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at the beginning of the quarter this barbie doll showed up in my design prof’s classroom and he doesn’t know where it came from but one of his other classes crucified it(????) and when it somehow disappeared a week or so later people apparently lost their minds

kouha

my very small yet ongoing collection of anime guys eating things they arent supposed to eat in total silence

thatfriendyoualreadyhave

i hope this video is 5 minutes long someday

stevencharleston

im screaming

alchemust

gifak-net

Wisconsin White Deer Surprised by his own Antlers Shedding

tamagotchivevo

aw hell no

unseeliequeen-deactivated201904

Deer, although graceful and lovely, are fucking morons.

nebula-cnidaria

Who among us isn’t surprised when a part of our head flies off

gummygomamon

As a southerner raised by rednecks, I can confirm that deer are adorable morons.

I’ve seen deer:

1.) Run from their own baby after it sneezed

2.) Run from a turkey that was chasing another turkey

3.) Run into the only tree in the middle of a field

4.) Run from ITSELF after IT sneezed

5.) Run circles around my house because a Mockingbird was imitating the wheezing sound deer use to verbally communicate a sense of unease

eurynomephoenix18

Visit Original Link

diligar

ITS TIME ITS TIME ITS T I M E

plant-royalty

NO IT’S TOO EARLY STOP RIGHT THERE

IT’S TIME

IT IS TIME

skeletons

THIS IS WHAT I WANT ON NY HALOWEEN DASH OMG

alinahazy

I’ll never stop reblogging this

chiaroart

I told myself I’d wait until October to start putting halloween stuff on my blog. I’m a dirty liar.

beckettmariner-deactivated20200

Star Trek (2009) looked like this

stardustmelodies

needs more lens flare

beckettmariner-deactivated20200

Oh, sorry, excuse me

Star Trek (2009) looked like this

imsopopfly

Wasn’t that the one where the engine room was just, like. A brewery?

beckettmariner-deactivated20200

I THOUGHT YOU WERE JUST TALKING SHIT, BUT YOU REALLY MEANT IT ACTUALLY WAS A STRAIGHT-UP BREWERY, FOR BEER AND NOT SPACESHIP JUICE

totallynotagentphilcoulson

Once again I point out

The Dyson hand dryers were also literally in Star Trek 2009

theocseason4

Scream

judgingyourgrammar

So this was in the Boston globe, and if I hadn’t read it myself I would have thought it was an Onion article. The lady wants walls again because now when she is working in the kitchen, her husband is in full view sitting watching TV and doing nothing. When they had walls, she was basically less aware of how ignored she was while being a hard-working woman and housewife. They don’t need walls, they need a marriage counselor.

great-tweets

Shout-out to this professor and to @nonbinarytransgermany.

thorodinsson

Peter Parker + being a genius 💡

gifbro

4gifs

Japanese Sumo robots

setheverman

this is the funniest gif i’ve seen all week what the fuck is going on

bunjywunjy

the best part is this isn’t even HALF the relentless bullshit insanity that goes on in robot sumo wrestling, a sport where the contestants are all hyperfast robots with scoop attachments and preprogrammed moves.

(this one wants to be a beyblade when it grows up)

the idea is to include as many unique moves as you can, to make your shrieking deathbot difficult to counter

or dodging. that works too.

also, some of the speed demons have… unorthodox attachments to fool other bot’s sensors

WIIINGS MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRR

robot sumo is also a sport where spectators may end up taking a small robot to the shins if they aren’t careful.

FLYYYYYYY

I hope you enjoyed our foray into madness!

s-p-giffy

IT GOT BETTER!!!

transmortifried

Y’all. Looking at professionally made sumo robots is great. You know what’s better though? Looking at extremely UNprofessionally made sumo robots.

Here enjoy.

jumpingjacktrash

oh my god please watch this video

“she gave up looking for the robot and sent us a photo of her having a beer. the crowd applauded this act of supreme crappiness.”

one robot is just a kleenex box with a bunch of dildos on it, one does nothing but shake a packet of instant soup, i love humanity so much right now

vastderp

!!!

hickeywiththegoodhair

lads im goin into cardiac arrest

der-hornmeister

shoutout to the robot reacting to sound, transfixed at the cheering audience instead of its opponent

visit-ba-sing-se

No matter which task you have ahead of you, at least you are not the fire nation soldier who had to inform Ozai about how and why the siege on the north failed

latte-viibes-deactivated2020101

“im sorry sir, admiral zhao was killed by a koi fish”

“what”

nothing-more-than-hot-leaf-juice

Can we also get an F in the chat for the Fire Nation soldier who had to inform Ozai that the Avatar was freed from the Pohuai Stronghold by some sword wielding punk in theater cosplay?

rwoh

“it was a what mask?”

“the water spirit from love amongst dragons”

ozai, who attended a production of love amongst dragons every year at ember island when he was married to ursa: “was it now?”

flameo-hotman

Plot twist he thinks Ursa is the Blue Spirit

cay-writes-deactivated20201115

Zuko: Where. Is. My. Mother.

Ozai, shrugging: Idk sport last I saw her she was cosplaying a short, skinny water spirit and freeing the avatar like the traitor she is.

Zuko:

Zuko: Dad I have something to say.

crimson-chains

Recently fallen Demon! He’s called Cain! ^^

strandbooks

Why must the internet hurt me like this? 😫 😫 😫

sensiblereblogifposts

Reblog if you need a bookmark

dracophile

So, I heard about this and I can’t find the original, but apparently this started because someone returned a book to a library with a taco in the middle of it.