The Baphomet’s Virtual Bookshelf
Aka all of my ao3 listings w/ summaries + mood boards
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
EXPECTATIONS
Sade Olutola
sheepfilms

Love Begins
NASA
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

Product Placement
ojovivo
official daine visual archive
todays bird
Keni

tannertan36
hello vonnie
Xuebing Du

Kiana Khansmith
cherry valley forever

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The Baphomet’s Virtual Bookshelf
Aka all of my ao3 listings w/ summaries + mood boards
I started a new fic and ended up hospitalized for a ruptured cyst. My prophecy was foretold in the stars…
Blitzo Buckzo from Helluva Boss?
Does Blitzo Buckzo from Helluva Boss eat pussy?
Yes
No
Funnybunny is the only straight ship I like! It’s kinda crazy cause-
Never mind.
Let it be known that whatever happens today Caine has always, and will always, be my favorite thing in the world.
I KNEWWWW IT! I STOOD BY MY BABY GIRL!
“This aged like milk op.” NO IT DIDNT I WAS A BELIEVER FROM DAY ONE
I love WIPs I love messy fics I love misspellings I love slipshod grammar I love typos I love I-blacked-out-and-wrote-this-in-one-sitting I love Freak Shit I love real, HUMAN writing
JST APLYED 4 A KNEW JOOB! I reely hoope I geet it. I even atached a pic of my 12 inch dik just in caase:)
Oops I slipped into this pile of cardboard and hot glue! (WIP: Updates soon)
TADC LAST ACT SPOILERS BELOW
Gooseworks told us that each character would have an episode dedicated to them. However, I have quickly noticed a bit of an issue with that.
Episode One: Pomni
Episode Two: Pomni
Episode Three: Kinger/Zooble
Episode Four: Gangle
Episode Five: Everyone?
Episode Six: Jax and Pomni
Episode Seven: Jax
Episode Eight: Caine
Episode Nine: Jax and Caine
Say it with me now! Creator favoritism of a character will always be the downfall of a good plot!
TADC LAST ACT SPOILERS BELOW
My running theory is that The Last Act was made to be two individual episodes but with a last minute movie theater approval Goose had to stitch them together.
If you think about it, the Jax plot quite literally cut to the Caine plot with little to no connection between the two.
I think this may be the source of a lot of the fan complaints. Too much Jax screen time? It was supposed to be a Jax centric episode. Not enough build up to Caines return? We were supposed to wait an entire episode, and probably a few months.
Thoughts on this? Does anyone agree?
Chat is this cannon?
The very first member of the circus has no mouth by design and doesn’t have the consciousness to scream. Very interesting.
Additionally, Caines least favorite member of the circus has no mouth. Very interesting.
The Dream
Happy birthday to my almost birthday twin!!!
Let it be known that whatever happens today Caine has always, and will always, be my favorite thing in the world.
Hey so actually
Let it be known that whatever happens today Caine has always, and will always, be my favorite thing in the world.
Lucifer's First Annual Monarchical Meganum Birthday Extravaganza!
Word Count: 3,600
Lucifer Morningstar throws himself a party big enough to invite all of Hell. There is music, free drinks, and a crowd happy to celebrate the idea of him. Lucifer is stuck with the weight of time, change, and the quiet fear of being remembered wrong. After all, even gods age.
Read here
Charlie: Time for Plan G.
Vaggi: Don’t you mean Plan B?
Charlie: No, we tried Plan B a long time ago. Then we had to skip over Plan C due to budget cuts.
Angel Dust: So what about… Plan D?
Charlie: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt an hour ago.
Husk: Plan E?
Charlie: I’m hoping we don’t have to use it. Alastor dies in plan E.
Lucifer: I like Plan E.