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alexbam

french-verbz

Well now I can correctly moonwalk away from uncomfortable situations

timecouldnever

Because everyone deserves to know how to do a mean moonwalk.

whosfuckingbad

guYS THIS IS IMPORTANT

bisexuanal

I definitely reblogged this sitting down not getting up to do the moonwalk at all

sassyshoulderangel319

Pretty sure I drove through Night Vale on my way home tonight.

“We invite the children of same-sex couples to listen,” said the radio announcer. “We invite the children of different-sex couples to listen. We do NOT invite the Children of the Corn to listen.”

“Not that there’s anything wrong with that,” a different voice cut in. “Some of our best friends are…” *realized what he was saying was ridiculous* “… corn.”

hotvampireadjacent

that’s just how living in the mid west be

bullied

somecutething

A gentle old man 👴🏼

millerbenny-moved

funny how as a society we are so quick to consume the fine arts (we love music, film, art, etc.) but treat those pursuing the fine arts in college/university/school/etc. poorly and like they’re wasting their time

nutsacktorturer

sir that’s my emotional support lobster

peelingmandarins

in this house we stan dionysus!

forgotaboutdrea

#Hermes: he’s dead Dionysus you don’t actually have to do this #Dionysus [polishing his giant wooden dildo]: I made a PROMISE (x)

inkeysblog-deactivated20230409

How do Greek Myths keep suprising me

silverlupis-deactivated20210710

I feel like if ypu swear by dionysus then its a promise that will be kept

icegrillz-deactivated20191028

xspiderfanx

trickster gods having a dance-off

yt-memes

That’s alot of chaotic energy in one video

messages-from-paradox-space

i looked up the song thats playing in the background only to discover that the guy in the smiley face hoody literally wrote and recorded it this is his song

roaringstream

Shit slaps tho like that’s impressive

mrbulian

trans-mouse

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks. Literally, I’ve never been this funny in my entire goddamn life

cmyknoise

a gem, this is a god damn gem

i-will-follow-the-sun

Stewart, the 11-year old corgi, is a fan of food, not work

Greatest article I’ve ever read.

the99noice-deactivated20190110

i wouldn’t want to meet anyone else

redwinerozanova

jedijenkins

THE GOODEST COMEDIAN

zarekthelordofthefries

Not to critique evolution, but I would think orange and black stripes wouldn’t be as good for camouflage in a forest as, say, green and black would.

acceptableduraz

It turns out a lot of animals can’t see the difference between orange and green! Elephants, for instance, have dichromatic vision (two types of cones, rather than three like most humans.)

Check out this diagram from ResearchGate. It deals with the color vision of horses, who are also generally dichromatic. (I think, though I’m not sure, that zebras would have the same color vision as horses.) See how orange and green look to them?

zarekthelordofthefries

Not to critique evolution but I think prey animals should be better at telling when their predator is dressed like a traffic cone.

squeeful

It doesn’t matter what zebras see, because tigers are not native to Africa and do not naturally hunt zebra. Tigers are Asian and mostly hunt animals like deer, elk, and buffalo. These aren’t animals with great color vision. They don’t need to have it because they don’t eat fruit and so don’t need to know when the berry is ripe vs when it’s not. Good color vision is too expensive to have if you don’t need it. Deer put their vision stats in a wide field of vision that is sensitive to motion, low light capabilities, and possibly seeing UV light. They don’t have great color and lack a lot of acuity, but have a great sense of smell and good hearing. That’s way more useful if you’re prey. Deer see well in the blue end of the color spectrum and less well in the red. This makes sense because deer are most active in the dawn and dusk periods, when there is more blue in the light. Tigers are taking advantage of deer eyesight by being orange.

We see tigers are being obviously colored because tigers are fruit colored to our tree ape brains.

thelibrarina

I don’t know what the best part of this is: implying that deer chose their attributes on a character sheet, or the fact that we get to see tiger colors because they look like a snack.

authoratmidnight

Ok but like, I think you underestimate just how well they blend in when actually in the environment. Like, just using tigers as an example.

or how about a leopard?

It’s called ‘disruptive colouration’ because the markings help to break up the animal’s outline against the grasses or rocks. And the rosettes on leopards and jaguars? Sun spots shining through the trees and leaves on the ground.

And this is how hard it is to spot them WITH colour vision. Now imagine the above images but with the limited coloured mentioned above?

hecate-hollow

I’m sorry but there is not an animal in that first leopard picture

authoratmidnight

Are you, sure about that?

thecheshirecass-deactivated2018

“Tigers are fruit colored” is my new favorite phrase.

uemou-deactivated20180801

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weloveshortvideos

He actually told the time

velocicrafter

HOW did the parent not die laughing immediately!?

jhameia

OMG HE ACTUALLY TOLD THE TIME

monnichi-blog-aka-legend-of-sora

At first I was just like- why is everyone so impressed that someone knew how to read a clock?

And then I got it.

sassenach-kiss

let’s stop kidding ourselves, we all know the true otp is Jedediah and Octavius from Night At the Museum

they quote gay movies

they watch cat videos on youtube

they take selfies

I’m pretty sure they actually became canon in NatM3?

come on there’s no way you can’t ship them

oni-queen

That last gif looks like Octavius was looking for a kiss, and well Jed misunderstood completely.

velvet-apricots

Being a homosexual in Octavius’ time was perfectly acceptable, which makes this all the more funny cause I think he thinks there can be something more, but Jeb is literally clueless as hell.