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- Storm - 17 - Gemini Sun - Capricorn Moon - Lannister - Slytherin - ENTP -

[deejay]

Relog if you need this energy

source

[theryanproject]

[slimdaddymbaku]

Just one of these checks could change my life ,

[shejla24]

[tropiyas]

[rohie-deactivated20191102]

i get so overwhelmed by the fact that if i wanted to i could change (nearly) every aspect of my life. everything in life is so temporary and transformable…all i have to do is get up

[cellosis]

The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles!

[mogifire]

[writing-prompt-s]

Every 1000 years the Gods are reincarnated as humans. Write about the God of Chaos and the God of Peace being born twins.

[hogieblue-deactivated20190201]

[foulserpent]

2018 lets bring back fanfic authors interruptng their own stories to have conversations with the characters

[foulserpent]

Ronald blushed under his clown makeup.

“Y-You like me?”

—————————————

me: squeeeeeeeee!!! here it comes! x3

ronald mcdonald: sh-shut up! >_<

burger king: o___0

—————————————

“Yes Ronald, it has always been you…” Burger King said.

[gayvian]

im going to personally kick your ass

[victorious]

Black Panther deleted scene

[panther0302]

I’m going to need a 4 hour Director’s Cut of this movie

[with-practice]

hours

[xeppeli]

[satanicvaginas2-deactivated2020]

[dailymarvelheroes]

get you a man who can do both

[nitramaraho]

one of my patients came in for an emergency visit, because she snapped the wire on her retainer watching the movie when MBJ took his shirt off she clenched her teeth so fucking hard she snapped it. that is the fucking funniest shit ever to me this tiny 17 year old girl thirsting so goddamn hard she busted steel

[crystalitesummerstar]

Y'all, it gets better. She found out.

[buzzfeed]

We interviewed her, obviously.

[buzzfeed]

update:

[inthenameofsephiroth]

THE NOTES THIS BROUGHT TO MY GIFSET!!!

[markv5]

– Смотри: я сфинкс….

[littleoldariel]

Can someone please translate this I feel like it’s important

[redportrait]

“look: i’m a sphinx”

[mjalti]

[mousemilf-deactivated20250508]

Why would u celebrate ur child being a Gemini

[homiedepot]

Not a celebration, a warning

[antonio-is-a-sleepybitch]

Straight guy: *is nice to me* 

Me to me: he wants you to suck him off.

[asiafish-deactivated20200729]

Hey remember that episode of Spongebob where Sandy sings about being homesick for Texas and Spongebob and Patrick overhear it and are worried that she’s going to leave Bikini Bottom so they have a Texas party at the Krusty Krab with all their friends, recreating things in Sandy’s song but they fuck it up like, pecan pie is just a can of peas shoved in a pie, barbeque is barbed wire in the shape of a Q, and the ten gallon hats are just plastic water jugs on their heads, and like…. Sandy just laughs so hard she breaks into tears, cause she sees what they’re trying to do for her to make her feel at home because they love her and don’t want her to leave…………… yo do you ever think about that goddamn episode

[cartoon-deactivated20220930]

And then she realizes she’s already at home bc she’s with them and they all love her so much? Nickelodeon didn’t have to go that hard but they did gotdamn

[ohjadewhatshername-deactivated2]

remember that she killed patrick for making fun of texas

[groovygranola]

Last night my little sister (5th grade) was making an e-mail account

She saw gender and went to click female when she noticed the “other” choice

She looked at me confused and I started to explain that some people don’t think they fit in with strictly male or female

“Oh! You mean like transgender and stuff like that. I was freaked out for a second- I thought they meant robots.”

Yet another example the kids are more open-minded than adults

[asymbina]

the three genders: male, female, robot

[esser-z]

Seriously. Kids don’t have the bigotries adults do until adults teach them. It’s incredibly easy to explain being, say, trans to a kid. They get it and move on.