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[thesassygandalf]

[ultrafacts]

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

[northwest-cryptid]

I’m buying a castle.

[monnichi-blog-aka-legend-of-sora]

[pizzaismylifepizzaisking]

https://www.moulin.nl/en/realestate/castle-for-sale-france-midi-pyrenees-gers-32_102909/

Update: The castle as of April 2015 is actually only around $1,300,000 USD now due to the currency exchange rates! :D

[greatfulldedd]

[brunhiddensmusings]

this goes even further, some European countries will give you a castle for free if you submit a plan stating how you intend to restore or preserve it. Italy alone for example has somewhere between 100 and 300 castles they intend to give away to anyone with intent to be a caretaker, they literally cant keep track of how many discount castles are up for grabs it doesn’t even have to be an ambitious plan, even if it says you just intend to keep it from becoming more shitty and will occasionally add a few bricks when you can afford it. given that most of them come with land you could convert the grounds to actually produce enough income to pay for the repairs- like setting up apple trees and brewing cider you sell with your castle name on the bottle, or raising some goats for cheese, a hobby farm could turn this into an actual income opportunity. hell, throwing parties at the castle could make it an income opportunity they will literally -GIVE- you a castle to make sure someone is taking care of it rather then let them all sit empty

[gullethead]

[theinfiknight]

Animal crossing: Castle cove

[stripedshirtgay]

For later…

[rhub4rb]

I mean, I’m not saying I’m going to buy a castle when I’m older, but if I were-

[yaboisteam]

Lowkey saving this

[tallahasseemp3]

This is just The Magnus Institute.

[marzipanandminutiae]

Nope.

They have a gas-based firefighting system instead of sprinklers for obvious reasons. It does lower the percentage of oxygen in the building, but not enough to kill anyone.

I found this by googling “Yale library fire oxygen.” It was literally the first result.

Fact-checking is your friend.

[crazyintheeast]

It’s true. It’s not the fire suppression system that kills you. The Librarians come and personally murder you for starting a fire in a library. But you didn’t start a fire you say? No matter. You are collateral damage. Everybody gets killed to show that arsonists have no chance of escaping justice

[foilflingza]

*makes aus for own ocs* i am my own fandom

[yaboisteam]

Same tho

[memintomori]

goop

[beepbeepbeepbeep-deactivated202]

[spicyhamsamson]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!

THIS IS THE SECOND TIME HE’S MADE A COMIC INVOLVING LOSS

[beepbeepbeepbeep-deactivated202]

It's actually maybe the fourth time. And it won't be the last.

[sabrerattler]

[4kultron]

I MEAN

WHERE

THE FUCK

SHOULD I...

REALLY EVEN START!!!????

[wakandamama]

We gonna fuckin die, someone call Will Smith

[thenixkat]

they really confidant in their programming

[fishyandclintbarton]

This is how it starts, ya'll.know that right?!

[kazoracht]

Can't wait till the US military sends their fully autonomous platoon of murder bots to kill some poor people and anyone and everyone else

[flagellant]

Hey yall remember how fucking boston programming kept posting their gifs of those tobot dog shit and it was portrayed as "cute" and "omg look at this goofy robopup who cant walk right" and then no one really looked into the why or how or who made them

Turns out they were being hired by and made for the US military as weapons/ammo resupplying/remote bomb deployers and when a couple people were like "hey this should merit watching this is how it starts" we as a whole kinda went "ok but robopuppy?"

[jacobtheloofah]

this is cgi. its fake. it’s a fun parody made by corridor digital who do tons of visual effects videos. the last commentor’s point may be valid but relax, this isnt real.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[aubs-of-steel-deactivated201708]

fun fact: The last supper would have been more like this, according to tradition:

[evangeline-elena-deactivated201]

so casual i love it

[thedevoteddemon]

a sleepover with jc and the boys

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

Paul: Judas truth or dare??

Judas: dare

Paul: okay lmao I dare u to kiss JC

[ghoulfr13nd]

Jesus: ok your turn peter truth or dare

Peter: truth

Jesus: would you ever betray me peter

[papa-peach-deactivated20241019]

Peter:

Jesus:

(a few days later)

Peter: *betrays Jesus*

Jesus:

[that-twink-over-there]

Jesus: *returns*

Peter: “Jesus… you’re back ?”

Jesus:

[aaronexplainsitall]

this post gets more absurd every time it crosses my dash

[lawbreaker13]

Another fun fact:

The Last Supper was actually a Passover Seder which means by the time they broke the food out, these guys were likely already drunk out of their minds.

[aethelflaedladyofmercia]

I feel like the Last Supper song from Jesus Christ Super Star captures this energy well.

Apostles: alright we’re all here to have a good time.

Jesus: check out my weird new blessing with the bread.

Jesus four seconds later: YOU JACKASSES NEVER APPRECIATED ME! I am SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW!

Judas: NOT AS ANGRY AS I AM!

Jesus: Oh it is ON!

Judas: DONT EVEN TALK TO ME!

Judas five seconds later: *sings a love song* *storms out*

Apostles: what just happened? Let’s all pass out.

[yaboisteam]

Lmao

[leecheedoodles]

Joining in on that ship dynamics meme hehe

[nicks-rp-musings]

Love this.

[bluebloodtanuki-bbt]

HAPPY (late) HALLOWEEN!!! Here are some quick comics of what the gang got up to this year!

[courier-sux]

Veronica: You… you… rude person!!

Arcade: Go easy on him, Veronica.

[yaboisteam]

My feelings.....

[mogifire]

Harley & Ivy

[spoonie-sone-deactivated2016101]

This is why I love them!

[kamdjdndknsssnsshs-deactivated2]

Harley is an abuse survivor of course she’d wreck this dude!!!

[wetwareproblem]

Can I just say how much I love the implications here? Harley and Ivy are known public figures. People know who they are, and recognize them. And this kid knows that, despite being violent criminals, they’re safe enough to go to for protection. Ivy is dead certain that the Batfamily will be okay with them intervening to protect a kid. That has some intersting implications - either she knows damn well where the lines lie and that this is overriding enough to get her a pass, or (more likely, given the first bit) this has come up before.

[seelcudoom]

one of my favorite tropes is villains acting heroically not because the other villain is a threat to them or because it benefits them, but because they have standards

[malicemismanager]

^^^ That’s the good shit right there

[real-jaune-isms]

Always reblog protector Harley and Ivy

[positively--speculative]

I think this illustrates that there is sometimes a separation between the types of villains. There are some villains who have little to no redeeming qualities like Joker and then you have what’s shown in this panel. Two of the most infamous villains with the mindset of, “Wait a minute! No, you don’t hurt children! They’re off limits!”

[cenobitic-anchorite]

This (official) story is in the anthology series Batman: Black and White. Fourth volume of the series, third issue, printed 2013. Written by Paul Dini himself and drawn by Stephane Roux.

and it has an even happier ending!

[positively--speculative]

I love this????

Thanks for adding the ending!

[valtharr]

fuck, now I’m crying

[grimmtidings]

Oh look. It’s MY Batman. The real Batman, not the hypermasculine ultraviolent for the sake of ultraviolence asshole that keeps popping up in popular media.

The Batman who held Ace’s hand. The Batman who keeps trying to get his rogue’s gallery treatment. The Batman who hands low-tier thugs a Wayne Enterprises business card and says “call them about a job.” The Batman who isn’t black and white, the Batman who recognizes even “bad” people can do “good” things. The Batman who genuinely cares about people, not just punishment.

[ruinedchildhood]

source

[ruinedchildhood]

[childhoodruiner]

[peterfromtexas-deactivated20250]

[lurkinglurkerwholurks]

Damian Wayne, that is not what your zoo internship is for and you know it. Sick move, though, kid, rock on.

[whetstonefires]

really seems more Dick’s style, flips and trained elephants and acrobatic see-saws and all, so if that’s Damian he obviously worked up this routine to impress his favorite brother

[c-bassmeow]

me: im tired 

Someone in walmart: NOT as tired as our TROOPS! 

[littlelinguaphile]

Alternatively, a mother: Just wait until you have kids :)

[c-bassmeow]

Honestly the two worst kinds of people ever oh yeah and “wait until you’re my age” the fucking three horsemen of undermining your pain

[gupdoo3]

what about the fourth horseman of “what about all those starving orphans in africa”

[otterboxmysocks]

“Not as tired as our troops!”: War “Just wait until you have kids”: Pestilence “Wait until you’re my age”: Death “What about all the starving kids in Africa?”: Famine

[azriona]

That’s…. surprisingly accurate.

[catsbeaversandducks]

The Great Smudge - Table Cat

Via Lancelot Falk

[zim-kinnie]

HOW DID I G E T THE CAT EVERY SINGLE TIME

[genuinehumanboy]

you can only reblog this today

[salty-french-fry]

Golden rule of thumb for art kids: reblogging Bob Ross will bless you latest work

[sanders-sides-uncorrect-quotes]

:OOO

[misha-kastrilevich]

O

[yaboisteam]

Achoo