*Vaguely Excited Murmuring*

Kaiden || 22 || Professional Trash™      l'm a general nerd in my spare time. I have nothing to add to this really, I just like to reblog things! If you need me to tag anything or just want to talk, feel free to message me!

[hexane-harpy]

This^^^

[marithlizard]

This! 

[piroco]

AO3 offer a comfortable, no payment, ad-free service in exchange for donations specifically to KEEP THE WEBPAGE UP AND RUNNING and people still complain?!

[funnytwittertweets]

[spacemancharisma]

hey if you’re stuck being in church this sunday here’s a reminder that it’s completely free to think about gay sex and no one can tell. the government doesn’t want you to know this but jesus thinks it’s totally cool

[spacemancharisma]

THANKS FOR BEING FUNNIER THAN ME

[43988343934-deactivated20191118]

the option in da2 where you can defer to fenris is so funny you literally say “fenris, make him talk” its literally “fenris, kill this clown” and then he does the magical fisting thing 

[merrilldidnothingwrong]

and hes so happy about it

[moss-wizard]

What a year this week has been.

[we-dont-matteratall]

It’s Monday.

[jacuwi]

It sure as hell is.

[actualaster]

The earlier in the day Monday you reblog the funnier this gets

[prokopetz]

I suppose it’s a testament to Tolkien’s economy of language that the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy – interminable preamble and endless appendices and all – has a smaller total page count than the individual books of your average modern doorstopper fantasy series, yet manages to pack in such a high density of worldbuilding detail that reading it feels like it takes about a thousand years.

[prokopetz]

(For those expressing incredulity at the idea of Tolkien being an economical storyteller, one must understand that the ability to communicate a great deal of information very efficiently is a totally separate skill from the ability to get to the damn point.)

[picazos-angsty-typist-deactivat]

The day I found out the Twilight series has a higher word count (587,246 words across four books) than LotR (481,103 words across three books) was a dark day.

[picazos-angsty-typist-deactivat]

#thanks I wish I didn’t know this#it’s not the word count that matters it’s the Information Density#physically twilight might be longer#but it’s the lettuce of fiction#lotr is like being hit in the face by a produce truck 

THANK YOU FOR THESE TAGS

[theverymodelofascientistsalarian]

Me looking for all the Mass Effect writers

[citadelsushi]

Yo! Let me try to help by reblogging and also listing (in no particular order) some writers below:

@pigeontheoneandonly @swaps55 @natsora @shadoedseptmbr @rpgwrites @orangeflavoryawp @bardofheartdive @maxrev @bagog @infiltraitor-n7

Other folks please give recommendations!

[maxrev]

*flails* thank you for the rec!!!

So, in no particular order…@nightmarestudio606, @mareel, @theoriginalladya, @humblydefiant, @laelior, @arkesstuff

[theoriginalladya]

*blushes* Thank you @maxrev!

Here are a few more, no particular order! @mallaidhsomo @ghostxofxartemis @iberiandoctor @threewhiskeylunch @hunnybadgerv

[shadoedseptmbr]

Wow, thanks for the rec! So many good writers, let me toss in some more. @ferociousqueak @arandomfactoid @nug-juggler @sinvraal @faejilly

[swaps55]

Oooooh, thanks! There’s some repeats on this list, but if there are particular pairings you’re into, here you go (tried to stick to active writers): 

mShenko

@makoparkingonly @mallaidhsomo @theoriginalladya @nightmarestudio606​, @maxrev , me.

Shenko

@citadelsushi @shadoedseptmbr @pigeontheoneandonly @rpgwrites @ljandersen 

Shakarian

@nug-juggler @dearophelia

fShiara

@n0rmandysr1​

Shoker

@spaced0lphin @shadesofmauve​

Folks who write rarepairs and/or all kinds of awesome stuff: 

@dr-ladybird @bronzeagelove @barbex @autodiscothings​

And a ton of people I am going to feel terrible about forgetting the moment I hit post!!!

[rpgwrites]

Thank you @citadelsushi and @swaps55

Here are some more awesome people: @ripley95, @ljandersen, @natsora, @wickedwitchofthewilds, @xenowriter and @shifty-looking-sheep

[jeannedarcprice]

Adding myself and @jupiter235, @shotce, @obvidalous @natsora @ellebeedarling @garrus-vakarus

[postplus-protest]

POST PLUS IS COMING, WHETHER YOU WANT IT OR NOT!

Despite the fancy survey, changes to the UI and TOS reveal we’re getting the service in the future whether we want it or not. Obviously, Post+ is a terrible idea that is trying to bank revenue on user content. Unlike patreon or onlyfans, tumblr’s primary focus is on FAN content. The legality of this is NOT in the users favor and as the new tumblr TOS states, said users will be entirely liable for whatever legal matters arise.

SO WHAT ARE WE DOING?

Besides filling out the survey, it’s time to show tumblr we mean business and show our displeasure by hitting them where it hurts.

Ad revenue.

We’re proposing a 24 hour log off as phase one of this protest.

WHEN IS THE PROTEST?

AUGUST 6th, 2021        12 am Eastern Time (US)          5 am Greenwich Mean Time          6 am Central European Time          8 am Moscow Standard Time          1 pm Australian Western Time          2 pm Japan Standard Time          3:30 pm Australian Central Time          4 pm Australian Eastern Time AUGUST 5th, 2021          11 pm Mountain Time (US)            9 pm Pacific Time (US)

THE END TIME IS 24 HOURS FROM START TIME!!!

So no posting, no queues, no likes, and no reblogs!

WHAT IF I CAN’T/WHAT ELSE CAN I DO?

Like this post and share it AS MANY TIMES AS POSSIBLE. Use the hashtags #tumblrlogoff2021 or #postplusprotest on ANY and ALL social media.

WILL THIS WORK?

Maybe, maybe not. It’s an attempt at doing SOMETHING.

[goore-whore-deactivated20250316]

@rat-on-fire your time has come my friend

[livingthroughliteracy]

@one-time-i-dreamt please spread this

[brambleghostart]

Loki is as queer as Disney’s ever been — that’s just math

Now make all of the Lokis kiss

The last line of this article hit me like a brick.

The whole thing is a good read but that line in particular really hit so good.

[khaleesi]

In honor of Lord Byron’s birthday I would like to remind you all of the time that Shelley and Keats, having not heard from him for some time, became concerned for his safety and it was determined that Shelley would go looking for him. Keats received a letter some time later that Shelley had found him in Venice, where he’d been having so much sex that he’d nearly died from malnourishment and dehydration. Keats’ entire response amounted to essentially, “You should probably have let him.”

[friendlyfrankenstein]

“I found him, he’s in a gutter.” “Well go put him back”

[ansonmount]

#jeff bezos’ flying d*ck AUSTIN POWERS: THE SPY WHO SHAGGED ME (1999) — feat. Blue Origin’s “New Shepard 4”

[qqueenofhades]

Okay, but:

If this man doesn’t look exactly like an Austin Powers supervillain in his giant flying penis, I don’t know what does.

[yuhengwanye]

[infinitevariety]

[guerrillatech]

[tamamita]

[adhdcognizant-deactivated202110]

🙂🙃

[dni1177889-deactivated20230219]

hot girl moment

[jaubaius]

I love you too.

“Scrappy baby.” “screppy.” “Scrappy Baby.” “screppy beeb.” “Scrappy BABY.” “screppy BABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABY”

Source:https://www.reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/comments/fx4d0a/scrappy_b_a_b_y/

[vwhoops]

This would be an incredibly cursed animal to let out into the wild. Imagine hearing this while camping.

[bunjywunjy]

holy fuck that is NOT the voice I was expecting to hear come out of a bird that small

[brightlotusmoon]

I FUCKING CACKLED.

[dongcroncher]

"C'mon Olympians it's bedtime, time to go to your anti fuck beds!"

[freckledsweetpea]

wtf is the "weight of one person"?

they're acting like some of the athletes aren't 95lbs and others 300lbs+

[juani-momo]

Yeah, you bring a good point. I know weighlifters and other fat athletes get treated like shit on the daily, but this is excessive

[jjbeka-deactivated20210812]

this is completely fake btw. these beds are intended to be recyclable and can hold up to 440lbs/200kg. there are no reputable outlets reporting on this “anti-sex” beds and the only ones that do are citing the tweet above. here’s another article disproving it like yes fat athletes get treated like shit and it’s important we talk about it but this whole anti sex bed thing is 100% untrue lol