It's Tuesday. I like you.

My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck. Name: Xep A/S/L: 19/M/New Home Title: Knight of Light

[weloveshortvideos]

#notrustissues

[norcani]

my goal in life is having a cat trust me this much

[iraffiruse]

[the-goddamazon-deactivingsoon-d]

This post is so important.

[pinkmika-deactivated20160701]

when ur friend leave and u have nothing to do

[orlandobloomers]

instead of sending me nudes you can send me 

pics of you smiling with ur fave stuffed animal

pics of you smiling with ur mom 

pics of plants

pics of ur dog

pics of silly lookin bugs that u find 

[officialcrow]

send me the nudes while this geek eats a flower

[isnt]

The worst part about kissing a perfect ten is the cold feeling your lips get from touching the mirror. 

[elskay-deactivated20200804]

[pickmanslovelymodel-deactivated]

also, i really want there to be more vampires and so on who, instead of speaking in a charming, cultured, but vaguely old-fashioned way because they are a 275-year-old consciousness in an undead, unaging 19-year-old body, talk in embarrassingly misapplied or outdated slang and pop culture references in a failed effort to blend in with their apparent peer group

…or who speak pretty normally most of the time, but lapse into saying stuff like “GOD’S WOUNDS, YOU CUR“ when they get upset enough

[pipistrellus]

vampires who got turned 30 years ago and still say “radical”

[skrulls]

vampires who just use WAY too much 90s slang. vampires who say “booyah” when they get too excited.

[viviornitier]

vampires who mix all slang from the past 5 centuries mercilessly within the same breath and don’t even try to stop it anymore.

[thetalentedmrwulf]

Unhand me, you egg-sucking, lily-livered, jive-talking, whackadoo. Foul villain! Cur! I bite my thumb at thee, you ugly motherfucker, so hasta la bye bye, daddy-o!

[periegesisvoid-deactivated]

My eyes are bleeding

[becausebirds]

When you’re trying to do homework but you can’t because birds

[heartsbreaklng]

I’m the birds

[wootn]

When u hold your hand out to a cat and they close their eyes and bump it with their forehead reblog if u agree

[ugetwhatuget]

Float like a butterfly ~ ;P

[grimmnir-deactivated20160215]

Public Service Announcement:  If you are not a virgin do not presume to wear a white wedding dress.  It is an honor that is earned from chastity and virtue.  Not a tradition for you to soil if you lacked the same.

[davidfosterflawless-deactivated]

what about anal? does it count

[thesnadger]

The idea that the white wedding dress is “an honor that is earned from chastity and virtue” is historically bullshit. 

In the west the white wedding dress has it’s origins in the Victorian era, specifically in the white dress Queen Victoria wore in her marriage to Prince Albert. At the time, red was the most popular color for upper-class women to wear at their wedding, and her wedding dress was sort of the contemporary version of Lady Gaga wearing some outlandish outfit to a red carpet event. (She also eschewed the ermine and crown traditional for a queen to wear, which was quite startling to many people.)

After that, a pure white dress became a fashionable way for wealthy, upper-class women to show off their money. Because a pure white dress would quickly yellow and could be ruined by a single spill or a little dirt in an era before 20th century laundering techniques, a white wedding dress was a way of saying “that’s right bitches, I’m so rich I can afford to have this beautiful, elaborate gown made for me and I’m only going to wear it once. Plus odds are good I’ll never work a day in my life or come into contact with anything that might soil it so yeah, great to be me, right?”

Connotations of spiritual purity and eventually virginity only came years later, when the idea of a “white wedding” began to appear in etiquette and housekeeping guidebooks. Even then, it was more because these qualities were associated with upper-class women rather than because the white dress was an honor earned through keeping hands off one’s genitals. Even then, most women just wore their best church dress to their wedding for quite a while. It was the image of thew white wedding dress in post WWII Hollywood movies that finally cemented it as a standard and iconic part of the culture.

Nowadays of course, the American wedding is an orgy of conspicuous consumption, and every woman regardless of her financial situation is expected to get married in a dress she’ll never wear again.

tl;dr, that tradition you’re so keen on protecting has less to do with virginity than is does with showing off big wads of cash.

[catwinchester-deactivated201901]

Poor people would traditionally wear their Sunday best to get married in. They were usually black, brown or other dark colours, because Sunday Best outfits had to last for years and be appropriate for all occasions, including funerals. 

[twotone]

Reblogged for historical debunking

[trixter]

I’m always in favor of historical debunking that also gives the middle finger to Magical Virginity.

[thegoddamnwordsmith]

@vickiannecrane Thought this might give you a smile after the discussions on wedding dress colors lately.

[cognitiveleague]

What if I’ve never slept with a man? Am I still technically a virgin for bragging about chastity as if it makes me any better than anyone else purposes, since dicks have not been involved? Does this apply only to white-whites, or am I out of luck with ivory and cream and whatnot, too?

Please advise, ordering dress soon :P

[remeshed-blog]

Gentle Creature Martin Sahlin Teaches Us To Make Yarn Buddies - remeshed.com

Martin Sahlin, creative director of Unravel, has released a new video that teaches us how to make our own Yarnys. It's really, really, really cute.

Are you ready?

Martin Sahlin, adorable human creature and creative director of the upcoming indie game Unravel, has released a new video that shows us how to make our very own Yarnys. Yarny is the protagonist of Unravel, an adorable yarn friend who traverses the wilds of Northern Scandinavia on a mission to steal my heart away. Travel no further, Yarny; you had me at hello.

The video above, which is too precious to handle, makes the project look pretty simple. All you need is yarn (duh), wire, scissors, paper clips, and pliers. You can find written instructions here.

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[cybergata]

[crushwhatsweak]

Greece is actually bankrupt up, but American’s just want to bitch about a racist flag and gun control.

[metal-queer-solid]

5 yard penalty, repeat 1st down.

[crushwhatsweak]

Football sucks and you can suck me from the back.

[metal-queer-solid]

Penalties will be assessed on the kickoff.

[zetsubonna]

This meme is completely new to me and I immediately, unironically love it.

[mooglemain]

fallacy football

[homebeccer]

Reblog with your name and the name your parents almost gave you in the tags

If you are using a name you picked yourself, use the name you went with and the name you almost went with.

[perfectgeneration]

Growing up is not about giving up video games, growing up is about having a nice apartment to play video games in

[magicalnaturetour]

The Little Foxes by sea turtle on Flickr.