SPRINGFIGHT! (a Simpsons fan comic)
I made this a couple years ago, back before tumblr allowed this many images in one post. May or may not be easier to read on my website.
Cosimo Galluzzi
Cosmic Funnies
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
One Nice Bug Per Day
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🩵 avery cochrane 🩵
Keni

blake kathryn
noise dept.
KIROKAZE
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Discoholic 🪩
Today's Document
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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if i look back, i am lost
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Show & Tell
Stranger Things

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@xtrapersonal
SPRINGFIGHT! (a Simpsons fan comic)
I made this a couple years ago, back before tumblr allowed this many images in one post. May or may not be easier to read on my website.
I think dudes who say shit like “I couldn’t love a child that wasn’t mine” shouldn’t have kids
“I could never be a stepdad because I could never love another man’s child” another man’s child? not your hypothetical wife’s child? you look at a kid and see another man’s fuck trophy instead of seeing a human being? I’m not sure you could successfully be a parent to your own biological child
Yes! I cringe about the several times of romance accidental niceties
I thought it would be an hour of listening to screaming and looking at pictures of draculas, but it was so much for frightening than fathomed
You will be okay
Part 2 of whatever the hell this meme is
was walking along a stream and kept seeing these little flower boats go by, and i was like "how nice is it that someone took the time to make these". and then 15ish minutes layer i came by a bridge where a guy in his sixties/seventies was sitting down with a huge bucket of freshly plucked flowers and leaves making the little boats, and another guy in his twenties who was fluent in english explaining to passers by that yes it's free, yes you can take pictures, yes it's just for fun. the older guy kept telling everyone that succesfully dropping them into the stream upright and having them sail away meant good luck in the future, and i'm like 98% sure that they were folded in a way where they're *always* gonna end right side up, but that didn't stop him from clapping/cheering every time one landed right. i sat down for a bit and hung out and chatted with them for like half an hour and they were SO fucking nice that i genuinely cried a little afterwards and anyway thank u for coming to my ted talk about the restoration of my faith in humanity
I made an art/anatomy tutorial about birds! I hope people will find it helpful!
@prince-kallisto
@todaysbird
this is making me laugh more than i should
blogging
Me trying to get the last bit of whipped cream out of the can.
@todaysbird
😳 What is this?! Why does it sound like that!?
This is a kiwi! They call primarily to stay in touch with their mates or guard their territory, but I’m not sure why they chose to sound like a velociraptor that smokes a pack a day.
Like the unholy union of a crow and a can of Redi-Whip
Like the unholy
union of a crow and a
can of Redi-Whip
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
8000 years au
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I’ve done it. Here’s a tiny look at the au because it’s nothing but sad. All the time. Let me know if you’d like to see more of it :D
save me hot shower
hello to girls who are in bed
20 key points on becoming a Junior Full-Stack Web Developer | Resource ✨
I follow a user on Twitter called Swapna Kumar Panda! He's a tech educator and mentor from India. He tweeted a thread about mentoring someone into getting their first tech job. He laid out what he did to help him in the tweet and I thought I would bullet point them here for anyone interested!
But do go ahead and read the full thread because he does do into details on what he did!
20 key points on becoming a Junior Full-Stack Web Developer:
[ 1 ] Save time by being smart [ 2 ] Stop comparing Education [ 3 ] Practice during learning [ 4 ] Avoid Tutorial Hell & FOMO (Fear of Missing out) [ 5 ] Learn and start using Git as early as possible [ 6 ] Start with simple HTML & CSS (which he provides a roadmap) [ 7 ] Learn basic JavaScript (which he provides a roadmap) [ 8 ] Build small projects (he provides 150+ projects) [ 9 ] Learn TypeScript [ 10 ] Be modular [ 11 ] Learn React [ 12 ] Learn Next.js [ 13 ] Problem Solving Skills (which he provide practice Algorithms for various programming languages) [ 14 ] Back-End with Node.js & Express [ 15 ] Database with MySQL & MongoDB [ 16 ] Build complete projects (which he provides 150+ Full-Stack Web projects) [ 17 ] Make Personal Portfolio [ 18 ] Build Resume [ 19 ] Build Connections [ 20 ] Be ready for a few failures
Hope this helps people! But make sure to check out the full thread on Twitter! Have a nice day programming! (✿◡‿◡)
we diagnose you with a creeping sense of alienation forever. incurable
I think the child in me healed a little bit today.
My partner knew that I didn’t have a great childhood and had a lot of stuff missing. Memories, experiences, etc.
Knowing how sad I was about it, he set up Easter for me. He came to get me because he’d hidden eggs around the house filled with candies or chocolate.
I felt a little silly at first but then I just let go and let myself enjoy it. It makes me feel emotional, in a good way, just thinking back on it.
So, two reminders from this experience of mine for you.
1) It’s okay to indulge your inner child. In fact, you should! It’s okay to enjoy things others might find silly whether it’s swinging on the swings, watching a children’s movie or any number of things.
2) Amazing people exist in this world. And you deserve to have those people and shouldn’t settle for less. Maybe it isn’t about setting up an egg hunt for you but I hope you find someone, if you don’t have someone, who offers you support and care. And I hope they encourage you to be yourself.
Life's hard enough. You don't need to make it harder for yourself by denying yourself fun because "you're too old"