life needs things to live

pat × 25+ × they/them × multifandom trash × heated rivalry has bewitched me body and soul

[aphel1on]

top tier character when "what is wrong with them" requires an answer that begins with "How much time do you have"

[iwrotemrtambourineman]

“where’s the Troy Barrett casting announcement?” “when are they saying who’s playing Harris Drover?” Okay well Jacob Tierney is obviously waiting for them to wrap up their last shifts at the Niagara Falls Rainforest Cafe and Canada’s Wonderland respectively before making the announcement

[kaidanshepards]

canon nurseydex will hit this website like an atomic bomb i fear

[flyora]

shall I add a description here?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

why r apps asking for pin codes u r NOT that important

[upset-to-dead]

Crying because Ilya takes such good care of Shane when they're having sex. Like he's just a caring and attentive sexual partner and when its Shane's first time doing something Ilya always sets the pace slow and lets Shane initiate next steps. And the way he pays attention to him constantly through the interaction, not just focusing on his own pleasure, but making sure Shane is enjoying it too. Like sure later they fuck nasty and wild, but they have that foundation of their first times being in touch and exploratory.

Like fuck dude no wonder you shits fell in love.

[feminist-space]

[johanna-swann]

[everydayconman]

The ancient texts were true… They DO have a reaction image for everything…

[valtsv]

i just know there was a weird little girl in the middle ages out there stealing snake's eggs and putting them in her family's chicken coop in the hope of hatching a basilisk

[valtsv]

god i love the internet because if i said shit like this to people irl they'd probably just stare at me blankly but when i post it online everyone in the notes reacts like this

[hateusandseeifwemind]

[pinene]

Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker

[tadeadshihamurder]

someone on reddit explained 😭

[no-one-offical]

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[desmolbean404]

That is one of the most astronomical fuck up translations I have ever seen.

[sahonithereadwolf]

And this, children, is why you can't replace translation work with AI

[depsidase]

[daytimemelatonin]

beach msby4 and beach femsby4 !! first (proper) colored hq art

found out recently that when u edit a post with a new version of your art it doesn’t update previous reblogs, and now i’m forever haunted by the fact that there are like 10 variations of my drawings out there. how am i supposed to live laugh love under these conditions

so now i’m trying to be more careful before posting, tryna wait a day or two after finishing the art so i can spot mistakes 🙂‍↕️

[pangur-and-grim]

my house is scary at night

[storyweavingspider]

Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications

[max-worm]

oblivious neil/jealous andrew but it's not just andrew who gets jealous. all the foxes see some guy flirting with neil, and every single one of them immediately starts to intervene because hey wtf you can't do that! that's neil! neil is andrew's! this cannot happen it is preposterous get away from him!!???

[animentality]

[i-am-a-fish]

after much deliberation I have completed a simple task that took me less than 10 minutes, and I'm happy to report that this time it only cost me about 3 days of dread

[ccattnipp]

Act like a ’90s anime villain power couple.

[naanviolent]