It me.

Just some random girl. Why are you even on this blog?

[becausebirds]

[stubbornseedling]

Among the smartest and longest lived animals we can ever hope to interact with and it was willing to learn this stupid trick to amuse its human friend.

Thank you patient bird.

[sulasaferoom]

@linguastrata @boiakk

[jakface]

it’s mchanzo

right

[asagaowithoutcontext]

How many guns was he holding????

[xcoldashes]

21.

ONE TWENTY-ONE GUUUUUUNS

[austin-n-oli]

SIGNAL BOOST

This isn’t my usual post but a friend of mine found this poor pupper at a gas station and the attendant said he was dumped there 2 days prior to her showing up. Nobody had given him food or water for 2 days, not even the employees at the gas station. She immediately picked him up, and has tirelessly been searching for fosters, shelters to take him in, and adopters. All the rescue groups and no kill shelters she has spoken to are MAXED OUT IN CAPACITY. She’s been denied everywhere. She is also at full capacity in her own home, and is quickly running out of options. She has started this campaign hoping to receive donations to get him vetted, fixed, boarded and possibly trained to make him a more wanted dog. Anything is greatly appreciated, please don’t let this poor pupper go unhelped or to a place where he will be euthanized. Anything at all helps, if you yourself can’t donate please reblog and share this as many places as you can. And for anyone who may live in the League City area, this pup needs a forever home, please feel free to reach out to me with any questions! 

[wormfarm-moved]

hey guys i hate to do this but my mom really needs some help right now. my mom, my dad, and i are all working but we still can’t afford my mom’s chemo. it breaks my heart to see her sick and i’m selling pressed flower pendant necklaces to try and raise money for my mom’s treatment.

my mom has been through two abusive husbands, the abduction of her son, and multiple hate crimes, but shes STILL the strongest person i know. even when she’t at her sickest, she still makes us breakfast in the mornings and does everything she can for us. if there’s anyone that i know that deserves help right now, its her.

all of the necklaces pictured here are for sale. my prices will be very flexible, so just message me if you’re interested in purchasing any of these.

even if you can’t buy something, please reblog

edit: my shop is set up at orvix.storenvy.com!!

[wormfarm-moved]

update: my mom just lost her job. please please please keep reblogging this.

[quinniehere]

Help these people.

[bands-and-random-stuff-inactive]

Warning

Some evil people are spamming dog-related tags with pictures of dead/horribly injured dogs right now. 

If you are sensitive with, get triggered by, get panic attacks from seeing such pictures, please stay away from tags like “dog”, “puppy”, “dogkin”. Please be careful. 

If you don’t, please consider going into those tags and report those people! (You can report them for “This content is gross or hateful” - “Gore”) However, only consider this if seeing such things doesn’t affect your mental health negatively. 

[xcoldashes]

Thank you! I can't stand seeing animal abuse and I sometimes even start crying. Thank you so much for the warning. ❤

[nicejewishguy]

Wtf is sephora

It sounds scary

[starcades]

isn’t that the guy with the long white hair from final fantasy

[venatus]

no your thinking of sephiroth, a sephora is an angel belonging to the highest order of angels

[punlich]

No you’re thinking of a Seraph

A sephora is a second year college or high school student

[one-eyed-pom]

No, you’re thinking of sophomore. A sephora is when you use your phone to take a picture of yourself.

[lethalneuroses]

no, you’re thinking of a selfie. a sephora is a calm breeze.

[waffle-sorter]

No, you’re thinking of a zephyr. A sephora is one of those Greek vases with the two handles and the pictures.

[leeshajoy]

You’re thinking of an amphora. Sephora is the web browser you have to use on iOS devices.

[animatedamerican]

You’re thinking of Safari.  Sephora is an informal term for the seven-week period of counting the days between Pesach and Shavuot in the Jewish calendar.

[hhertzof]

You’re thinking of Sefiras. Sephora is a bright blue gemstone best known for combining with Ruby to create Garnet and lead the Crystal Gems, training Pokemon, and/or assisting Steel to fight against time’s intrusions into our realm.

[rareandradiant-maiden]

No, you’re thinking of sapphire. Sephora is actually a part of a flower; it protects the flower in bud and supports the petals in bloom.

[jewishdragon]

No, you’re thinking of sepal. Sephora is the wife of Moses, who lead the Israelites people out of Egypt. 

[osheamobile]

No, you’re thinking of Tzipporah. Sephora was an ancient Greek poet who inspired a lot of lady-lovin’.

[jeremywhitley]

No, you’re thinking of Sappho.

Sephora is the youngest of the five Marx brothers.

[strontiumlullaby]

You’re thinking of Zeppo. Sephora is the method of communicating from ship to ship via flags.

[xcoldashes]

So my friend wanted me to paint the That’s the Spirit umbrella with a galaxy themed palette. Even though I’m not too experienced with gouache paints, I still had a lot of fun experimenting with the colors and water. I’m quite happy with the outcome. ☔ Also, while painting I accidentally splattered my white walls with paint (I got most of it off though) and got a nosebleed. That was fun.

[sandandglass]

[xcoldashes]

It's a jimburrito! Okay, so I'm not used to using paintbrushes so sorry that it looks kind of... bad. But I still had so much fun painting @jimmywhetzel in a burrito.

[xcoldashes]

And here's the improved version of Hana holding Mr Bunny. I finished it during @yungtown 's stream and OMFG I struggled so much with the pens cause they were bleeding all over the place. Now the coloring looks kinda messy but whatever. Also the lighting is shit, I know. It's 1am so it's pretty dark. Btw Luke I really enjoyed your stream! Keep being awesome 👍

[xcoldashes]

A rather rough sketch of Hana holding Mr Bunny. I’m surprised that I managed to make such a cute sketch 🐰

[xcoldashes]

@didyouknowshaning take your silly straws to the next level

[didyouknowshaning]

You just went and changed the game.

[xcoldashes]

I want to see these on your next stream.

[xcoldashes]

Why is a butt following me

[xcoldashes]

@didyouknowshaning take your silly straws to the next level

[nullendvoid-deactivated20210922]

hey it’s jommy

[spacehamsterg]

hey jom it me jeef.

[nullendvoid-deactivated20210922]

how u do jeef

[spacehamsterg]

gud.

[nullendvoid-deactivated20210922]

im so glad

[didyouknowshaning]

hey guys it shn wat did i mis

[nullendvoid-deactivated20210922]

i goed too space

[xcoldashes]

Look at what I just found 😎 welp, I'm not sleeping today