Fuck What Other People Think

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Me and mom learned new English word.

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WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

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Oh i get it now.

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the Cullens would have to stop going to high school bc gen z is too powerful and would sniff out their obviously bizarre immortal energy in seconds like bloodhounds and expose them as literal vampires within days

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like I’m barely gen z but these teenagers are on a totally different level of unhinged funny I’ve seen their tik toks. the Cullens literally don’t stand a chance they’re just gonna have to settle one day for a small school where everyone acknowledges that those are the vampire kids. and they all agree to just not tell anyone like the crowd in the Hannah Montana movie.

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Edward Cullen getting bullied by gen Z'ers in the hallways being called “sucker” because he rambled on for 30 minutes in history class about world war one until someone snapped said “ok we get it Nosferatu you were there and fucked Ferdinand himself”

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I’m living for this twilight resurgence holy shit

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I found my senior quote.

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i eat bats and get awesome diseases forever

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this aged like wine

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Owner asks dogs to hide because customer is scared of dogs

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[sapphicdalliances]

“There’s a customer coming, they’re afraid of dogs. Quickly, the customer is coming. Quick, the customer is coming. Tengheng, you go bring the little baby in as well. Go get Baby. Okay, okay, put them down… put. Good. Let Baby have some of this. Let Baby eat some.” (The cat’s name would be similar to something like Baby, Bubba, or Darling – an endearment used as a given name.)

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Dunno if bobbing the teabag actually helps the tea steep faster but it sure is fun to feel a part of something

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I don’t even procrastinate anymore I just straight up neglect 100% of my responsibilities

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they named this fat little motherfucker Ikari Warriors

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grandma

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What is it about us bisexuals that we just can’t sit in a chair the right way? I don’t think I’ve ever sat in a chair with both my feet touching the ground and with good posture. It’s not even something that I learned from other bisexuals bc heck I didn’t know bisexuality was even a thing until middle school and I spent all my childhood sitting in chairs like this

There are rules to it tho. My feet cannot touch the ground unless my body is contorted into some weird pretzel-shape. I can’t sit in the same position long enough for me to actually notice that I’m sitting weird. Asian squatting on the ground or on a dining table chair is perfectly okay and encouraged. I have double-jointed toes so I need to either be curling my feet into a ball and crushing my toes or sticking them out in front of me in the pointe position. Complete manspreading is also perfectly fine and encouraged, but these are also okay and surprisingly comfortable:

And the best place to sit is the ground or a bed bc honestly chairs suck and they don’t let you throw your limbs around as you wish

This has been a PSA (sort of)

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Wait a minute. Not to push the “Jimin is a chaotic bi” agenda but…

And don’t even get me started on all the times and creative ways in which he’s fallen off chairs. And how he often sits on the ground so I’m guessing that’s comfortable for him. What shocks me is that Jimin has had this love-hate relationship with chairs all along… but no one seriously made the bisexual connection and started a theory.

(I’m just kidding, we won’t know his sexuality until he tells us. But maaan, his relationship w chairs is something I feel 10000%)

Bottom line: can we (bisexuals) sit in chairs the right way? Yeah, duh. Do we like it? No ugh. Will we contort our bodies into strange positions and keep fidgeting if we have to sit the right way? You bet.

[lesbx]

I love this channel this guy just reviews and picks different locks in a very unbiased, low energy way and every time he gets one open theres 100 comments of people just roasting the hell out of the lock