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21 | intp : ) | queer | autistic | she/they/whatever

[alwerakoo]

[lesbianrey]

idk maybe domestic abuse trials shouldn’t be treated as entertainment

[prokopetz]

Just because your house is haunted doesn't mean the ghosts are causing all the weird shit you're experiencing. Like, yes, be polite to the restless dead, but also check for carbon monoxide.

[ceekari]

your carbon monoxide detector died and the ghosts are trying to warn you

[curlicuecal]

haunted by the ghost of my carbon monoxide dectector

[better-late-than-nevah]

[rayj4ck]

[fictional-worlds-are-exquisite]

dropped my rabbit and their head broke off :(

[fictional-worlds-are-exquisite]

chocolate rabbit. chocolate. rabbit. edible chocolate easter rabbit. chocolate. not real. not furry rabbit. chocolate. the chocolate head of the chocolate bunny broke off. all chocolate. no living creature

[hotvampireadjacent]

[flythesail]

I think my dream job would be sitting in the writers' room for tv shows and just telling them when their ideas are bad. They don't even have to pay me, I'd do it for free. Really I don't even need a chair. I'll just stand in the corner.

[partiallypoison]

the only man to ever experience female hysteria was gerard way. i know this because i listen to their music

[sandmandaddy69]

[nibeul]

you know what, fuck you *unkills your character*

[nibeul]

[nibeul]

this is the funniest fucking reply, everyone else go home

[dickiebirbb]

the reason battinson would be the ideal batman to give a robin is because he has the right mindset to think appropriate activities for 8 year olds include crime fighting

[dopaminerjic]

this is so sad can i get an f in the chat

[seaweed-siren]

wait I googled this and found this amazing article linked in a reddit comment on a post of the same pic

it's about the inefficiencies of web and code dependencies but highlights a few funny ones

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all hail Load Bearing Guy Fieri

[leninthesixth]

its so wild to me that the medici family still exists. motherfuckers are old money

[leninthesixth]

people on twitter are like "you have generational wealth if your parents buy you groceries" meanwhile these bitches are living in beverly hills mansions bought with their great great great grandpappys investment banking money from 1378

[vivi-sected-deactivated20251007]

Imagine having an ancestor who's playable in civ

[catboycooter]

imagine having an ancestor who gets killed in an assasains creed game

[sickbrokenangel]

[sickbrokenangel]

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING RESPONSE IVE EVER GOTTEN ON ANY OF MY POSTS EVER

[whirlybirbs]

objectifying men in armor will literally never get old. like, work it shiny boy. hit ‘em with that old razzle dazzle you fuckin trash can. hottie! (tucks $5 into your cuirass) 

[mentalhealthcats]