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Dead by Daylight | Brenda Meeks (Scary Movie)

Can’t WAIT to throw hands with the killers

Imagine playing as The Spirit with all your Japanese ghost girl powers and everything and the first survivor you meet is Brenda fucking Meeks

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I’M SCREAMING AT THIS ASDFGHJKLZX

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This ain’t even fair to the killers 😂😂😂😂😂

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whoever is running the sparknotes twitter account needs a raise

phdbff

mindfulwrath

honestly “i’ll do whatever you want” “then perish” is the single most powerful exchange possible in the english language and it’s from some bizarre “hewwo” obama rp

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And there was that other post where someone dreamt that Obama said “violence for violence is the rule of beasts” like what is it about Obama that makes people come up with such raw fucking dialogue for him

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my mother had a dream where he lived in the forest and she had a cigarette with him and he said “to become god is the loneliest achievement of them all” and put it out and walked into the mist and i’ve never fucking forgotten that

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lotrlocked

Reboot this post to be blessed with dream Obama’s wisdom

irisowl

So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized

Dr. Robert Evans

I looked it up

My dentist is Captain America’s dad

ryblogs

omfg

adhduck

i like how he said he’s in the movie as if he’s an extra and not the main character and also crhis fucking evans

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Why tiptoe into hell when you can backflip into a cannonball. I like Mackenzie’s style.

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HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

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the first post ever on tumblr

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I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

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WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

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reblog this because it shows up every blue moon

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I FOUND IT ✊

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I WAS SO SCARED IT WOULDNT BE THE ORIGINAL

blairisbae

Who first posted this?

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I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO END WITH A MEME OR SOME SHIT NO IT’S THE REAL ONE OH MY GOD

amberdamnn

Wishing I’ll do well on my finals ✨

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notsafef0rtwerk

Excuse me, 911, i just witnessed a murder

nvclearbomb

Oh my god. Why did they have to go in like that

eggtrolls

god I’m absolutely going to hell I’m sorry guys

I was at my friend’s engagement party yesterday and everyone was about to do cheers with these nasty ass shots of blue tequila but I don’t drink and I especially do not drink tequila, blue or otherwise, so I grabbed a piece of bread from the basket on the table and just tapped it against people’s glasses like it was a legitimate beverage instead of a wheat byproduct

and one of my friends was like ‘ho what in god’s name are you doing’

and I didn’t know how to say I would rather slice off my own foot than drink tequila so I just held my bread up and said ‘I’m toasting’

and in that moment I felt my soul descend directly into the eighteenth circle of hell