagging @bluestrawberry7 @ultimatebottom69 @mx-misty-eyed @justanangryduck and anyone else who wants to join!
Thanks hunn <3333
Tagging @wormieapple @dont-open-dead-inside-25 @luckshiptoshore
oh fun thank u!!!
it’s close enough,,
tagging @strawbsandkisses @sampilled & @bughangout
omg cute!! thank u for tagging me <3
as close as i’m gonna get lol :D
no pressure tagging @raethethey @bloodydeanwinchester @ooey-gooey-angel @annalini-linez @castielsprostate @filmniorcastiel @trannydean
and anyone else who wants to join!! mwah <3
Thank you for the tag!!! 🥰
Hopefully me as long as dying my hair red is successful 💕
No pressure tags!! @sofloodmelikeatlantic @crooner-deans-walkman @denimshortsdean @misha-69innit @beachghoulz + anyone else who wants to do this!!
Thank you Dean my beloved - good luck with your hair!! I can't believe they're sending me to jail for trendy jo harvelle impersonation this is unbelievable
tagging @deansotherotherphone @deanstits @casboobs @castiddies @destielcorecore and @cowboy-lurking!
thanks for the tag rach <33
tagging @devvyn @filmniorcastiel @deqncas @undeadcas @ooey-gooey-angel (if you’d like to & sorry if any of have already done this)
ty for the tag!<3
tagging @casboobs, @destielhands, @monscrow, @castrotophic, @energeticwarrior, @horrorcas (no pressure, and im sorry if you've already done it)
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tagging @babyblue-mind @bondnamesthejames @laprasboat and anyone else who wants to!!
thanks for the tag! i think this one was my favorite on so far, it's so cute
gonna tag @phantrashcan @wildgorgeousthing @flamingheretic @tarotfiend and anyone else who'd like to participate :3
omg! thank yeww sm for tagging!!
to continue i’ll tag @energeticwarrior @jpgghowell @dnphobic @danscl1t @transranp0 @x0ratwithafunbowtie0x and whoever else wants to keep the chain going too!
thankkkk you for tagging me!!! <3
here's meeee!! :3 and i will tag @leo-thebest @sw33t-t00th-4u
@manton-effect or anyone can do it!!
This is the most powerful call to ratio I've ever seen. It's like she's performing an incantation.
“NO!….RATIO!!!”
Honestly obsessed with her
Absolutely based
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After the news of OFMD being canceled, I literally sobbed so PLEASE IF YOU CAN sign the petition! It really does help!
*raises a glass* to the queers without a new years kiss tonight
2024 MANDATE
Do NOT. Do not. DO NOT buy fake leather
Pirate everything. Burn cds. Fight the cloud
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Tip food service workers crazy style
Smile at yr bus driver
Wear more eyeliner
Read superhero comic books
Paint more blood and gore
See saw xi in theaters
DIY OR DIE
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Tell people you love them
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Remember that you
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Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Preview of Sam Long’s story, drawn by the amazing Cynthia Yuan Cheng! (@cynthiaycheng, cynthiaycheng.com)
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Exclusive to Kickstarter - the limited Hardcover edition of the "Becoming Who We Are" anthology.
Hey this looks really awesome but there are 5 days left and it still needs quite a bit of funding to hit the goal. Spread the word, signal boost, I want my books! There are tiers specifically for libraries and retailers as well, so especially share with any librarians or bookshop owners you know!
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im sorry i literally cannot get this out of my head since last night
this is for you melinda 😔 ✊i hope you like it 🥺🎵they ought to teach 🧑🏫 this in school 🧐its not ❌ always cool 🥶 to be cool 😎what⁉️ (what❓)they 🫵 try to play 🎲 you for a fool 🥴like 💭 you see a girl whos unique 😲 its a treat 😃 cause shes sweet 🙂and she always seems to knock 💥 you off your feet ☺️you wanna say hey 👋 but you dont 🙁 (you dont 🙍♂️)your mom says tell her how you feel 🤒 but you wont 🙅♂️cause youre just too cool 🧊 to tell her truly ✅that your feelings are gettin unruly 💢 dont try and school me 🚫so she passes you by 🚶♀️ in the hall wayyoure staring at the wall 👁️👁️ tryina play 🤾♂️ while i sayyeah youre cool 😏 (what❓ 😨)really cool 🥶 just like ice ❄️ (ice❗)but you did nt real ize you never 😔 get this chance twice 2️⃣so youre busy playing cool now shes gone 😢 (shes gone 😩)gone unto a nother 🧍♂️ while i sing my funky song 🎶 i never passed up the chance 🤬i know this story 📖 seems long 😴 but when i know 🤔 the time 🕰️ is right for me 🤙 and you 🫵 i justflame on 🔥 flame on 🎆and on 👆 and on 👆 and on 👆 (flame on 🔥 flame on💥) (yeah 👊)flame on 😱 and on 😤 and on 🥵 and on 🥵 and on 🥵flame on 🔥 (i just flame on 😔 👊)🎵keep calm 🧘♂️ everyone 🫡don't panic 🗯️FLAME ON 👿w… ww whats happenin 😨we're sinking‼️ 👇into the center 🔥 of the earth 🌎
What the fuck is this shit? I always assumed circus peanuts were actual peanuts. What am I looking at.
it's sort of a hard foam that tastes like ground-up couch cushions from grandma's house
These fucking things I swear to god.
FUCK ORTHODONTISTS AND DENTISTS THEY ARE LIKE WORSE TOOTH FAIRYS
I just.. feel so sad for Stede. He's finally a good captain, who can protect his crew, who is loved by them, chosen by them. He's reunited with the man he loves, who agrees with him that they can create something real. He had good sex and made love for the first time in his life with someone who actually wanted it.
And the day after his crew is leaving him, his love decides that the night before (and potentially their entire relationship) is a mistake and his newly found status as decent captain is totally gone.
Like. How is Izzy Hands the only fixed point in his life wtf
And the worst thing is, he's still gonna try and help, save everyone else.
Like. How is Izzy
Hands the only fixed point in
his life wtf
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
do orthodontists and dentists ever fight each other? like they just bite at each other with their teeth.
