Loquacious Bitcher

I put the Bi in Bitch #1 CKC fan I think She/Her

[lapt0pp]

how to grow the fuck up

[friendliness]

Home

what the hell is a mortgage?

first apartment essentials checklist

how to care for cacti and succulents

the care and keeping of plants

Getting an apartment

Money

earn $50-$100 by taking surveys

how to coupon

what to do when you can’t pay your bills

see if you’re paying too much for your cell phone bill

54 ways to save money

How to do Your Own Taxes

Health

how to take care of yourself when you’re sick

things to bring to a doctor’s appointment

how to get free therapy

how to prevent a hangover

a list of stress relievers

how to remove a splinter

Emergency

rights when cops pull you over

a list of hotlines in a crisis

things to keep in your car

how to do the heimlich maneuver

Job

time management

create a resume

find the right career

choosing a major

job interview tips

how to stop procrastinating

How to write cover letters

Travel

ultimate packing list

traveling when you have no money 

best way to pack a suitcase

how to apply for a passport

how to make a travel budget

Better You

read the news

leave your childhood traumas behind

how to quit smoking

how to stop skipping breakfast

how to stop micromanaging

ways to get better at asking for help

how to stop being a pushover

learn another language

how to improve your self-esteem

how to sew

reasons to stay alive

small daily goals

[eatingdisorderssuck01]

Imma need this eventually cause they don’t teach you jack squat in school

[sanders-sides-uncorrect-quotes]

Ima schedule to reblog this when I’m 16.

[mxdragonturtle]

Ima need this eventually

[ace-lost-in-motherfucking-space]

same fam.

[oh-star-how-the-mighty-fall]

Pfffft i’m 32 and I still need some of this advice

[chaoticmooncollective-deactivat]

Reblogging now for future me

[helloijustreadyourpost]

I’m sure future me will need at least one of these links.

[dragonsareawesome123]

Holy shitttt

[orcboxer]

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

[willgrahamscock]

I cannot believe there's absolutely no way to watch free shows and movies anymore, there are too many paid streaming platforms and pirating websites have viruses and ads preventing you from watching it uninterrupted((.)) id rather follow the rules and purchase media moving forward because it is too inconvenient. Seriously, free and no ads or viruses with 1080p streaming is DEAD.

[part-time-zombie]

Exactly! It's freaking annoying when I want to watch movies but I would have to subscribe to like 24 different services . Just to watch the shows that I like.

[someones-here-for-sure]

Oh and wouldn’t it be nice for cartoons? Just anything animated. I just wanna stream things without getting conned. Must I be cartoonless forever?

[tinypaperwindmill]

i like using streaming apps but there are waaaay too many and they're all stealing my data .i wish there was a secure and organized way to have millions of shows and movies available one one app. but alas. we've truly gone full circle back to cable + now it spies on you. its a real shame. i dont want to fill my device storage with tons of boring and stupid cash grabs.

[headingtowardsdirt]

Half of those services don't even work well. Oh you paused a little too long so we're exiting to the place where we can show more ads. I've even had some that made me search for the show every time because it wouldn't save it. It's like, that's the only reason you're sometimes more convenient and you're still fucking it up! But yeah the catalogs are way too spread out.

[feral-asexual-possum]

It really fucking sucks though. I just want to watch movies- without paying some shitty company. I really don't want to subscribe to 700 streaming services for them.

[isuggestalibraryofallthings]

i have a suggestion

[isuggesteatingtherich]

me too

[enderman-who-posts-sometimes]

Really, i hate subscriptions/shady deals fuck the modern age of media it sucks and i hate it. Nothing is free, nothing is owned forever, its bullshit!! wish i could just say "yes" and own the media damn it

[catmask]

i dont consider myself a 'fashion guru' by any means but one thing i will say is guys you dont need to know the specific brand an item you like is - you need to know what the item is called. very rarely does a brand matter, but knowing that pair of pants is called 'cargo' vs 'boot cut' or the names of dress styles is going to help you find clothes you like WAAAYYYY faster than brand shopping

[catmask]

this also goes for aesthetic or -core titles. 'y2k tank top' is going to get you resellers and fast fashion brands advertising to people looking to meet a current trend. 'thin strap crop tank top' is going to get you a diverse group of results and not upcharge you to hell and back

additionally, shop second hand when you can, second hand and thrift sites typically organize clothes by the cut and color. theyll be more affordable than a depop seller curating you a style to sell you

[daftpatience]

useful terminology for different kinds of clothing shapes :)

[cutabello]

here are more terms! these are all from enérie. it is a really good blog that has lots of fashion terminology and it's a good mix of menswear and womenswear! they also have a book as well compiling all their diagrams. you could also look into getting a visual fashion dictionary for terms as well!

[angstandhappiness]

Neat

[daisy-the-spider]

AU Nexus 1-1

Here we go. I'm doing it.

I'm going to attempt to make a comic out of an au/hc i've had morphing away in my head since 2016.

If the page numeration doesn't give it away, this thing is very very long. The thought of actually putting the whole thing to paper seems unlikely, but then again plugging away at longform stuff periodically sometimes helps motivate me. I'm also really excited to be coming back to traditional art!

I tried to go over this with a fine-tooth comb, but lemme know if there are any big obvious grammatical/drawing mistakes and I'll try to fix 'em.

Another note I didn't add to the front page--if you've seen any of the other stuff I've made on this blog relating to this au, don't take it as canon or foreshadowing necessarily. A lot of those posts are from old versions of this story or exist in their own little box on purpose. I'll make an index to make it very clear what counts as part of this storyline.

Ty for reading!

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Nx 1-1 ft:

Geno!Sans (by loverofpiggies)

Scientist!Sans (creator unknown)

*note: a lot of pre-existing AU characters appearing in this comic are altered from their original versions. Credits will still be assigned to the creators of the AUs those altered versions stem from. If characters appear to stem from an uncredited AU, I probably wasn’t intentionally referencing it (feel free to point out the similarity tho). (And chime in if you know a creator I couldn’t find.)

[stringalink]

i am actually begging everyone to check this out. it is one of my favorite aus

i'm reblogging it from the very beginning because reading it from the start is an experience

it showcases some of the most intriguing concepts i've ever seen applied in the context of an utmv comic

i love it so much

[treesters]

Let's practice cooking!

For @undertalecookingwithkindness! I started playing their demo yesterday and had a lot of fun with it so far... You guys should check it out here!

[bigfriedbassoon]

What I liked about last boy on earth (the first new novel I’ve read in a minute that’s not for class):

It’s very gay, beginning to end, and when I thought it was as gay as it was ever going to get it got gayer. It is a gay book. Queer is the norm and nobody has to hide or fight it.

Sex is a path to selfhood and destiny, not a distraction or embellishment like it is in other fantasy books. The ‘significant’ sex is not reserved for like central couples (inasmuch as there are couples bc this is not a monogamous book) Everyone is having onscreen and transformative sex.

Something I REALLY liked- A central character uses they/them pronouns and is never misgendered despite presenting (I would say) pretty masc in a setting which is full of guys. There was a part where someone meets Dimitri for the first time and their pronouns were deftly incorporated without the new acquaintance defaulting to he/him, which everyone else seems to use. It was a moment of care which really stood out for me! Also they are hot and desired. And autistic?! They stim on page!

The story is really secondary to the characters, their conversations, interactions and memories. Nonetheless there are stakes because of how well everyone is written. Loss of memory/regaining recall is a trope I struggle to enjoy but I found it affecting and cathartic, especially with Adrian and Julian’s story!

The world is so real and interesting. I don’t know everything about it because the characters don’t and that was entrancing vs info dump I find in fantasy books.

I cannot overstate this book is not monogamous, and the emotional depth given to the friendships and romances was really beautiful. I was really worried it was going to end with everyone being paired off with each other but it truly does not end that way at all.

There’s a reference to Dr Zhivago that made me snort.

[lovertm]

[birds-in-posts]

Budgerigar (Melopsittacus undulatus)

Pink robin (Petroica rodinogaster)

Ruby-throated hummingbird (Archilochus colubris)

Rüppell's vulture (Gyps rueppelli)

Phoenix (N/A)

Blue jay (Cyanocitta cristata)

Rock dove (Columba livia)

Eurasian hoopoe (Upupa epops)

Atlantic puffin (Fratercula arctica)

Bohemian waxwing (Bombycilla garrulus)

Adélie penguin (Pygoscelis adeliae)

Eurasian griffon vulture (Gyps fulvus)

Common raven (Corvus corax)

Great tit (Parus major)

Northern cardinal (Cardinalis cardinalis)

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[secondlina]

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

[sinksanksockie2]

w-what if potato is actually lucky

[dontsteponthe-momeraths]

i need a lucky potato

[crownedxd]

i spent so long on this it's stupid

im posting this so many places if it flops im digging myself a hole and dying in it

[berrylvr]

not feeling your best?

very gentle yoga

you feel like shit (a self care guide)

disability accessible recipes

tips for baking with brain fog

stretches made more physically accessible

adjust your posture

the nine delights

different ways to rest

in-depth self care assessment

what to do when you've had a bad day

gentle ways to get back on track

how to feel your feelings

emotions & actions

eight realistic self care activities

[astraltrain]

chapter two posted early bc u guys asked so so nicely here u go eat up

[sharkfiinn]

would the masses be interested in custom minecraft skin commissions at all...

ive made them for myself and friends fairly often i think im good at it

[xunshinefighter]

Happy birthday Dreamtale boys!!! Finally redid the painting I did in 2020, and I’m really happy with the improvement. Maybe in another five years I’ll redo it again!

Original and minor rant under \/

Dreamtale is something that has really shaped the UTMV fandom and is a major reason that I got so far into the rabbit hole, so I’m happy I was able to find the time to fix up my birthday gift. Thank you @jokublog !! I’m definitely not biased at all to a specific brother, what-

[mitsukousnightlife]

did you know NO i’m taking the day off, what is YOUR favorite fact or panel from the nightlife arc !!! can literally be the most obvious fact or something cornplated (˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶)

[jakei95]

I broke one of my right hand's knuckle

This will require surgery, still waiting for the appointment (never dealt with this b4 so idk how long this will take)

Doctor says recovery may take months, so I'm trying to draw with my left hand again. I'm sad and in pain :(💔