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if you ever buy me crab dash pls tell me so I can go on the computer and see it š„ŗš„ŗš„ŗ
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this is so beautiful im actually crying!!!!!
I have seen this before and possibly even reblogged it, but I didnāt notice the added cricket ball until just now
A relatively messy study/fanart for project hail mary, the last month has really awakened my inner space loving child again
Also fun fact, while drawing Man of war by Radiohead started randomly playing which i think is very veru fitting for this
T-shirt that says "I'M SORRY FOR THE PERSON I BECOME WHEN I'M OVERHEATED"
The world could be so beautiful
I have started following the journey of a German soccer fan in the US for the world cup
@laeffy the euros have found buc-ee's
so. i just learned that my entirely me-written resume flags as being AI-written by automated HR systems for a few writing quirks and the fact that i followed all the rules of good resume writing, which is apparently a telltale sign of AI use in this fucking hellworld. i've been desperately applying to jobs that i am massively overqualified for for months with no response, not even an interview, and now i find out that at least part of the reason is because some fucking moron decided that following the rules every career advisor has given me for a decade means i cheated and should be disqualified. the ai bubble cannot pop soon enough. what the actual fuck.
"frequent use of action-result sentences. bullet points all start with action verbs. no career gaps." girl what the fuck are you talking about. that's just resume writing advice being followed. i just did what i was told. it's a fucking resume. you're supposed to do all that stuff. what the fuck do you mean it looks ai generated and wouldn't pass basic detection systems?????????? for following the resume writing rules????????????
wishing every AI bro and ceo a very [REDACTED]
me trying not to make impulse purchases when iām sad
is this ship popular because itās legitimately compelling or is it popular because itās the easiest to decontextualize and write college roommate AUs about?
this post broke containment and is getting ālet people have fun and enjoy thingsā comments, so i want to clarify that i hate fun and want to personally bludgeon everyone who has ever written a college roommate AU with a hammer
don't make this harder, please
From: [email protected]
Subject: Phylactery maintenance
Hey boss,
In the handbook it says standard procedure is āPhylactery upkeep is to be done Bi-Monthly, no more no lessā but the other cronies and I are conflicted if that mean twice a month or once every two months? We wanna make sure our surplus of young souls and blood sacrifices is in proper stock so seeing if we gotta quadruple or quarter our spending will really make or break the whole āEternal Lifeā operation we got going here.
Also side note: should I message IT about how every time the word Phylactery is typed out in the system it automatically turns green? Or is that by design?
In mournful servitude,
Henchmen 2883 (Frank)
From: [email protected]
Subject: Vexed Me For The Last Time
youāre supposed to do it once a month, bisexually. how many times have you been doing it??
- EW
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hey I just watched the finale of avatar for the first time and I sobbed so hysterically at it my fitbit started vibrating violently to tell me that I was burning calories. Iām 17 years old.
the kids are all right
no Iām not man Iām still sobbing
as a chemist i would like to say BWAHAHAHAHAHA
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its a bit easier for astronomers
NO! Whereās the non-metals and metaloids?!
are they hydrogen or helium
oxygen, carbon, sulfur, xenon, iodine, neon, etc etc.
ooo okay i see the confusion. you're listing off a bunch of metals there
ā¦. Youāre breaking my chemistry nerd brain. Hhhuuuhhhh???
im an astrophysicist
but but, science is science?!
and different fields of science have different conventions and definitions for their unique contexts